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      12-13-2018, 03:20 PM   #2619
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Something I have learned, never tell a woman she is beautiful unless:

a.) You are romantically involved, have been together for a while and plan to be together for a while.
b.) It's a total random stranger that you have no intention of dating, let that be that and walk away; her day is instantly made and she will think about you the rest of the day.

I have found that in dealing with women who know they are attractive it's best not to make any comment at all. These comments are for those (and those of us) who fall into category b.) above. If you are genuinely attracted to someone that you want to date, treat them like your best friend. You wouldn't tell your best friend how handsome he is.....I don't know, maybe you would, regardless treat her as an equal and DO NOT put her on a pedestal.
corollary: at least in my experience prettier girls are better to deal with than less-lucky girls
and besides, its fun to make eye contact with someone and smile and watch them smile and both of you continue with your days, makes you feel good and (hopefully haha) her day too everyone wins

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Attractive, witty and personality to boot? Where does one find such a lady?
i am also of interest, pls direct me in the positive direction

update on last night btw: ended up staying in the library until 5am but got shit done, texted her this morning and said she's going out tonight... lets yeet this wheat
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corollary: at least in my experience prettier girls are better to deal with than less-lucky girls
and besides, its fun to make eye contact with someone and smile and watch them smile and both of you continue with your days, makes you feel good and (hopefully haha) her day too everyone wins


i am also of interest, pls direct me in the positive direction

update on last night btw: ended up staying in the library until 5am but got shit done, texted her this morning and said she's going out tonight... lets yeet this wheat
Good for you for taking taking of responsibility first. Report back tomorrow.
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Good for you for taking taking of responsibility first. Report back tomorrow.
you know what they say, girls come and go but transcript stays forever
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      12-13-2018, 03:58 PM   #2622
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you know what they say, girls come and go but transcript stays forever
Smart man.
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and now u share this with us...

when is the next date??
Saturday. I'm picking her up from her place in the French Quarter and hitting a museum, rooftop bar, dinner and live music.
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Plot twist...

It's actually the woman from the prancercise videos.
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MK, does she dance (with or without you)?
She does...and her legs go to the ceiling.
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and now u share this with us...

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Saturday. I'm picking her up from her place in the French Quarter and hitting a museum, rooftop bar, dinner and live music.
What!!!???

No shopping??
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What!!!???

No shopping??
Dude, unless it's a boat a plane or a car I have zero interest in shopping. Unless she's trying stuff on. Hmmmmmmm. Let me revisit this.
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What!!!???

No shopping??
Dude, unless it's a boat a plane or a car I have zero interest in shopping. Unless she's trying stuff on. Hmmmmmmm. Let me revisit this.
You seemed all wise

But at least smart enough to learn new tricks
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just got back from grabbing breakfast...
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I don’t even pretend to know a straight comment from a euphemism...

I find euphemisms everywhere I look... it can be embarrassing when they’re not.
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Grab em by the bagel
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And this bagel has cream cheese no doubt... lol...
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And this bagel has cream cheese no doubt... lol...
let's hope no cream cheese was left in there
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let's hope no cream cheese was left in there
I know!

Actually, on reflection, I’m feeling bad about trying to improve on Onesy’s grab em by the bagel... that was pretty good, lol...
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I know!

Actually, on reflection, Iím feeling bad about trying to improve on Onesyís grab em by the bagel... that was pretty good, lol...
yeah that was pretty funny
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let's hope no cream cheese was left in there
I know!

Actually, on reflection, I'm feeling bad about trying to improve on Onesy's grab em by the bagel... that was pretty good, lol...
You shouldn't feel bad. I'm the one that should feel bad for extending your euphemism on the breakfast thing lol
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I think we’ve done this breakfast thing to death...

Although I do like a couple of eggs sunny side up and hash browns with my sausage...
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I think we’ve done this breakfast thing to death...

Although I do like a couple of eggs sunny side up and hash browns with my sausage...
either im burned out from studying thermo or this is just an innocent post about literal breakfast choices

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either im burned out from studying thermo or this is just an innocent post about literal breakfast choices

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Aw, you’re burned out... you’ll get it tomorrow...or maybe girls in your generation don’t have hashbrowns, that could be it.
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Or maybe I was just had... I’m sleepy, that’s it...
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