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      09-09-2016, 09:12 AM   #38677
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Hey, you haven't been on here lately!
Work has kicked my fine @$$ this week, though I'm leaving at 2PM to get my son from school, run home, wash my thongs and head up to Orlando/Tampa area.
Aaaah. Have fun!
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You had better be talking about these!
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Before I moved to Flo Rida in 2013, I made a bet with two co-workrs that I would wear a thong on my last day for $20 each. I made $40.

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Before I moved to Flo Rida in 2013, I made a bet with two co-workrs that I would wear a thong on my last day for $20 each. I made $40.

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      09-09-2016, 09:33 AM   #38682
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      09-09-2016, 09:34 AM   #38683
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OMG NSFW?
Nah... it's mostly cute and fuzzy bunnies to unseat that horrific image of you in a thong from our brains. Totally SFW.

Heh... I think I have a reputation as a prude now... lol. Yeah... not so much.
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      09-09-2016, 09:43 AM   #38684
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Nah... it's mostly cute and fuzzy bunnies to unseat that horrific image of you in a thong from our brains. Totally SFW.

Heh... I think I have a reputation as a prude now... lol. Yeah... not so much.
You didn't say my pic on the crap chute was horrific a few weeks ago....
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      09-09-2016, 09:45 AM   #38685
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Was the hell are you doing to that poor fox?
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      09-09-2016, 10:00 AM   #38688
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Mr Tonka, jtodd_fl, MKSixer, I'm going up to Busch Gardens tomorrow. Join me my brothers....
Enjoy the day!

I'll be on a suffer journey riding about 90 miles on my bike. Not sure what to think about that yet. I'll check in afterwards, if i don't die.
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      09-09-2016, 10:07 AM   #38689
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I'll be on a suffer journey riding about 90 miles on my bike. Not sure what to think about that yet. I'll check in afterwards, if i don't die.
If you do die, let us know.
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What does the fox say?
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What does the fox say?
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Depends... if it is talking to smoosh it says "What are you doing back there you sick bastard?" apparently.
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      09-09-2016, 10:33 AM   #38693
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If i do die, you'll know it because many of the OT members will have lots of new stuff. Well, new to them.
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If i do die, you'll know it because many of the OT members will have lots of new stuff. Well, new to them.
Who are you bequeathing Bimmette to in the event of your untimely demise? Grimey?

That would seriously screw him up in anticipation, but be so funny when he actually got the present!

Edit: Of course I'm referring to said named bike
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Who are you bequeathing Bimmette to in the event of your untimely demise? Grimey?

That would seriously screw him up in anticipation, but be so funny when he actually got the present!

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Who are you bequeathing Bimmette to in the event of your untimely demise? Grimey?

That would seriously screw him up in anticipation, but be so funny when he actually got the present!

Edit: Of course I'm referring to said named bike
I'm not sure. She's made to be ridden long and often, so who ever it is must have great stamina. haha
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That would seriously screw him up in anticipation, but be so funny when he actually got the present!

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I'm not sure. She's made to be ridden long and often, so who ever it is must have great stamina. haha
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