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      11-01-2018, 10:48 AM   #1277
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i rebadged it. only place it says kia is on the steering wheel
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My E 90 was a rock solid reliable. Five years and 60,000 miles. Didn't really want to get rid of it but couldn't jam five family members in it anymore.
oh i miss mine
shouldve kept it.


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My E 90 was a rock solid reliable. Five years and 60,000 miles. Didn't really want to get rid of it but couldn't jam five family members in it anymore.
oh i miss mine
shouldve kept it.

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back on topic because i know you all are anxiously awaiting my next move
so i know d is kidless until monday, we have that event on sunday. should i ask her out before then and make my move? what if it doesn't go well, is it going to make sunday awkward? she is also getting the stitches out of her foot today so she could have a legit reason for staying home. oh decisions decisions
So if she's taking out the stitches, who's driving her?
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      11-01-2018, 10:55 AM   #1281
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back on topic because i know you all are anxiously awaiting my next move
so i know d is kidless until monday, we have that event on sunday. should i ask her out before then and make my move? what if it doesn't go well, is it going to make sunday awkward? she is also getting the stitches out of her foot today so she could have a legit reason for staying home. oh decisions decisions
just ask her how shes feeling? give her the option of going out or staying indoors at your or her place. find out if she likes pastries...you can have pastry n coffee evening/night.. and then go with the flow.. kiss her already lol

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back on topic because i know you all are anxiously awaiting my next move
so i know d is kidless until monday, we have that event on sunday. should i ask her out before then and make my move? what if it doesn't go well, is it going to make sunday awkward? she is also getting the stitches out of her foot today so she could have a legit reason for staying home. oh decisions decisions
How are you already not on top of this??? If she is having stitches removed today, offer to cook her dinner or take her dinner under the ruse of keeping her off her feet. Pre-dinner, get in a small make out session, nothing over the top. After dinner, be sweet to her, pamper her, etc. then enter the heavier session.

You could also throw in a comment of hands and feet heal faster when elevated. Keep her feet in the air. Gah, I could write plots to porn.
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i can see the pic
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i rebadged it. only place it says kia is on the steering wheel
To what?

Kia shame?

So did you not carve & massage with your new BFF?
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i can see the pic
is it blocked by your browser?
i dont see ot either
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back on topic because i know you all are anxiously awaiting my next move
so i know d is kidless until monday, we have that event on sunday. should i ask her out before then and make my move? what if it doesn't go well, is it going to make sunday awkward? she is also getting the stitches out of her foot today so she could have a legit reason for staying home. oh decisions decisions
Dude, stop over thinking & just go for it. Worst thing that happens is we get shot down. We move onto the next & the next & the next...
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i dont see ot either
i forgot the album was private.. i think you can see it now
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Dude, stop over thinking & just go for it. Worst thing that happens is we get shot down. We move onto the next & the next & the next...
Which won't happen if she wants a mouth I mean face massage already.
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Dude, stop over thinking & just go for it. Worst thing that happens is we get shot down. We move onto the next & the next & the next...
but there is more riding on it than just getting shot down
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Which won't happen if she wants a mouth I mean face massage already.
Maybe doc is insecure b/c small wang?
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but there is more riding on it than just getting shot down
The kids will be fine. I guarantee they don't even care about whatever nonsense you 2 are doing.

OVER THINKING...
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Weather is so bad this past week... I had mine in the garage and am driving my truck, but the weather will be perfect tomorrow
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Maybe doc is insecure b/c small wang?
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Well guys, we finally got to the root of it.
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you're not helping
Women enjoy small wang too. Look at it this way, if you're huge most complain that it hurts, unless they are a straight up whore, and they spend the time wiggling away from what you're giving or just trying to relax. If it's average to small, they work harder for the off. I've dug deep in this conversation with many ladies. Most will say large is nice to look at but most with largeness have no idea what to do with it. The average to smaller guys also try harder. Most of the women I have talked to on this subject have said the best sex they ever had was with a guy who was small.
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Especially with a 6MT. Something about a N/A inline 6 with the 6MT. My friend has an e46 330i ZHP with 6MT and that car is such a blast to drive in the NY mountain roads.
that's the goal, the car has no sport pack which sucks major dick because shitty seats and an even shittier steering wheel, but is a stick shift AND is rwd and doesn't have the cold weather pack so it probably isn't a midwest car either, which is super dank because salt induced rust is a real thing. I'm actually scared to look underneath my lincoln

also - on other news, texted jade to tell her im prob going to be in town on saturday, she told me to "definitely visit" and that she was "excited" when i said i'd text her when im there
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Especially with a 6MT. Something about a N/A inline 6 with the 6MT. My friend has an e46 330i ZHP with 6MT and that car is such a blast to drive in the NY mountain roads.
that's the goal, the car has no sport pack which sucks major dick because shitty seats and an even shittier steering wheel, but is a stick shift AND is rwd and doesn't have the cold weather pack so it probably isn't a midwest car either, which is super dank because salt induced rust is a real thing. I'm actually scared to look underneath my lincoln

also - on other news, texted jade to tell her im prob going to be in town on saturday, she told me to "definitely visit" and that she was "excited" when i said i'd text her when im there
Probably not the same excited you're thinking of. Don't overthink this, she's not dripping over the thought of you...

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