[Onesie]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Now now, nothing so extreme. You should take a page out of all those celebrities books who threatened to move to Canada if the Orange Man got into office.

There I was, at the border the day after the election, drinking my Timmie's, in my Canadian tuxedo with a toque on ready to welcome them all, and NOTHING. Not a single one did I see.

I can only surmise that they then flipped to a different page of their playbook, the one where they advocate illegal immigration, and must have crossed the border illegally.



But seriously - threaten to move to Canada. No one will blame you when you don't follow through - it is a fate worse than death.

Oh Canada,
Our home and native land
True patriot love
In all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee

Misquoted anthem lyrics...

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well...if I were single (and I'm not), I wouldn't consider dating you because of your gender. We are of the same gender. How does that feel eh?

That's right everyone, I discriminate based on gender as above. You heard it here first.




Although eerily, I feel like the day is coming where more and more people are going to support a position where you should be forced to date within your gender because otherwise you aren't being tolerant and hurting their feelings and what not...

how can you reject someone based on their gender identity? you aren't PC enough, we don't like you

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

That's the day I jump off a cliff.

potentially same - i got you

Originally Posted by aozer

The Turkish half of my family isn’t even religious. It’s the white side of my family that has all of the evangelical Christian lunatics.

same, it's funny how people expect me to own a couple servants here and there, take the Ca///Mel to class and have multiple wives + a few for my dad too
i've definitely met more "devout" Christians here than I know "devout" Muslims back home...

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

But will there be a turkey for Thanksgiving?

hilarious and original, nice
haven't heard that one before

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Pathetic. Yup, be glad you didn't waste time on her.

Thanks.

Being Asian I'm sure you may have experienced or at least heard of Asians who won't even consider their own people.

To me this goes beyond being a simple racial preference, it is a massive red flag indicative of deep seated insecurities. Whether it be hate for one's own race, thinking they are too good for their own people, desiring approval from other races, rebelling against their family, or a mix of all these; it bothers me.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Germanauto

Thanks.

Being Asian I'm sure you may have experienced or at least heard of Asians who won't even consider their own people.

To me this goes beyond being a simple racial preference, it is a massive red flag indicative of deep seated insecurities. Whether it be hate for one's own race, thinking they are too good for their own people, desiring approval from other races, rebelling against their family, or a mix of all these; it bothers me.

I actually don't think I know any Asians who won't date Asians. What annoys me are the many Asians I know who won't date Caucasians. I date any race, as long as they respect my culture.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Misquoted anthem lyrics...

I didn't look too hard, except for specifically choosing to put "sons" in there, the way it was before they changed it. I like it better that way. Is that what you were referring to?

[Onesie]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I didn't look too hard, except for specifically choosing to put "sons" in there, the way it was before they changed it. I like it better that way. Is that what you were referring to?

Yes. But the "sons" part is AFTER they changed it.

And now it's back to us instead of sons

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Yes. But the "sons" part is AFTER they changed it.

And now it's back to us instead of sons

I like it the way I learned it. Now go away!

[aozer]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I actually don't think I know any Asians who won't date Asians. What annoys me are the many Asians I know who won't date Caucasians. I date any race, as long as they respect my culture.

I’ve met a lot of Asian women who have a strong preference for white dudes. As a white guy im not complaining though.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

So who from E90P will you date next?

I'll hang up and wait for your response...

[Onesie]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I cannot recall user ""

Whatever do you mean?

[bimmette]

[nyalpine90]

who is the next victim?



this thread needs another story before it gets boring.

[Onesie]

Let's write a story Bimmette. These guys are relying on us.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Let's write a story Bimmette. These guys are relying on us.

Ah, I get it. Stan Lee died so you're trying to replace him as the next fantasy writer.

[Onesie]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ah, I get it. Stan Lee died so you're trying to replace him as the next fantasy writer.

Yes.

What's your fantasy?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Yes.

What's your fantasy?

To have a life exciting enough that I'm not on bimmerpost anymore.

[Onesie]

Originally Posted by bimmette

To have a life exciting enough that I'm not on bimmerpost anymore.

Look at that, same as mine.

[Onesie]

So how do we start this exciting journey?

Coffee or beer?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

So how do we start this exciting journey?

Coffee or beer?

I don't drink coffee or beer. Fail!

[nyalpine90]

DAMMMMMMMMM!

out on the first swing!

[Onesie]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I don't drink coffee or beer. Fail!

See, your experience shows you that shooting down people earns you a lot of appreciates for the LOL factor in the forum, but I guarantee us getting together would yield you way more popularity.

So, again I ask, since you don't like coffee or beer, where are we meeting?

[Onesie]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

DAMMMMMMMMM!

out on the first swing!

How many did it take you?