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      08-09-2021, 04:13 PM   #10363
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This doesn't make any sense. These women were with you at one point or another. Tells me couple of things. They do not have the capability of processing sound decisions. That and? Damaged goods. The sheer amount of money that will have to be spent on present and future therapy isn't cost effective.
They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.
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      08-09-2021, 04:19 PM   #10364
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This doesn't make any sense. These women were with you at one point or another. Tells me couple of things. They do not have the capability of processing sound decisions. That and? Damaged goods. The sheer amount of money that will have to be spent on present and future therapy isn't cost effective.
They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.
Wait, is there a prancerciser number in there somewhere???


Asking for myself
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      08-09-2021, 04:20 PM   #10365
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Wait, is there a prancerciser number in there somewhere???


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Don't tip my hand!!!! We're negotiating!!
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Wait, is there a prancerciser number in there somewhere???


Asking for myself
Don't tip my hand!!!! We're negotiating!!
What, I'm excluded from bidding????
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      08-09-2021, 04:45 PM   #10367
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I wasnt looking forward to my date Wednesday night, but now I am.

Fuck these guys. Bitch mode activated.
Are you on some dating site or something?
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They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.
Bid on your sloppy seconds? Thatís creepy!
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      08-09-2021, 06:30 PM   #10369
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This implies that you turn that mode off.

Absolutely not.

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so ur sayin that you are under the " no fly zone" lol
with all this pilot talk, not one has been able to land
This time it wasn't my fault. If you antagonize someone, it ruins the fun for everyone.
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      08-09-2021, 06:39 PM   #10370
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What, I'm excluded from bidding????
Of course not! I have you registered at $110,000. The same terms apply!!

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Bid on your sloppy seconds? Thatís creepy!
Thank you for your interest! We have you at $115,000. The same terms apply.

Do I hear $120,000? Anyone for $120,000?
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Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.


Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?
Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

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Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

What if I expand the age?
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      08-09-2021, 07:00 PM   #10373
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What if I expand the age?
That may help. What is your comfortable ceiling?
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Floors can be comfortable too...
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Floors can be comfortable too...
Oh boy...
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Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.


Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?
Oh no, ditch the dating sites and spend that money going out in the real world and meeting people. Dating sites are creepy AF!
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Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.


Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?
Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

Expand her search radius? From outside of planet Earth?! The one thing that's never changed on these forums is since the e9x era, Sara has been on the hunt.
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Oh no, ditch the dating sites and spend that money going out in the real world and meeting people. Dating sites are creepy AF!
What? Lol. I donít pay for dating apps Do they make guys pay? I thought it was free for both sexes.
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Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.


Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?
If sex is a stress relief for you, you should be able to find plenty of guys that donít want to marry you.
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Expand her search radius? From outside of planet Earth?! The one thing that's never changed on these forums is since the e9x era, Sara has been on the hunt.
He ainít lying!


Though my appetite has completely changed.
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Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

What if I expand the age?
Just put the eggplant emoji and then the spraying emoji. That's it. And some photo showing a bit of skin.

That's all you put. Those two emojis. No words.

Thank me later.
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What? Lol. I donít pay for dating apps Do they make guys pay? I thought it was free for both sexes.
I donít know, Iíve never been on one. But seriously, ditch the dating sites. If I met a girl who was on dating sites, I would refuse to go out with her. Itís creepy and itís a last resort. Spend your free time out in the real world doing things that you like. And youíll find someone like minded.
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Iím not sure what you mean here.
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