[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Tires screeching is my ringtone on sweetie's phone.

That's awesome!

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

That's awesome!

I think so. His cat isn't amused.

[________]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I think so. His cat isn't amused.

He has a cat??? Run!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

He has a cat??? Run!

Hey now! After the second divorce I was so accustomed to living with a psychopath with claws, I bought I cat.

It's eerily the same: soft, can be affectionate, wants me to take care of it while it does whatever it wants, sleeps most of the day, ignores me and then gets super pissed if you ask it to do something it doesn't have in it's busy schedule.

[________]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Hey now! After the second divorce I was so accustomed to living with a psychopath with claws, I bought I cat.

I stand incorrected.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

The damn bloating from my IBS makes me look like a pregnant dude after dinner. If only there was a way to stop that bs. I'm a super tall 5' 8" & a super heavy 130ish lbs

Pick your jaws up off the floor!

5' 8" @ 130#? Damn dude. On the bright side even if you had a 3" ween it would look massive.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

All good, not mad at ya.

I haven't sworn off women, but I am very realistic that I will likely never settle down b/c people w/their shit together seem to be unicorns anymore. Plus I will not get serious with someone with kids or someone who smokes cigs. It's disgusting & I watched my Grandfather pretty much kill himself with them.

Sometimes love finds you when you're not looking. I thought I'd be single for the rest of my life and was OK with that. Anyway, I ran into a friend from grammar school while helping plan a reunion. He asked me out when we were in 6th grade. It went full circle 40 years later. He tells me we wasted 40 years but I think our life experiences made us who we are today. We both had to make the mistakes that led us here. We weren't ready for each other back then. You never know what's around the corner.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

5' 8" @ 130#? Damn dude. On the bright side even if you had a 3" ween it would look massive.

I'm 5'10 and 150, so not much different.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

5-6 I know I need to be sleeping more.

Yes if you want your metabolism to stabilize you need about 7-8hrs of sleep. You have a hard time dropping weight because lack of sleep is slowing your metabolism to a crawl.

[________]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Sometimes love finds you when you're not looking. I thought I'd be single for the rest of my life and was OK with that. Anyway, I ran into a friend from grammar school while helping plan a reunion. He asked me out when we were in 6th grade. It went full circle 40 years later. He tells me we wasted 40 years but I think our life experiences made us who we are today. We both had to make the mistakes that led us here. We weren't ready for each other back then. You never know what's around the corner.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

Most of my dinners are chicken. I need new veggies. Getting tired of potatoes, carrots & zucchini. Broccoli & beans mess w/my IBS. Aren't TV dinners just salt in a box?

Some of them definitely are salt in a box for sure.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I'm a super tall 5' 8" & a super heavy 130ish lbs

Pick your jaws up off the floor!

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I'm 5'10 and 150, so not much different.

I'm a 6'0 and 470 so also not much different....





(That works right? Height is the most important, yes?)

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm a 6'0 and 470 so also not much different....





(That works right? Height is the most important, yes?)

Probably would for a lot of the women who put "don't talk to me unless you are 6ft+" in their online profiles. It usually mentions nothing about weight.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

Fatso

Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

Fatso

Don't body shame me you misogynistic pig!!

Besides, I prefer names like, "Tubbo" or "Tank".


Fine, fine...admittedly, if I were 470 lbs, my guess is I couldn't even sit in a chair at that point. Or reach the keyboard if I could find a chair that could handle that weight.

I'm actually 6'0 and around 185-195. Which means I do have a small potbelly. But I like to refer to it as my "dad bod". Makes me feel better.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

Am I a pedophile if I call my own body "dad bod"? I don't have children.

Not unless you also happen to find children attractive.

You are just grooming your body to be in stellar shape if you happen to become a dad. Foresight, planning and preparation - nothing wrong with that is there? One might even see these traits as being those of a wise man.

Not in your particular case of course, but one *might* see it that way in another person.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Probably would for a lot of the women who put "don't talk to me unless you are 6ft+" in their online profiles. It usually mentions nothing about weight.

I'd fuck with them and reply back well I'm 5'2 but make 7 figures, which automatically makes me like 6'8.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

*dick punch*

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I was hoping someone would get my reference.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?

now u have to do DIY

[upstatedoc]

OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.

Ahhh - so it wasn't Danielle after all. It was a guy named Dan and he yells does he?

Curiouser and curiouser.