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      11-27-2018, 02:21 PM   #2223
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because im pretty much in the same boat, except the closest good looking wealthy divorcees are 2 hours away in and near the city
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      11-27-2018, 02:22 PM   #2224
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So doc showed up briefly, but still no Onesy... I'm thinking about sending out my St. Bernard to find him... he's probably in a snow drift in Canada lamenting all this global warming.
pic of st bernard pls, not a dog guy but i love them
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Uh, I may have exaggerated a little when I said I had a St. Bernard..

I don’t even have a dog, actually.
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Uh, I may have exaggerated a little when I said I had a St. Bernard..

I don’t even have a dog, actually.
What kind of sick twisted mind would lie about having a dog? Open question to all of us therapists on BP. I'm just doing my part here, trying to identify mental disorders early to prevent future gun violence.

If we're all agreed on Herdalum's state of mind, then I suppose we can go divvy up his gun collection among us. Free guns! (All you have to do is agree he is mentally disturbed - takes 5 seconds of your time).
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What kind of sick twisted mind would lie about having a dog? Open question to all of us therapists on BP. I'm just doing my part here, trying to identify mental disorders early to prevent future gun violence.

If we're all agreed on Herdalum's state of mind, then I suppose we can go divvy up his gun collection among us. Free guns! (All you have to do is agree he is mentally disturbed - takes 5 seconds of your time).
Wait everybody, this is just a Canadian trick to get our guns, then they’ll invade us! Don’t fall for it!

And anyway, though I don’t personally own a dog, I do occasionally rent one for trips to the park, that should count for something...
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Wait everybody, this is just a Canadian trick to get our guns, then they’ll invade us! Don’t fall for it!

And anyway, though I don’t personally own a dog, I do occasionally rent one for trips to the park, that should count for something...
Well nuts. I thought I had disguised the plan fairly well. Maybe you aren't as mentally disturbed as I thought if you managed to see that...I shall reconsider my position.

Probably most of your guns are illegal up here anyways...
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My muskets would be outlawed? Who knew, I thought you Frenchies loved those things...
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My muskets would be outlawed? Who knew, I thought you Frenchies loved those things...
Firstly, I'm not Quebecois....so just a normal English speaking individual. A garbageman in Paris can certainly attest to my lack of ability to speak French as my attempts to inquire in French/English mix how to get to the Eiffel Tower were met with a confused look.

Secondly...

Not following - why do the French love muskets?
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Firstly, I'm not Quebecois....so just a normal English speaking individual. A garbageman in Paris can certainly attest to my lack of ability to speak French as my attempts to inquire in French/English mix how to get to the Eiffel Tower were met with a confused look.

Secondly...

Not following - why do the French love muskets?
Well, the French created the first true flintlock weapons for King Louis XIII shortly after his accession to the throne in 1610.Throughout the 17th century, flintlock muskets were produced in a wide variety of models.

In 1717, a flintlock musket for the French infantry was standardized. This became the first standard flintlock musket to be issued to all French troops. While it is more correctly called a French infantry musket or a French pattern musket, these muskets later became known as "Charleville muskets", after the armory in Charleville-Mézières, Ardennes, France.The standard French infantry-long gun was also produced at Tulle, Saint-Étienne, Maubeuge Arsenal, and other sites. While technically not the correct name for these muskets, the use of the name Charleville dates back to the U.S. Revolutionary War, when Americans tended to refer to all of the musket models as Charlevilles. The naming of these muskets is not consistent. Some references only refer to Model 1763 and later versions as Charleville flintlock muskets, while other references refer to all models as the Charleville. The Charleville musket's design was refined several times during its service life. Later models of Charleville muskets remained in service until 1840, when percussion lock systems made the flintlock mechanism obsolete.

I wrote all the above myself, of course, I would never stoop to copying and pasting something from, say, Wikipedia... lol
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Firstly, I'm not Quebecois....so just a normal English speaking individual. A garbageman in Paris can certainly attest to my lack of ability to speak French as my attempts to inquire in French/English mix how to get to the Eiffel Tower were met with a confused look.

Secondly...

Not following - why do the French love muskets?
I didn’t actually suspect you were French, I thought we were just making stuff up trying to get doc and Onesy back in here with more interesting stuff than I can make up... ha... I own only one gun, btw, a shotgun my dad left me...
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so we're back on. she was just saying somethings that made me feel like she didn't want to be in a relationship. things like she has been alone for so long that she is used to it, commitment scares her, neither of us has our kids this weekend so we are spending it together
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so we're back on. she was just saying somethings that made me feel like she didn't want to be in a relationship. things like she has been alone for so long that she is used to it, commitment scares her, neither of us has our kids this weekend so we are spending it together
You're killing me doc! Lots of ups and downs already here. Just you wait til Onesy hears about this.
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so we're back on. she was just saying somethings that made me feel like she didn't want to be in a relationship. things like she has been alone for so long that she is used to it, commitment scares her, neither of us has our kids this weekend so we are spending it together
just take it slow, without pressuring each other.
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just take it slow, without pressuring each other.
well i'm going to pressure something this weekend if you know what i mean
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well i'm going to pressure something this weekend if you know what i mean
I don't know what you mean. I'm going to need specifics here.
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I don't know what you mean. I'm going to need specifics here.
Ya, I'm in the dark too.

For me, its a toss up between a cervix or an instapot to make dinner.

Kidding doc - take it slow and talk about what she said. Communicate, communicate, communicate.
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Maybe you aren't as mentally disturbed as I thought if you managed to see that...I shall reconsider my position.

Probably most of your guns are illegal up here anyways...
Mentally disturbed, and low intelligence actually seem to be polar opposites. Take you for example

Or me



I'l take a gently used 12ga and gift it to one of my sons. . .
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Mentally disturbed, and low intelligence actually seem to be polar opposites. Take you for example

Or me



I'l take a gently used 12ga and gift it to one of my sons. . .
Hey...I happen to like flirting with insanity.

You only need to worry when insanity starts flirting back.
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Ya, I'm in the dark too.

For me, its a toss up between a cervix or an instapot to make dinner.

Kidding doc - take it slow and talk about what she said. Communicate, communicate, communicate.
ok i'll add a little spice to this just to keep you on the hook. she hasn't been feeling well, a gave her abx and she has been taking ibuprofen/sudafed for congestion. she mentions to me that she has some new bruising on her legs. i ask her let me see so she stands up and drops trou right in front of me, she's wearing a black thong. still dont really remember what the bruising looked like... told her its probably from the ibuprofen
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ok i'll add a little spice to this just to keep you on the hook. she hasn't been feeling well, a gave her abx and she has been taking ibuprofen/sudafed for congestion. she mentions to me that she has some new bruising on her legs. i ask her let me see so she stands up and drops trou right in front of me, she's wearing a black thong. still dont really remember what the bruising looked like... told her its probably from the ibuprofen
Attaboy! Now accompany those bruises with some red hand prints on that ass and you'll be in business.

P.S. Don't forget to pull the hair. If you don't know the proper way look that shit up.
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Attaboy! Now accompany those bruises with some red hand prints on that ass and you'll be in business.

P.S. Don't forget to pull the hair. If you don't know the proper way look that shit up.
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