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      05-13-2016, 12:39 PM   #27897
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What about post-sex cuddling.
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"Why don't we WALK down there and screw all them cows?" Pace yourself, young padawon. Or just pop another blue one.
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"Why don't we WALK down there and screw all them cows?" Pace yourself, young padawon. Or just pop another blue one.
I always do it wrong.
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I always do it wrong.
If you took 1 second to "please" her, surely you can cuddle for two seconds and then invest one more second to "please" her afterwards. It doesn't take you away from OT that long.
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What about post-sex cuddling.

I always wanted to fuck her man smh.
I knew a chick like her IRL. Fun girl to be around.
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      05-13-2016, 12:44 PM   #27901
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I always do it wrong.
Remember, your the one making the deposit...not the other way around
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      05-13-2016, 12:48 PM   #27902
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Remember, your the one making the deposit...not the other way around
Dammit! Two in a row!
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      05-13-2016, 12:58 PM   #27903
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I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!
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I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!
Don't let him near your bunghole.
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I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!
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What about post-sex cuddling.
Single or in a relationship? Answers vary.
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What about post-sex cuddling.
Post sex is when you're thinking the most like a woman. I'm assuming that's why i always want to make myself a sandwich after sex.
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I knew a chick like her IRL. Fun girl to be around.
Until you kill her.... Doh!
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Post sex is when you're thinking the most like a woman. I'm assuming that's why i always want to make myself a sandwich after sex.
Give cuddle and she'll make the sandwich for you!
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I always wanted to fuck her man smh.
Is her man THAT hot or something?
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Give cuddle and she'll make the sandwich for you!
Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.
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Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.
Perhaps. Depends on the chick. Wifey and I usually clean up the messy bits first then cuddle. Then it's Sammie time.
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Is her man THAT hot or something?
Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."
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      05-13-2016, 01:29 PM   #27914
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I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!
Don't let him near your bunghole.
Unless.....he has TP for your bunghole....
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Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."
Savages. Love it.
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Forget Cheryl...how about Lois Griffin?
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Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."
Ouch!! lol
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Forget Cheryl...how about Lois Griffin?
Japanese 2D womenz > American ones.
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