[________]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Did he follow my advice?

Unless she's done that to him, no.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Unless she's done that to him, no.

That advice was hard fought for and pure gold. What a waste.

[upstatedoc]

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Did he follow my advice?

big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd

Go big or go home. Or to jail. #youtoo

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd

Ooooh

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd

Congrats. Just whip it out, slam it on the table & say "It's not gonna suck itself!"

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Congrats. Just whip it out, slam it on the table & say "It's not gonna suck itself!"

Grasshopper, when she whips it out for you before you can whip it out yourself, she will be yours.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Grasshopper, when she whips it out for you before you can whip it out yourself, she will be yours.

Ideal, but I don't get the sense that this girl he's seeing is gonna do that so he must be the Alpha!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Ideal, but I don't get the sense that this girl he's seeing is gonna do that so he must be the Alpha!

The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.

I'm fucking dying over here!!!

This thread just continues to deliver. It's like a virtual cornucopia of knowledge.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I'm fucking dying over here!!!

This thread just continues to deliver. It's like a virtual cornucopia of knowledge.

Welcome Puddleleaper. We learn the most when we teach and knowledge is growing exponentially.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Welcome Puddleleaper. We learn the most when we teach and knowledge is growing exponentially.

Agreed.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.

So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...

Isn't that the only way?

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I'm fucking dying over here!!!

This thread just continues to deliver. It's like a virtual cornucopia of knowledge.

Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will never date again!

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!

Dating is a shit show anyway

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Dating is a shit show anyway

I have come to use the very direct approach when it comes to women. I honestly think that's what landed me in the current relationship. I explained to her and all the women before her, that I don't want to date. I don't want to try to impress you, I don't want to catch feelings for you. If they would like to get together and do stuff, drinking, dinner, occasional movies followed with internal organ rearranging sex then lets get to know each other, outside of anything else, I'm not interested.

You'd be amazed at what women will do if you are blunt, direct and don't beat around the bush about what you want. Being very open and honest gets you what you want.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Grasshopper, when she whips it out for you before you can whip it out yourself, she will be yours.

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...

holy shit hahahahaha that was funny
and yes Never_Enough that is the plan, don't worry
gotta be selfishly selfless

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...

Yes, Grasshopper. You are divining the true meaning of service to others and may you grow as necessary to continue servicing her to the ending she needs.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!

No Weedwhacker, this is not the way of the BP OT Dating Temple. To achieve you must risk. To enter the anointed temple that is our objective, you must risk all by serving many.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yes, Grasshopper. You are divining the true meaning of service to others and may you grow as necessary to continue servicing her to the ending she needs.

Imagining you in a kimono head tilted slightly down and palms placed together in front of your sternum in a very Confucius style manner as you bestow your wisdoms upon us.