BMW 1-Series Forum (F20) 135i - 1Addicts.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > Dating - Good/Bad Experiences
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      11-04-2018, 08:30 PM   #1409
________
________
4164
Rep
2,301
Posts

Drives: ________
Join Date: Sep 2018
Location: ________

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Did he follow my advice?
Unless she's done that to him, no.
Appreciate 0
      11-04-2018, 08:32 PM   #1410
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34193
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnerDriver View Post
Unless she's done that to him, no.
That advice was hard fought for and pure gold. What a waste.
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 3
________4163.50
King Rudi13164.00
      11-04-2018, 08:59 PM   #1411
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
7572
Rep
2,132
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

__________________
2018 Stinger GT
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 0
      11-04-2018, 09:27 PM   #1412
Turkish Pickle
Banned
United_States
3084
Rep
381
Posts

Drives: '21 330i xDrive
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Chicago, IL

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Did he follow my advice?
big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd
Appreciate 4
MKSixer34192.50
________4163.50
King Rudi13164.00
      11-04-2018, 09:32 PM   #1413
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34193
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke View Post
big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd
Go big or go home. Or to jail. #youtoo
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 2
      11-04-2018, 09:45 PM   #1414
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6456
Rep
4,714
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Did he follow my advice?
big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd
Ooooh
Appreciate 1
MKSixer34192.50
      11-05-2018, 06:42 AM   #1415
Never_Enough
Banned
United_States
2205
Rep
2,476
Posts

Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: PA

iTrader: (6)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke View Post
big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd
Congrats. Just whip it out, slam it on the table & say "It's not gonna suck itself!"
Appreciate 1
________4163.50
      11-05-2018, 07:49 AM   #1416
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34193
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Never_Enough View Post
Congrats. Just whip it out, slam it on the table & say "It's not gonna suck itself!"
Grasshopper, when she whips it out for you before you can whip it out yourself, she will be yours.
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 4
King Rudi13164.00
________4163.50
      11-05-2018, 07:50 AM   #1417
Never_Enough
Banned
United_States
2205
Rep
2,476
Posts

Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: PA

iTrader: (6)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Grasshopper, when she whips it out for you before you can whip it out yourself, she will be yours.
Ideal, but I don't get the sense that this girl he's seeing is gonna do that so he must be the Alpha!
Appreciate 1
________4163.50
      11-05-2018, 07:57 AM   #1418
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34193
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Never_Enough View Post
Ideal, but I don't get the sense that this girl he's seeing is gonna do that so he must be the Alpha!
The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 5
King Rudi13164.00
Joekerr7944.00
________4163.50
      11-05-2018, 08:05 AM   #1419
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13164
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.
I'm fucking dying over here!!!

This thread just continues to deliver. It's like a virtual cornucopia of knowledge.
Appreciate 5
MKSixer34192.50
Joekerr7944.00
________4163.50
      11-05-2018, 08:08 AM   #1420
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34193
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not_Judy View Post
I'm fucking dying over here!!!

This thread just continues to deliver. It's like a virtual cornucopia of knowledge.
Welcome Puddleleaper. We learn the most when we teach and knowledge is growing exponentially.
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 5
King Rudi13164.00
Joekerr7944.00
________4163.50
      11-05-2018, 08:18 AM   #1421
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13164
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Welcome Puddleleaper. We learn the most when we teach and knowledge is growing exponentially.
Agreed.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 2
________4163.50
MKSixer34192.50
      11-05-2018, 08:19 AM   #1422
Never_Enough
Banned
United_States
2205
Rep
2,476
Posts

Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: PA

iTrader: (6)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.
So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...
Appreciate 3
________4163.50
MKSixer34192.50
      11-05-2018, 08:32 AM   #1423
CTinline-six
Hoonigan
CTinline-six's Avatar
United_States
6894
Rep
3,001
Posts

Drives: '09 328i, '98 Wrangler
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Connecticut

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Never_Enough View Post
So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...
Isn't that the only way?
__________________
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

-Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Appreciate 4
________4163.50
MKSixer34192.50
      11-05-2018, 08:37 AM   #1424
dinonz
Banned
United_States
3216
Rep
2,385
Posts

Drives: 2016 M3 MWM ZCP
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Austin

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Not_Judy View Post
I'm fucking dying over here!!!

This thread just continues to deliver. It's like a virtual cornucopia of knowledge.
Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will never date again!

Last edited by dinonz; 11-05-2018 at 09:24 AM..
Appreciate 3
________4163.50
King Rudi13164.00
MKSixer34192.50
      11-05-2018, 08:43 AM   #1425
Never_Enough
Banned
United_States
2205
Rep
2,476
Posts

Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: PA

iTrader: (6)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by dinonz View Post
Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!
Dating is a shit show anyway
Appreciate 2
________4163.50
King Rudi13164.00
      11-05-2018, 08:55 AM   #1426
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13164
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by dinonz View Post
Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Never_Enough View Post
Dating is a shit show anyway
I have come to use the very direct approach when it comes to women. I honestly think that's what landed me in the current relationship. I explained to her and all the women before her, that I don't want to date. I don't want to try to impress you, I don't want to catch feelings for you. If they would like to get together and do stuff, drinking, dinner, occasional movies followed with internal organ rearranging sex then lets get to know each other, outside of anything else, I'm not interested.

You'd be amazed at what women will do if you are blunt, direct and don't beat around the bush about what you want. Being very open and honest gets you what you want.
Appreciate 6
      11-05-2018, 09:03 AM   #1427
Turkish Pickle
Banned
United_States
3084
Rep
381
Posts

Drives: '21 330i xDrive
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Chicago, IL

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Grasshopper, when she whips it out for you before you can whip it out yourself, she will be yours.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Never_Enough View Post
So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...
holy shit hahahahaha that was funny
and yes Never_Enough that is the plan, don't worry
gotta be selfishly selfless
Appreciate 5
King Rudi13164.00
MKSixer34192.50
________4163.50
      11-05-2018, 09:11 AM   #1428
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34193
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Never_Enough View Post
So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...
Yes, Grasshopper. You are divining the true meaning of service to others and may you grow as necessary to continue servicing her to the ending she needs.
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 2
King Rudi13164.00
________4163.50
      11-05-2018, 09:13 AM   #1429
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34193
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by dinonz View Post
Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!
No Weedwhacker, this is not the way of the BP OT Dating Temple. To achieve you must risk. To enter the anointed temple that is our objective, you must risk all by serving many.
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 2
________4163.50
upstatedoc7572.00
      11-05-2018, 09:14 AM   #1430
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13164
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Yes, Grasshopper. You are divining the true meaning of service to others and may you grow as necessary to continue servicing her to the ending she needs.
Imagining you in a kimono head tilted slightly down and palms placed together in front of your sternum in a very Confucius style manner as you bestow your wisdoms upon us.

Appreciate 3
MKSixer34192.50
________4163.50
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:08 AM.




1addicts
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST