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      05-27-2008, 10:00 AM   #1
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A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight aroun d, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a
CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.? When
he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot. Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."?? The
burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people w ould name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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ok that's a good one
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Other times I let her sleep
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This is an insanely old joke...but still got a meh from me
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They are both in the middle of waTer
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This is an insanely old joke...but still got a meh from me
Old? As in at least 12 years and 2 months old perhaps? I mean, we only dug up a 12 year old thread with one comment to talk about how the joke is.
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