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10-20-2021, 11:14 PM | #11750 | ||
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Hold up, wait...now I don't want to be racist and all, but you said "Omar". Now that could definitely be middle eastern - please tell me "Omar" was one of these "rebels" that you were "keeping an eye on" with your Israeli Defense Force friend with the blue eyes that moved in with you. Please. You captured him right? Singlehandedly? |
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I've always had such a problem with the wanting to die or suicide threats during breakups. On one hand it makes me not want to talk to them because it's usually just a empty desperate and selfish attempt to get attention through guilt tripping, but on the other hand I never want to chance that it's not just an empty threat and see someone actually take their life. |
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10-21-2021, 07:50 AM | #11754 | |
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There is only ONE response to a suicide threat: Call the police for a welfare check. Dont text/call back, dont go there, dont budge an inch. Just call the police and tell them someone is threatening suicide and where to find them. The police show up. If the person is a legit danger to themselves then the police can have them evaluated. If its just a ploy then the person learned not to fuck around. Either way your conscience is clear. |
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10-21-2021, 08:55 AM | #11757 | |
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But we work within the system we have, and the safest thing for YOU is to call for the welfare check. You have done your duty and, if they are lying, the police showing up and the threat of being put on a psych hold should prevent them from using that lie again. |
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I know you guys are going to miss me. So here is a picture of our new Rottweiler puppy, Mr. Tank. He’s going for a play date. Dang dog gets more play dates than I do!
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10-21-2021, 11:54 AM | #11760 |
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Scissor on scissor rattles - heard it from a friend
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10-21-2021, 12:43 PM | #11764 |
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This is officially where captain abandons ship. I don't even like coming in here anymore. I get a little more repulsed with each passing day. This shit is worse than Facebook.
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10-21-2021, 01:18 PM | #11765 |
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Someone had to shake things up around here. Sara’s some ole, same ole was getting, well it was getting old!
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No, not bi. I’ll tell you about my backdoor date when I have more time. So Omar, I never thought about where she got that name. But, that makes perfect sense. So, the first time GF #1 and I hooked up, we were in bed under the covers. She felt down there, pulled the covers back, looked at it and went, “Oh my!”. Then she said, “oh my, my marvelous cock”. She said, “I’m going to call it Omar”. I said, well, it not yours, that’s mine”. She looked at me and she said, “oh no honey, after tonight, that is mine and don’t you ever forget that”. I’m thinking WTF! I said, “I don’t know why you’re naming it. It’s not that big of a deal”. She said, “no it’s not big. But, it sure is nice looking”. Then I said, “aren’t they all kinda the same”? After that all I heard was gagging and spitting for the next hour! |
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Ok, I have a break between debauchery and training. So, let me explain the back door date. I have to keep this relevant, you know. So, GF #3 is the quiet one. She works, goes to college. She participates in the fun, once in a while. It seems to be a cycle thing with her. Which means, I probably have to be very careful about getting her prego. That’s the last thing I want at my age. Anyway, this was a real shock to me, coming form her. The other day, she’s like, “you know, when you back door GF # 1, it is such a turn on for me. Would you do that to me”? I’m like, “ok, but we should probably ease into that.” Pun not intended. But, it was funny! She’s like, “ok, whatever you think is best”. I’m like, “ok.” So, we’ll see. I’ll probably have to wait till she’s horny again.
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10-21-2021, 05:24 PM | #11769 |
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Well, it’s been a good run.
Thanks for all the advice, guys. I hope it works for my current guy. 8 weeks now! Go us If not, I don’t plan on revisiting this thread. It’s taken a turn for the worse and I can’t bring myself to waste my spare time on this anymore. |
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