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      11-05-2018, 09:16 AM   #1431
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I have come to use the very direct approach when it comes to women. I honestly think that's what landed me in the current relationship. I explained to her and all the women before her, that I don't want to date. I don't want to try to impress you, I don't want to catch feelings for you. If they would like to get together and do stuff, drinking, dinner, occasional movies followed with internal organ rearranging sex then lets get to know each other, outside of anything else, I'm not interested.

You'd be amazed at what women will do if you are blunt, direct and don't beat around the bush about what you want. Being very open and honest gets you what you want.
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Puddleleaper, you have grown in wisdom by excelling in a lifelong struggle and mastering yourself and now the object that we seek: The Blessed Temple. Go forth and dispense your knowledge to others, but only when wrapped in the divine sheath of protection.
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Puddleleaper, you have grown in wisdom by excelling in a lifelong struggle and mastering yourself and now the object that we seek: The Blessed Temple. Go forth and dispense your knowledge to others, but only when wrapped in the divine sheath of protection.
I have a respiratory infection and quite congested this morning. I started laughing aloud and have everyone in office asking me if I'm ok over this post.
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i shouldnt be reading this in class but its too funny to give up...
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In fact, I was young, dumb and full of cum but emptied quite often.
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I have come to use the very direct approach when it comes to women. I honestly think that's what landed me in the current relationship. I explained to her and all the women before her, that I don't want to date. I don't want to try to impress you, I don't want to catch feelings for you. If they would like to get together and do stuff, drinking, dinner, occasional movies followed with internal organ rearranging sex then lets get to know each other, outside of anything else, I'm not interested.

You'd be amazed at what women will do if you are blunt, direct and don't beat around the bush about what you want. Being very open and honest gets you what you want.
My problem is I would catch feelings.
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No Weedwhacker, this is not the way of the BP OT Dating Temple. To achieve you must risk. To enter the anointed temple that is our objective, you must risk all by serving many.
I'm risk averse. Usually because I'm on the losing side most times I stick my neck on the block.
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My problem is I would catch feelings.
AH SEE YES
that happens, sometimes is nice and sometimes it sucks - the doctor prescribes meeting new people in the quest for The Blessed Temple and it's different versions
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      11-05-2018, 09:31 AM   #1437
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My problem is I would catch feelings.
Weedwhacker, you must place your feelings in a box. Then place that box in another box. Then place that box, yet in another box then place that box on a shelf in a darkened closet in the basement of the metaphorical house. Then burn the entire house down to nothing but ashes. It is though the crucible of fire that your heart will be reborn, tender but tough...soft but hard. Just as you should be when you next see her.

Do this Weedwhacker, and you will prevail in all things.
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that happens, sometimes is nice and sometimes it sucks - the doctor prescribes meeting new people in the quest for The Blessed Temple and it's different versions
Precisely correct, Ditchstrider. Your personal knowledge grows through sharing. Now share with the ladies in your class and give them the opportunity to achieve the highest discipline of serving others.
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My problem is I would catch feelings.
Becoming emotionally involved with anything will only lead to a negative outcome. This applies to all things, women, jobs, cars, homes. You have to change your outlook to become successful. I've learned to not want the things that once longed for I have since acquired more that what I originally hoped for. Don't chase things in life and they will eventually chase you.
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Becoming emotionally involved with anything will only lead to a negative outcome. This applies to all things, women, jobs, cars, homes. You have to change your outlook to become successful. I've learned to not want the things that once longed for I have since acquired more that what I originally hoped for. Don't chase things in life and they will eventually chase you.
While this is true for some things, it's not so cut & dry where it can be applied to everything & everyone.
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My problem is I would catch feelings.
It's ok to catch feelings in some cases. While it is a shit show out there, turning one's self into a brick wall is equally not as healthy.

Do what makes you happy provided it does not harm others.
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It's ok to catch feelings in some cases. While it is a shit show out there, turning one's self into a brick wall is equally not as healthy.

Do what makes you happy provided it does not harm others.
Agree. Feelings are fun, but a little like the flu, if it doesn’t work out you’ll get over it.
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Precisely correct, Ditchstrider. Your personal knowledge grows through sharing. Now share with the ladies in your class and give them the opportunity to achieve the highest discipline of serving others.
I would love to do that sensei, but this class is for solid mechanics and there's like maybe 1-2 cute girls of 10-12 girls in a class of maybe 70-80.
But I have my history class after this

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Becoming emotionally involved with anything will only lead to a negative outcome. This applies to all things, women, jobs, cars, homes. You have to change your outlook to become successful. I've learned to not want the things that once longed for I have since acquired more that what I originally hoped for. Don't chase things in life and they will eventually chase you.
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especially with cars, we love cars here. but sometimes it is time for it to go (looking at you, lincoln) but we can't sell it because every time we sit in it we realize how mucuh of a comfy yacht it is
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While this is true for some things, it's not so cut & dry where it can be applied to everything & everyone.
In my experience, my children are the only exception....and even they have their limits that I will allow them to push me to. I love my children more than life itself and would gladly lay down my life for them, but when it comes to common sense or finances, I will only help them if they are making strides in helping themselves first. I've managed to get rid of all negative influences in my life; it wasn't easy as most were family. Funny thing is they still keep having the same awful shit happen to them and my life is skyrocketing.
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I have come to use the very direct approach when it comes to women. I honestly think that's what landed me in the current relationship. I explained to her and all the women before her, that I don't want to date. I don't want to try to impress you, I don't want to catch feelings for you. If they would like to get together and do stuff, drinking, dinner, occasional movies followed with internal organ rearranging sex then lets get to know each other, outside of anything else, I'm not interested.

You'd be amazed at what women will do if you are blunt, direct and don't beat around the bush about what you want. Being very open and honest gets you what you want.
+1

Be direct and honest, but don't come off as an insensitive asshole. This is the mistake many guys make.
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It's ok to catch feelings in some cases. While it is a shit show out there, turning one's self into a brick wall is equally not as healthy.

Do what makes you happy provided it does not harm others.
This.

I'm guilty of catching feelings, sometimes too early, but it is because I'm a passionate guy.
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This.

I'm guilty of catching feelings, sometimes too early, but it is because I'm a passionate guy.
We've all been there. Myself included.

However, nothing ventured nothing gained. If you never jump at all, you never gain anything...
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this thread went from "rip her clothes off" to "we all catch feelings" REAL FAST

but yes, we all catch feels whether we like it or not, in turkish we say love is like a fly. it can land on a flower or on a pile of shit...
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this thread went from "rip her clothes off" to "we all catch feelings" REAL FAST

but yes, we all catch feels whether we like it or not, in turkish we say love is like a fly. it can land on a flower or on a pile of shit...
Another circle jerk?
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this thread went from "rip her clothes off" to "we all catch feelings" REAL FAST

but yes, we all catch feels whether we like it or not, in turkish we say love is like a fly. it can land on a flower or on a pile of shit...


Nothing more fun then ripping the clothes off of someone you have feelings for, or even better her ripping off yours.









...that first part sounds a tad bit "#metoo".
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i'm catching feelings..
We know. You feel like too much of a pussy to make a move.
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