Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Never_Enough · 09-28-2018, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I'd be terrible at online dating. All of my humor is sarcastic and joking/teasing women. WTF do you say to someone you've never even seen before or talked to? At least in a store I can make a joke at what she is looking at or if we end up in the same aisle twice.

This is why online interactions will never replace face to face, and why if you do have a face to face interaction with a girl you have all the online guys beat who messaged her.

You can say Hi or what exciting things do you have going on this week? or what's the one thing you can't live without? or pick something in their profile. Seriously, it's not hard to send a message.

Sometimes I will even just send some dumb, but funny message. It all works. Sometimes no one replies no matter what you say then the next day or week I get a lot of messages.

CTinline-six · 09-28-2018, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Bumble was the worst app for me. Right there with Coffee Meets Bagel. Make no mistake, they are inundated with matches on Bumble. They are just screening their Brad Pitt/sugar daddy contestants.

OMG men said Hi? Wow, they are terrible people! Does she ignore the cashier that says hi? Or perhaps tells a police officer to screw off if they said hello.

She's another diva type. "I'm too good to reply to "hi" How dare you not send me a fucking novel." Get over yourselves, people!

Meanwhile, she's not messaging anyone first or maybe 2 or 3 messages a week come from her first...

Coffee Meets Bagel? That's a dating app?

Sounds like an F'ing donut shop.

Turkish Pickle · 09-28-2018, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I'd be terrible at online dating. All of my humor is sarcastic and joking/teasing women. WTF do you say to someone you've never even seen before or talked to? At least in a store I can make a joke at what she is looking at or if we end up in the same aisle twice.

This is why online interactions will never replace face to face, and why if you do have a face to face interaction with a girl you have all the online guys beat who messaged her.

100%
its just so much more fun in person because you can see their reactions when you say some stupid but funny shit

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Bumble was the worst app for me. Right there with Coffee Meets Bagel. Make no mistake, they are inundated with matches on Bumble. They are just screening their Brad Pitt/sugar daddy contestants.

OMG men said Hi? Wow, they are terrible people! Does she ignore the cashier that says hi? Or perhaps tells a police officer to screw off if they said hello.

She's another diva type. "I'm too good to reply to "hi" How dare you not send me a fucking novel." Get over yourselves, people!

Meanwhile, she's not messaging anyone first or maybe 2 or 3 messages a week come from her first...

yeah fuck CMB, literally the most useless of all. Bumble's kinda solid and on campus it has higher quality of chicks, tinder's just full of either thotties or fatties

aozer · 09-29-2018, 02:48 PM

bumble date went well last night. chill girl, well traveled with a lot of interesting stories.

also had the best ass and legs ive ever seen. body was a 10/10. ive never seen an asian girl with curves like that. will definitely pursue further.

Germanauto · 09-29-2018, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

While I agree, I know a few guys who have actually had better luck on Bumble than any other site. I think the reason for this is that women aren't constantly hammered with messages and can choose who they interact with instead. One of my friends (female) was on another app (POF I think?) and she literally got 30 messages a day and each one said "hey" or "hi". She ended up just deleting it.

Yup.

Girls will just say "hey" but at least they have to initiate. If you get a message you are more likely to have a girl interested in you than the likes of Tinder.

I've had more luck on Bumble, especially when I'm in the city rather than a suburb 20 mins away.

Germanauto · 09-29-2018, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I'd be terrible at online dating. All of my humor is sarcastic and joking/teasing women. WTF do you say to someone you've never even seen before or talked to? At least in a store I can make a joke at what she is looking at or if we end up in the same aisle twice.

This is why online interactions will never replace face to face, and why if you do have a face to face interaction with a girl you have all the online guys beat who messaged her.

I'm a massive troll and run into this issue. I will be cheeky but can't be as funny as I'd like.

aozer · 09-29-2018, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Pics or it's a dude football player

lol nah, if it goes nowhere i may post some pics in the future but i would rather respect her privacy right now

aozer · 10-01-2018, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

My one Tinder "date" finally happened on Saturday.

I had been conversing a lot on Messenger with her, and I had definitely decided to be "friends" only, so I went very open minded about it.

Good thing I did. She is at least 50 pounds heavier than she appeared on all pictures/videos I had seen of her...

She drank 4 beers during our date, and I had 1. A friend of her showed up later, and I stayed for a while chatting with both of them. Her friend is maybe 50 pounds heavier than her still...

After I left they both went to another bar, to drink more. :O

On Sunday she had wine at home. Perhaps she's also an alcoholic... lol

ive been on plenty of tinder dates where the girl showed up and was significantly heavier and less attractive than her pictures.

unfotunately im too much of a bitch to just walk out so i always end up going through with the date and then ignoring their inevitable future text. ghosting is a dick move, but so is creating a deceitful profile.

Never_Enough · 10-02-2018, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

My one Tinder "date" finally happened on Saturday.

I had been conversing a lot on Messenger with her, and I had definitely decided to be "friends" only, so I went very open minded about it.

Good thing I did. She is at least 50 pounds heavier than she appeared on all pictures/videos I had seen of her...

She drank 4 beers during our date, and I had 1. A friend of her showed up later, and I stayed for a while chatting with both of them. Her friend is maybe 50 pounds heavier than her still...

After I left they both went to another bar, to drink more. :O

On Sunday she had wine at home. Perhaps she's also an alcoholic... lol

So 50 lbs of beer gut

UncleWede · 10-02-2018, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

My one Tinder "date" finally happened on Saturday.

I had been conversing a lot on Messenger with her, and I had definitely decided to be "friends" only, so I went very open minded about it.

Good thing I did. She is at least 50 pounds heavier than she appeared on all pictures/videos I had seen of her...

She drank 4 beers during our date, and I had 1. A friend of her showed up later, and I stayed for a while chatting with both of them. Her friend is maybe 50 pounds heavier than her still...

After I left they both went to another bar, to drink more. :O

On Sunday she had wine at home. Perhaps she's also an alcoholic... lol

More BMI requires more alcohol to get buzzed

CTinline-six · 10-02-2018, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

My one Tinder "date" finally happened on Saturday.

I had been conversing a lot on Messenger with her, and I had definitely decided to be "friends" only, so I went very open minded about it.

Good thing I did. She is at least 50 pounds heavier than she appeared on all pictures/videos I had seen of her...

She drank 4 beers during our date, and I had 1. A friend of her showed up later, and I stayed for a while chatting with both of them. Her friend is maybe 50 pounds heavier than her still...

After I left they both went to another bar, to drink more. :O

On Sunday she had wine at home. Perhaps she's also an alcoholic... lol

Probably has other issues...

CTinline-six · 10-02-2018, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Like what?

Depression for starters.

King Rudi · 10-02-2018, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Like what?

Obesity.

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Absolutely... she's got some daddy issues too, so I wouldn't be surprised.

Girls with Daddy issues are great! Just don't get close to them.

Turkish Pickle · 10-02-2018, 11:52 PM

hey so...
i met the boyfriend of that crazy girl on saturday. balls arent chopped and im obv still alive.

King Rudi · 10-03-2018, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

hey so...
i met the boyfriend of that crazy girl on saturday. balls arent chopped and im obv still alive.

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Aaaaaaaand...

Yeah man, spill it. What happened? How did you end up meeting him?

CTinline-six · 10-03-2018, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Yeah man, spill it. What happened? How did you end up meeting him?

He met up with both of them for a threesome.

King Rudi · 10-03-2018, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

He met up with both of them for a threesome.

I literally lol'd

Matt@EuroJerks · 10-03-2018, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

hey so...
i met the boyfriend of that crazy girl on saturday. balls arent chopped and im obv still alive but my butt hurts....

Fixed

Never_Enough · 10-03-2018, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

hey so...
i met the boyfriend of that crazy girl on saturday. balls arent chopped and im obv still alive.

Worst cliffhanger ever

Turkish Pickle · 10-03-2018, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Aaaaaaaand...

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Yeah man, spill it. What happened? How did you end up meeting him?

she was in town, tagged me on a fb post saying she was throwing a party at some dude's place. planning on going to a house party a friend was throwing at his place - go there, one of the guys (alex) there said he was invited too and was thinking of going.

left that house party because it wasnt my vibe, grabbed alex and headed to a bar. ran into andy and his gf, asked if they wanted to come with us to a house party- they asked if they could come and i told them i was close friends with the host,they asked how close i said "closer than you'd like to know" so the four of us head there.

alex had no clue, but andy's my boy and he told his gf as well of the story - told them not to mention anything in the party, naturally.

go in, she welcomes us, highfived by alex (she's objectively hot dude), and we're chilling. saying hi to the people there, the supposed bf goes "oh hey you're BMW right? we met freshman year at the orientation". literally did not remember the kid but he remembered me

small talk here and there, hours fly by, andy's gf wants food so we all decide to go to mcdonalds - alex is like lets find her and tell her we're leaving. she shows us to the door and i lean in for a hug (all in the vicinity of the bf), she says "sorry about what happened in the car" and i said "let me know how longer you're in town" along with some other stuff, looked over at the apartment, locked eyes with the bf and left...

friends noticed how long of a hug that was

have not yet made plans to get violated again, but one school-related event im running over the weekend i think she'll be there... will update if i get kicked out of school for having sex in a school building

Kyngofpop · 10-03-2018, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@Kyngofpop did you end up engaging in that threesome as well? You mentioned in the confess thread

I did not, I was a good boy....for once in my life.

UncleWede · 10-03-2018, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@Kyngofpop did you end up engaging in that threesome as well? You mentioned in the confess thread

I did not, I was a good boy....for once in my life.

Are you getting old or something????

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