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      10-12-2021, 12:31 AM   #11463
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Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response
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Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response


I actually had some reading to catch up on this morning. Still lacking stories though. Must be because its cuffing season... everyones tryin to get that "steady" for the cold months...
Heeey I'm the Fonz, I know how to get Sara back on

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And only the pilots know how to get her off
















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      10-12-2021, 07:54 AM   #11468
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Catfishing, you yourself said you 'may' have done it at times hehe
I used to wear enormous push up bras back in the day. That’s probably the worst type of catfishing lol
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It saddens me I wasn’t the first. No points for second place (or third)
Hey its the new America, there are no winners or losers, everyone gets participation trophies.

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      10-12-2021, 08:08 AM   #11470
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Hey its the new America, there are no winners or losers, everyone gets participation trophies.



It's false advertising!
It was a top gun quote lol.


Okay y’all be good. Date night. Who am I? Can honestly say, happy
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It was a top gun quote lol.


Okay y’all be good. Date night. Who am I? Can honestly say, happy
I was gonna say things must be going good.
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My first flight overseas after a longer pandemic pause would go to the west coast, so Sara can relax and me too
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Hahahaha right? Nothing sexy about itty bitty tittie committee or bee stings no wait, mosquito bites
Alright, so this is where I step in. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm in my forties. I appreciate a natural smaller rack more so than fake, unless BIG money was spent on them and they look natural. Otherwise, fakes are a pass for me. I've had both and can appreciate both. Where I draw the line is large natural that look like socks.....in this case, aftermarkets are acceptable.

Still, no need in bashing the less equipped mammories. If we are speaking only about naturals, I'd rather have small all day long. Breast size is so 90's/early 2000's. I'd rather have a slim girl with nice legs, booty, back, etc and small boobs versus anything else.
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Alright, so this is where I step in. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm in my forties. I appreciate a natural smaller rack more so than fake, unless BIG money was spent on them and they look natural. Otherwise, fakes are a pass for me. I've had both and can appreciate both. Where I draw the line is large natural that look like socks.....in this case, aftermarkets are acceptable.

Still, no need in bashing the less equipped mammories. If we are speaking only about naturals, I'd rather have small all day long. Breast size is so 90's/early 2000's. I'd rather have a slim girl with nice legs, booty, back, etc and small boobs versus anything else.
Modern world seems to be about ass anymore anyway. Anyways, you can always buy boobs, being fit and healthy takes work.
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Hahahaha right? Nothing sexy about itty bitty tittie committee or bee stings no wait, mosquito bites
Alright, so this is where I step in. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm in my forties. I appreciate a natural smaller rack more so than fake, unless BIG money was spent on them and they look natural. Otherwise, fakes are a pass for me. I've had both and can appreciate both. Where I draw the line is large natural that look like socks.....in this case, aftermarkets are acceptable.

Still, no need in bashing the less equipped mammories. If we are speaking only about naturals, I'd rather have small all day long. Breast size is so 90's/early 2000's. I'd rather have a slim girl with nice legs, booty, back, etc and small boobs versus anything else.
Ass and nice legs over huge boobs any day of the week.
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Ass and nice legs over huge boobs any day of the week.
What about all three?!
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Ass and nice legs over huge boobs any day of the week.
What about all three?!
When you can get it, it's great, but if I had to choose I would take fit ass over tits every single time.
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What about being fit, healthy, and having a nice rack?!
Well, yeah. But as far as where everyone is concerned being flat isnt a death sentence anymore. I certainly cant judge, the girl Im dating checks all the boxes thanks to fake ones (really good ones too).
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Word. I don't think I can handle somebody who doesn't take care of themselves, physical attraction aside it's just a sign of commitment.
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I think it's a big factor in why a lot of relationships fail. People "get comfortable" and think "if he loves at size 0, he'll love me at size 8." No, that's not the case.
At a party a while back we were talking about spouses putting on weight.

My friends wife looked him straight in the eye and said, you wouldn't still love me if I put on 20 pounds?

He looked right back at her and said, of course I'll still love you.... I'll miss you, but I will still love you.
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