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11-10-2020, 09:45 AM | #4688 |
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Wouldn't work, the 500mA output of the USBs are too low for real pleasure
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I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
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11-10-2020, 12:12 PM | #4691 |
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I fucked up and put 15w60 in my original '10 s63 motor and am in denial as to why the oil pump exploded
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11-10-2020, 01:55 PM | #4692 |
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That's a brave confession. And that's some thick oil, wow...I used to use 15w40 in old American V8s where you could measure the main bearing clearance with a tape measure.
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11-13-2020, 12:01 PM | #4693 |
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Driving 2+ hours after dinner/Red Bull. Didn't have more than a sip with dinner. Couldn't find a Home Depot to stop. Pulled off thought I saw Lowe's. Suddenly there are cops behind, going both ways cross street. Pulled into a condo complex to dump the cup so I could fill it back up, but I had already spilled all over my crotch, AND my shirt was tucked in. Tough to fill a cup with such a little one sitting in the driver seat
Drove a few more streets down and dumped the cup down a drain. A bit further and the trash cans were out so I stopped and deposited the cup On the way back to freeway found a little shopping center with a dark corner so I could drop my shorts next to the car and put on dry ones TL: DR. I peed my shorts
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11-17-2020, 07:34 AM | #4695 |
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Hang in there.
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11-17-2020, 07:37 AM | #4697 |
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Breathe! Get ready for the stress of closing.
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I hate how everyone blames the pandemic. I just had a meeting yesterday with a company who has been dragging their feet with terrible customer service. "Well, you know the pandemic has slowed things down". Why? You are at 100% staff. Does your fucking mask make you walk slower? What is going on here? It shouldn't impact communication.
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I turned down sex for sleep last night. Who/what have I become?
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11-17-2020, 10:21 AM | #4702 |
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Side note: I did rally and made up for last night before work. Thankfully she didn't mind being woke up at 5:00 a.m. for it. I might be spoiled. Today's other confession: I haven't watched either of the Fresh Prince of Bell-Air Reunion thread trailers. |
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11-18-2020, 03:13 AM | #4704 |
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Wife does the same. Horny but sleepy. She said sleep will always win and it often does. A few weeks ago was weird and funny at the same time. She said she was sleepy but turned on. As we were doing the fox trot she was in and out of sleep. All I heard was ahhhhh then snoring then ah ah ah snoring then AHhHHHHh and then dead silence. Out after the orgasm. I on the other hand I was thinking of fixing a sandwich. Most of the time I want a snack after. Dunno why.
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I still want to punch the pool boy for ogling her chest when we stayed at a friends in Fort Lauderdale. He wouldn't stop talking to her and I was like: you need to find your own and know your place. What do you think this is? Toxic Avenger or something?!
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Meh, I'd let it go man. Take it as a compliment that he thinks she is hot. As long as he isn't being creepy/assertive, just let it be. You both know who she is going home with.
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This. I used to be pretty jealous, more so because of the female than myself but that was situational. These days when I catch someone checking out my girl, I take it as a compliment. Beats the hell out of other people looking at your arm candy and wondering what the hell is wrong with you......or her even. As long as no form of initiative is taken by either party, there's no reason to be upset. No different than oogling the girls on the cool chick thread, those girls all belong to someone too, their SO just isn't watching you. Men and women alike, regardless of whether or not they are with someone; can't deny the laws of attraction. I catch guys at the gym constantly eyeing my lady, and I've caught her checking out other guys......when I'm not checking out other girls. (A person can't help but notice some people) It's when this is acted upon that causes issues. My thoughts are always, if she's coming home with me, then it doesn't matter. If she goes home with him, let him have her. |
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