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      12-04-2018, 08:10 AM   #2443
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DETRoadster is john's friend available?
Not for you, young man. I dont want to hear any of this "I'm into older women crap" outta you. Your mission is to bang as many fine 20-somethings as possible. Stay focused. There will come a time when you too are you your 40s, married, and will wish you had banged just a few more college coeds.
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Not for you, young man. I dont want to hear any of this "I'm into older women crap" outta you. Your mission is to bang as many fine 20-somethings as possible. Stay focused. There will come a time when you too are you your 40s, married, and will wish you had banged just a few more college coeds.
This. There will be plenty of time for older ladies later in life. Young tight bodies now, experience later.
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      12-04-2018, 10:51 AM   #2445
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So because I've been with my wife for nearly 20 years, I have little to contribute to this thread. But every once in a while I have a friend, coworker, relative, etc. with some comically bad dating luck and i get to post their story.

My buddy "John" has been dating this chick for about 6 months. She's attractive, engaging, fun to be around. She's a wine sales rep for some local distributor. She was living in the townhouse next door to John, which is how they met. All seemed normal until she confided in John that she was getting kicked out of her townhouse. She was a day or two away from being homeless. Being a nice guy, John said "just move in with me" so she did. A week into it he finally thinks to ask why she got kicked out. Oh, it was because she lost her job and had no money. So now she's all moved in with him and has no plan to chip in financially. I'll spare you all the details of the next month, but basically, she started calling the cops every few days claiming someone was breaking into "her" townhouse and stealing her panties. It got so bad the property association told John that either she had to leave or they both do. So they both pick up and move to a house on the other side of town. Crazy thing is that the panty thief followed them as she's now calling the cops again, several times a week!

I'll keep y'all posted as I learn more. I think this one could get interesting.
sounds like one of those movie from the wimins channel
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      12-04-2018, 10:53 AM   #2446
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sounds like one of those movie from the wimins channel
No, more like the beginning of a Law and Order episode.
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      12-04-2018, 11:46 AM   #2447
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why are they referred to as a pair of panties when there is only one?

I can be patient not to end up in the ER again.
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LOL, AGAIN!!!!
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      12-04-2018, 11:49 AM   #2448
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I can be patient not to end up in the ER again.
When I was a kid/teenager, the ER doctors knew me on sight - I'd only have to walk/limp in there and they'd ask "what did you do this time Dean?". Made worse by the fact that one of them was the doctor who delivered me as a baby.
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john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that
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It never is.
You'd be surprised gentlemen. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this chick is probably crazy hot and that most porn stars don't have shit on her in ability. I know these types very well.

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Wait, after her moving in and then BOTH getting kicked out, he brought the crazy with to a new homestead??????


I've never smelt panties THAT good. . . .
You need to smell more panties sir.

Come to think of I don't recall ever sniffing a pair myself.....which makes me wonder, why are they referred to as a pair of panties when there is only one?

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It's like high school all over again.
That's when you know the sex is some next level shit!

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ok, sorry.
No need for apologies. She wants food immediately after the gym and I'm fan of her cleanliness. She showers while I make dinner after that i shower while she gets her things ready for work the next morning, then after there is plenty of time for other things......not to mention shower sex is where injuries occur, I can be patient not to end up in the ER again.
But if you end up in the ER you will also be patient...

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LOL, AGAIN!!!!
Indeed. Two soap covered bodies in a freshly cleaned shower whilst one is holding the weight of another should be represented by stick figures with a big red circle and the NO slash line marked through....and displayed prominently in showers.

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When I was a kid/teenager, the ER doctors knew me on sight - I'd only have to walk/limp in there and they'd ask "what did you do this time Dean?". Made worse by the fact that one of them was the doctor who delivered me as a baby.
I was the same way! The nurses knew me very well by the time I was 12. I've either become much smarter or more careful in my years.

When I was 18 I dated this very attractive brunette who was the daughter of a "fire and brimstone" southern baptist preacher of one of those mega churches. Had just graduated High School, had just obtained my tattooing license and her family, oddly enough, really liked me.....I wouldn't have if I were them. To paint a better picture, this was one of those girls that all the good boys tried to date and she would turn them down yet she was all about my long hair, tattoos and baggy clothes.

Anyway, the mother of said "religon made me naughty" girl worked in the ER. Long story short, one evening we were having a party at my place and I hacked the knuckle of my middle finger on the left hand almost completely off with a knife. Another girl, drove me to the ER to get laced up. The moment this girl is assisting a very inebriated Judy into the ER, (I can't believe I have now started referring to my self as Judy) I make eye contact with the girlfriends mother who is working. She was very professional and very sweet to both of us, but she also made me feel as much of stitching me up as she possibly could all while smiling at me doing the sweet motherly sarcastic bit. The next morning I received a phone call from the preachers daughter and we never saw each other again. Oh well, I wasn't in love and became a legend for dating her.
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But if you end up in the ER you will also be patient...
Well done sir!
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Indeed. Two soap covered bodies in a freshly cleaned shower whilst one is holding the weight of another should be represented by stick figures with a big red circle and the NO slash line marked through....and displayed prominently in showers.



I was the same way! The nurses knew me very well by the time I was 12. I've either become much smarter or more careful in my years.

When I was 18 I dated this very attractive brunette who was the daughter of a "fire and brimstone" southern baptist preacher of one of those mega churches. Had just graduated High School, had just obtained my tattooing license and her family, oddly enough, really liked me.....I wouldn't have if I were them. To paint a better picture, this was one of those girls that all the good boys tried to date and she would turn them down yet she was all about my long hair, tattoos and baggy clothes.

Anyway, the mother of said "religon made me naughty" girl worked in the ER. Long story short, one evening we were having a party at my place and I hacked the knuckle of my middle finger on the left hand almost completely off with a knife. Another girl, drove me to the ER to get laced up. The moment this girl is assisting a very inebriated Judy into the ER, (I can't believe I have now started referring to my self as Judy) I make eye contact with the girlfriends mother who is working. She was very professional and very sweet to both of us, but she also made me feel as much of stitching me up as she possibly could all while smiling at me doing the sweet motherly sarcastic bit. The next morning I received a phone call from the preachers daughter and we never saw each other again. Oh well, I wasn't in love and became a legend for dating her.
THESE are the stories we're looking for

doctors being said, i had the "pleasure" of meeting my reason of birth. mom and i were out shopping, she ran into one of her friends - turned out to be the person who basically delivered me... that was a weird experience for sure :I

also yes, both you and DET are right, i am focused on that end but you'd surely get bored of eating the same food all the time, you'd want to venture off to new stuff... i don't like the "stable" stuff either tbh, the only thing id be keeping for over a year at this point is my car. can't let that lincoln get away, driving that car is never a chore but i can't say that about any other car, especially the F10... it just doesn't feel right

im flying to turkland in a few weeks, will definitely update with the women scene there, a lot my classmates are coming back too so it should be nice. my various intel sources say only a few have acquired boyfriends
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im flying to turkland in a few weeks, will definitely update with the women scene there, a lot my classmates are coming back too so it should be nice. my various intel sources say only a few have acquired boyfriends
Yes, please do! Very interested to hear about the scene in Turkey. I'd assume you would have to put a lot more effort in there and would likely fall short of what you can easily achieve here in good old "loose morals USA" but maybe I'm wrong? My thinking is that religion and religious values play a much bigger role for a much bigger % of the women in Turkey than they do here. Yes?
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im flying to turkland in a few weeks, will definitely update with the women scene there, a lot my classmates are coming back too so it should be nice. my various intel sources say only a few have acquired boyfriends
Yes, please do! Very interested to hear about the scene in Turkey. I'd assume you would have to put a lot more effort in there and would likely fall short of what you can easily achieve here in good old "loose morals USA" but maybe I'm wrong? My thinking is that religion and religious values play a much bigger role for a much bigger % of the women in Turkey than they do here. Yes?
you are right! its not about religion however, not nexessairly at least - its more of a "i cant be labeled as a slut" mindset, people are scared that word will get out.

but yeah the effort required to get anywhere is insane (and more often than not, not worth it lmao) compared to here, im counting on my friends who got in to greek life in their schools...

freshman winter was everyone was same, i ended up staying here last year, so (hopefully) people changed for the better. i was chatting with a bro yesterday and we realized either no one is doing anything and thays why we don't hear about it, or everyone's too busy doing everything! knowing them though id bet its the first option
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this thread needs cpr lol
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this thread needs cpr lol

.....or more cowbell.....

.....or mini golf......
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I thought I saw a brief flash of a new member who lives somewhere other than this earth.

But then the post was gone. Not sure if deleted or ?


Edit: Nope, he was banned. Just looked him up. Joined in Dec and already banned, that was really quite admirably quick. I mean, we are only on Day 5 of the month, and surely he would have had to wait a few days in order to post.
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I thought I saw a brief flash of a new member who lives somewhere other than this earth.

But then the post was gone. Not sure if deleted or ?
I saw that too. Maybe he changed his mind. This thread can get a little scary. I stopped posting in it but it's like a train wreck, you just have to look.
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I saw that too. Maybe he changed his mind. This thread can get a little scary. I stopped posting in it but it's like a train wreck, you just have to look.
Nope, I looked him up. He had an encounter with the ban hammer.
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Nope, I looked him up. He had an encounter with the ban hammer.
That was a pretty quick ban. I think the post was time stamped 3:01. I wish I would have caught that one before it went away. Must have been a goodie.
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Nothing significant. The post wasn't bad at all, but I suspect it was a previously banned member with a new account was the reason for the admirably quick clean up.
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Holy shit, I'm away for an hour and we got our CPR and then that shit got shut down. It seems like enough is never_enough.
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I thought I saw a brief flash of a new member who lives somewhere other than this earth.

But then the post was gone. Not sure if deleted or ?
I saw that too. Maybe he changed his mind. This thread can get a little scary. I stopped posting in it but it's like a train wreck, you just have to look.
Why are you calling this thread a train wreck?
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