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      10-11-2010, 08:22 AM   #155
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1:30am. She texts you, asking if you want to catch up. You abide and meet up.

Don't get whipped bro... just saying. Play it smart/cool.

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      10-11-2010, 11:36 AM   #156
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look OP, im a very similar guy when it comes to being a "ladies man", and complementing her on her looks, meeting late at night just to talk...its romantic and all...but you're setting yourself up for failure...you are showing how nice and "cute" you are, but as soon as that nice and sweetness slows down, she will give you hell and say "you USED to be sweet"

make her worry, dont text back right away, dont do EVERYTHING she asks, make her put some effort in, like make her come to your house at midnight..


YOU ARE THE MAN, YOU SHOULD BE IN CONTROL

just dont be a dick, be yourself and be sweet and nice...just dont go overboard, or she will start getting annoyed and leave you in the dirt

cliffs: be a jellybean, hard on the outside, soft on the inside...
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      10-11-2010, 12:17 PM   #157
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Thats like stg 2 bro. She likes you and thats good.
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cliffs: be a jellybean, hard on the outside, soft on the inside...
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      10-11-2010, 04:09 PM   #162
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look OP, im a very similar guy when it comes to being a "ladies man", and complementing her on her looks, meeting late at night just to talk...its romantic and all...but you're setting yourself up for failure...you are showing how nice and "cute" you are, but as soon as that nice and sweetness slows down, she will give you hell and say "you USED to be sweet"

make her worry, dont text back right away, dont do EVERYTHING she asks, make her put some effort in, like make her come to your house at midnight..


YOU ARE THE MAN, YOU SHOULD BE IN CONTROL

just dont be a dick, be yourself and be sweet and nice...just dont go overboard, or she will start getting annoyed and leave you in the dirt

cliffs: be a jellybean, hard on the outside, soft on the inside...
BEST ADVICE. OP, I think maybe we are missing some of the finer details, but seriously. If you've never had a long term relationship as you said, you MUST do what ^^ just said. I said this before, you need to have better things to do than to text her back right away or be the first one to say, "Good morning!". Go out without her, and have fun without her. Don't move the bitch in to your house don't tell her I love you, don't tell her she's the best gf you've ever had even if its all true. keep her one step below you but still respect her and be kind at the same time. She's moving in for the strike(kiss) on the first date pretty much so kiss her thats all good but don't let her know more than she needs to. If you lose control of the relationship, she's gonna walk all over you.

EDIT: Btw, this is a great thread. Not many actually wind up this way. Hot white chick hooking up with an asian guy tells me a few things....,. She plays World of Warcraft secretly or she has been cheated on a lot or maybe she used to be a nerdy when younger or... something like that if you know what I mean. Thats not any offense to you, but I'm Asian, I know how white girls are. I've dated them all my life but you gotta really be direct and show them you are interested and available. I rarely see them come looking for trouble, and more than anything, STALK YOU FOR A MONTH before you say anything to them. Like, she did EVERYTHING outside of say, "HEY MOTHERF*CKER HIT ON ME!" Seriouslly, "Oh my food was soo bad the other day, and that food on the tv looks really good, GOSH i'm so hungry JEEZ... What should I do about it?!"


EDIT2: Oh and btw, don't tell her that she doesn't have to worry about other girls because she's so beautiful or whatever.... That works against you. You gotta subconsciously make her think that you have 10 girls that are hotter than her available to you, BUT you are choosing her because she makes you a sandwich. jk

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BEST ADVICE. OP, I think maybe we are missing some of the finer details, but seriously. If you've never had a long term relationship as you said, you MUST do what ^^ just said. I said this before, you need to have better things to do than to text her back right away or be the first one to say, "Good morning!". Go out without her, and have fun without her. Don't move the bitch in to your house don't tell her I love you, don't tell her she's the best gf you've ever had even if its all true. keep her one step below you but still respect her and be kind at the same time. She's moving in for the strike(kiss) on the first date pretty much so kiss her thats all good but don't let her know more than she needs to. If you lose control of the relationship, she's gonna walk all over you.

EDIT: Btw, this is a great thread. Not many actually wind up this way. Hot white chick hooking up with an asian guy tells me a few things....,. She plays World of Warcraft secretly or she has been cheated on a lot or maybe she used to be a nerdy when younger or... something like that if you know what I mean. Thats not any offense to you, but I'm Asian, I know how white girls are. I've dated them all my life but you gotta really be direct and show them you are interested and available. I rarely see them come looking for trouble, and more than anything, STALK YOU FOR A MONTH before you say anything to them. Like, she did EVERYTHING outside of say, "HEY MOTHERF*CKER HIT ON ME!" Seriouslly, "Oh my food was soo bad the other day, and that food on the tv looks really good, GOSH i'm so hungry JEEZ... What should I do about it?!"


EDIT2: Oh and btw, don't tell her that she doesn't have to worry about other girls because she's so beautiful or whatever.... That works against you. You gotta subconsciously make her think that you have 10 girls that are hotter than her available to you, BUT you are choosing her because she makes you a sandwich. jk
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You dont need to let her know you have 10 other girls around. If shes into you, she'll think on her own that you've got a slew of whores waiting for you.

On the other hand, I personally don't throw out all the puppydog theres nobody but you, you're the greatest person in the world, you're the hottest girl I've ever banged shit for after you fall in love.

Just play it out, but dont hang your heart/balls on your sleeve. Take it easy. Coming on too strong will scare her away. So will sounding like you've never gotten ass before.
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      10-11-2010, 05:57 PM   #165
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seriously, imma open an online dating site and hire you guys to take on cases 1 on 1, we gonna make mad money, it gonna be eharmony 2.0 . as for last night i didn't finish what went down, i was blazed before i met her and so fucking tired i couldn't type anymore.

so after the diner, we stopped by dunkin donuts and got coffee. i don know how it happened, but we were at a bench overlooking the river and manhattan with our coffee just talking bullshit for 30 minutes (for you local guys you should know the spot off the pkway ).

to sum things up near the end, she got cold i gave her my jacket and as i did leaned in and got a kiss and made out there for like 10 minutes , she got really soft lips i must say and after parted ways.

with all the pimp advice im getting, you guys must get chicks at the gym np . if this doesn't work out it doesnt work out. im not gonna kick myself for not letting it work out but the experience i got from meeting someone at the gym and what to come will always be with me. so far she is just a chick im taking it slow with and i will still have my 1 nighters for now, no doubt .

as for the creep pics ill post if i get any with her in the future
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Take her to Nyack. Down where the pier is, about 2 blocks to the right is a small marina and a restaurant. To the right is a small dock to launch boats. Its next to the park. Never failed to seal the deal there. NEVER.
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so after the diner, we stopped by dunkin donuts and got coffee. i don know how it happened, but we were at a bench overlooking the river and manhattan with our coffee just talking bullshit for 30 minutes (for you local guys you should know the spot off the pkway ).

to sum things up near the end, she got cold i gave her my jacket and as i did leaned in and got a kiss and made out there for like 10 minutes , she got really soft lips i must say and after parted ways.
you're a fucking moron i would have raped her - perfect scenario
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Dude you're over thinking shit WAY to much.
Relax or it will last.
Or she'll find your history on your internet read these 8 pages and end up with a retraining order lol
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OP needs to get some photos off of FB or something.
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I looked on FB.

Chelsea, from Jersey City. Brunette, Blonde highlights and looks small..

is that her?

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waiting for someone to do that ^^
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waiting for someone to do that ^^
i was going to, just too lazy

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inb4 he requests mods to delete thread
tis ok, google cache never forgets
in case it does happen though, yoink
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