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      02-12-2019, 04:40 PM   #2861
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so if anyone's also by themselves on the 14th let's have a "together alone" dinner over facetime or something
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      02-12-2019, 04:50 PM   #2862
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i just saw this on my school's gossip page


pls no one fall this low this is sad...
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      02-12-2019, 07:52 PM   #2866
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I'm going to guess 248lbs
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I'm going to guess 248lbs
I'll follow the strategy I learned on The Price is Right and go with 247 lbs...
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      02-12-2019, 08:01 PM   #2868
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I'm going to guess 248lbs
I'll follow the strategy I learned on The Price is Right and go with 247 lbs...
The smart PIR move there since you seem the think less is 1. You could still be over
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The smart PIR move there since you seem the think less is 1. You could still be over
Could be, think directionally you're right, just a bit high. That way when we find out she's 5'2" and 230 I win! I think...
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The smart PIR move there since you seem the think less is 1. You could still be over
Could be, think directionally you're right, just a bit high. That way when we find out she's 5'2" and 230 I win! I think...
Nope you go over and nobody wins

Are u SURE you watched Price Is Right?
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Nope you go over and nobody wins

Are u SURE you watched Price Is Right?
Happily, not nearly enough! Actually the only time I've ever sat and watched was while I was stuck in the jury pool lounge.
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i just saw this on my school's gossip page


pls no one fall this low this is sad...
Sweet Jesus......I can only imagine what a relationship with this person would be like. Poor bastard.

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I'm going to guess 248lbs
He can't stomach 50 apple pies my ass. I'm going to assume you are correct considering the analogy went straight to pie. Subconscious alarm bells are ringing.

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I'll follow the strategy I learned on The Price is Right and go with 247 lbs...
I'd go with a dollar but I learned from South Park never to give that ol Loch Ness monsa a dollah. I'll go tree fiddy.
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i just saw this on my school's gossip page


pls no one fall this low this is sad...
So what do the 9 comments say?
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So what do the 9 comments say?
Yeah, let's see that shit!
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      02-13-2019, 10:29 AM   #2875
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I went on many dates with different girls in the last few months but most of them felt like "no spark". I met one lovely girl recently. We haven't met in person yet but tomorrow gonna be our first "real" date in local restaurant. I hold high hopes for the parmesan ice cream.
Is this the mail order bride from Korea or did you return her?
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I went on many dates with different girls in the last few months but most of them felt like "no spark". I met one lovely girl recently. We haven't met in person yet but tomorrow gonna be our first "real" date in local restaurant. I hold high hopes for the parmesan ice cream.
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Is this the mail order bride from Korea or did you return her?
I believe he was the victim of a bait and switch. Upon careful examination of his mail order bride, I believe he found a tattooed inscription with the words "Made in China" and as such, returned her.

Not yet known if he received his money back.
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You can return these mail order brides? Hmmm, tempting. Is this an Amazon Prime thingie?
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You can return these mail order brides? Hmmm, tempting. Is this an Amazon Prime thingie?
This instantly makes me think of prime wardrobe. If a person could order and try it on for a week before they decide to return or pay.....AND this could somehow be incorporated into a Tinder type app......hmmmmm.....FUTURE!
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You can return these mail order brides? Hmmm, tempting. Is this an Amazon Prime thingie?
If you complete the transaction on an AMX Platinum or Black Card the warranty is extended for a full 5 years. Membership has it privileges.

Just sayin'...

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I'll follow the strategy I learned on The Price is Right and go with 247 lbs...
Wrong direction...249.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah... Price is Right is not my thing. But when you're stuck in the jury pool room, the group didn't like my suggestion to put CNBC on the TV and instead went with the Price is Right. Trying to be funny but failed.
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I went on many dates with different girls in the last few months but most of them felt like "no spark". I met one lovely girl recently. We haven't met in person yet but tomorrow gonna be our first "real" date in local restaurant. I hold high hopes for the parmesan ice cream.
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Is this the mail order bride from Korea or did you return her?
I believe he was the victim of a bait and switch. Upon careful examination of his mail order bride, I believe he found a tattooed inscription with the words "Made in China" and as such, returned her.

Not yet known if he received his money back.
That would be unfortunate. He's in Calgary so he could've saved his money on shipping and come to Vancouver for a large selection of Chinese goods if he didn't care about country of origin.
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