[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m not sure what that means.

Word to your mother?

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

That means, I second your statement.

She’ll be back. She won’t be able to stay away.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Nobody really gives a flying fuck.

But yet, your here, reading it and taking the time to reply! And, I beg to differ. There are people PMing me, wanting to know more. I’ll provide them with more.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Word to your mother?

I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Nobody really gives a flying fuck.

Do not feed bro.

[TiMSport]

Lol. This place is a giant cluster fuck.
Hey look at me! I've got a big dick and I'm bangin' a few chicks simultaneously and they can't get enough.

Suuuuuure.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

You're in a 90's mood eh?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

Pure gangsta

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

I came to get down, I came to get down.
Joe get out your pew and jump around.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

No, I don’t need to brag. What happened was, people got their panties twisted up right from the get go. I thought to myself, if they wanna play it like that, I can really twist some panties up! So, I just went with it. Ive just touched on the tip of the ice berg, as far as my life stories go. I haven’t even talked about where I grew up and my experiences there.

Cyn, I realize this is only going to prolong what the good people of this thread already get and don't want anymore of, but; I feel like I have to say it.

There are others on this thread, whose sex life is something straight out of a movie. But those individuals aren't on here rubbing it other people's faces. Most of what I have shared on here was for fun, but everything I have shared on here is absolute facts. Mind you, there is also much more that I have not shared as not look like.....well....you.

This response goes against my better judgement, but there are times that it's difficult not to say anything. You're like a guy who brags about making $100k/year to room full of millionaires. Just because Sara is so open to post about her dating life doesn't mean that she is the only one here getting action. Some of us have a little class (Ok, for those that know me, I did say a "little").

I imagine if the rest of the collective see you as I do, you're the type to bitch about your filet mignon not being prepared properly in front of people that can't afford ramen. Seriously dude. Conquests or not, something is to be said about being modest, I'm sure you'll never know.

Just so you can understand, dating stories, good or bad, are relatable and comical to those of us who keep it simple. You're completely unrelatable and the more you post, (read as humble brag) it only makes the rest of us despise you more. Not because we are jealous, only because you're fucking annoying.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You're in a 90's mood eh?

I'm just old enough to say that this is when rock / rap reached its pinnacle of greatness, from there it plateaued / declined, with the occasional blip of talent here and there.

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Pure gangsta

Yup, and once Uncle Wede dies off, I'll be the only regularly participating OG in here too!

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I came to get down, I came to get down.
Joe get out your pew and jump around.

Hey, I ain't no Pentecostal man, I'm Baptist. No rolling around on the floor and speaking in tongues for me! But I like it. I like it a lot.


On a side note, a story that I think I shared here already, but in case I haven't, I actually happen to really like "Jump Around" by House of Pain. And it just so happened my cousin was getting married and he and his wife sent this electronic wedding invite / registry thing out where you would indicate if you were coming and that sort of thing.

One of the subsections of this electronic invite was a poll / vote for what song they should pick for their first dance together - there was something like 50 songs on this proposed list, BUT, House of Pain - Jump around was SOMEHOW on there.

Yours truly of course submitted his vote for Jump Around. And then, as I saved all my information, I thought, ah, let's just refresh to make sure my vote registered.

It did. But yours truly ALSO found that I could vote again, having refreshed the browser. I proceeded to do this about 60 times, each time registering a vote for House of Pain - Jump Around.

Turns out no one else took nearly as keen an interest as me in selecting the song they should dance to, and they dutifully danced to House of Pain. But because it is a really weird first dance song, they did this mash up of a bunch of songs to basically make it more cohesive.

Was killing myself at the table watching this unfold. To this day they still do not know the part I played in their wedding.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Cyn, I realize this is only going to prolong what the good people of this thread already get and don't want anymore of, but; I feel like I have to say it.

There are others on this thread, whose sex life is something straight out of a movie. But those individuals aren't on here rubbing it other people's faces. Most of what I have shared on here was for fun, but everything I have shared on here is absolute facts. Mind you, there is also much more that I have not shared as not look like.....well....you.

This response goes against my better judgement, but there are times that it's difficult not to say anything. You're like a guy who brags about making $100k/year to room full of millionaires. Just because Sara is so open to post about her dating life doesn't mean that she is the only one here getting action. Some of us have a little class (Ok, for those that know me, I did say a "little").

I imagine if the rest of the collective see you as I do, you're the type to bitch about your filet mignon not being prepared properly in front of people that can't afford ramen. Seriously dude. Conquests or not, something is to be said about being modest, I'm sure you'll never know.

Just so you can understand, dating stories, good or bad, are relatable and comical to those of us who keep it simple. You're completely unrelatable and the more you post, (read as humble brag) it only makes the rest of us despise you more. Not because we are jealous, only because you're fucking annoying.

It looks like we have a lot in common, yet we are very different. You do your thing and I’ll choose to do my thing, my way. I’m not here criticizing you, on how you do your thing. I’d like the same respect from you. Not everyone is like you, and that’s ok. You are, at any time, free to block me and not have to read what I have to say, and go about your marry way. I may be a little different. But, at least I’m not boring. Not saying that you are, however. And again, I’m getting PMs from people who feel completely different than you. Last I heard, it’s a free country. So, I’ll carry on with my right to Freedom of Speech.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

It looks like we have a lot in common, yet we are very different. You do your thing and I'll choose to do my thing, my way. I'm not here criticizing you(,) on how you do your thing. I'd like the same respect from you. Not everyone is like you, and that's ok. You are, at any time, free to block me and not have to read what I have to say, and go about your marry way. I may be a little different. But, at least I'm not boring. Not saying that you are, however.

• No need for a comma there.
• The appropriate word is 'merry'.
• …", but at least I'm not boring."

A few grammatical corrections go a long way in helping make it easier to read your lengthy diatribes.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

• No need for a comma there.
• The appropriate word is 'merry'.
• …", but at least I'm not boring."

A few grammatical corrections go a long way in helping make it easier to read your lengthy diatribes.

Now, that was boring! Did I do that correctly, professor?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Now, that was boring! Did I do that correctly, professor?

I fully expected the trite response. You are predictable. One shouldn't be offended when someone attempts to help them out by correcting simple, elementary level grammar/punctuation errors so they don't come across stupid to others.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I fully expected the trite response. You are predictable. One shouldn't be offended when someone attempts to help them out by correcting simple, elementary level grammar/punctuation errors so they don't come across stupid to others.

I’m not worried about being perfect. I make a lot of mistakes. I’m far from a perfect person. I’m not anal or OCD about writing. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not here to pretend I’m something I’m not. I’ve done pretty well, in my 56 years and 22 days without your help. I suspect for the next 30 to 40 years, I’ll do just as well without your help. Thank you for your concern, though!

Now, with that said, I’ll be pretty quiet for the next couple days. We are in Austin, TX for the F1 race and we have a paddock party to attend. Ciao, for now!

[///d]

I'm guessing the ignore option only works for future posts? Better than nothing I suppose.



Back on topic, I'm trying to get one of my Joes more comfortable talking to girls (even just people in general) and I'm struggling. He is so nervous to talk to people that he will avoid any interaction with someone, especially if he thinks they are cute, but at the same time if he ends up in a conversation with them without really realizing it he is smooth and confident getting smiles and laughs like crazy. As soon as he "realizes" it then he locks up and stumbles through everything.

I watched one of his anxiety attacks unfold as we were talking about one girl in particular, she kept randomly coming around and giving hints like she liked him, so one of the guys asked her about him and mentioned that he liked her and all of a sudden she was around constantly, coming around asking for him to hang out, just showing up with food for him and her, etc. After a few days of him not catching on we were talking about her and he kept saying he doesnt see how she could like him, so we told him how she is coming around constantly and he went from calm to breathing heavy, studdering, and almost shaking. Then he completely ruined it by making everything awkward and now she barely talks to him.

I have gotten him to ask girls to hang out for coffee or bingo and such (not a lot to do on base) a couple times now, and he says they went good and they hung of for a good while each night, but then he gets inside his own head and convinces himself that they aren't interested and never talks to them again.

He is getting better at talking to people in general but right about the time I think he's got it, I see his habits come back with finding ways to avoid it. I'm at a loss, this kid has ZERO confidence in himself... in anything. Unless its ultimate frisbee, then he thinks he is a god.

[Tambohamilton]

Fuck this shit. Unsubscribing.

[antgenn]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m not worried about being perfect. I make a lot of mistakes. I’m far from a perfect person. I’m not anal or OCD about writing. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not here to pretend I’m something I’m not. I’ve done pretty well, in my 56 years and 22 days without your help. I suspect for the next 30 to 40 years, I’ll do just as well without your help. Thank you for your concern, though!

Now, with that said, I’ll be pretty quiet for the next couple days. We are in Austin, TX for the F1 race and we have a paddock party to attend. Ciao, for now!

Bragging again? Can't help yourself?

[King Rudi]

There are no words.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by ///d

I'm guessing the ignore option only works for future posts? Better than nothing I suppose.



Back on topic, I'm trying to get one of my Joes more comfortable talking to girls (even just people in general) and I'm struggling. He is so nervous to talk to people that he will avoid any interaction with someone, especially if he thinks they are cute, but at the same time if he ends up in a conversation with them without really realizing it he is smooth and confident getting smiles and laughs like crazy. As soon as he "realizes" it then he locks up and stumbles through everything.

I watched one of his anxiety attacks unfold as we were talking about one girl in particular, she kept randomly coming around and giving hints like she liked him, so one of the guys asked her about him and mentioned that he liked her and all of a sudden she was around constantly, coming around asking for him to hang out, just showing up with food for him and her, etc. After a few days of him not catching on we were talking about her and he kept saying he doesnt see how she could like him, so we told him how she is coming around constantly and he went from calm to breathing heavy, studdering, and almost shaking. Then he completely ruined it by making everything awkward and now she barely talks to him.

I have gotten him to ask girls to hang out for coffee or bingo and such (not a lot to do on base) a couple times now, and he says they went good and they hung of for a good while each night, but then he gets inside his own head and convinces himself that they aren't interested and never talks to them again.

He is getting better at talking to people in general but right about the time I think he's got it, I see his habits come back with finding ways to avoid it. I'm at a loss, this kid has ZERO confidence in himself... in anything. Unless its ultimate frisbee, then he thinks he is a god.

These aren’t, “habits”. There’s something causing this behavior. And, nothing will change until he or someone figures out what’s causing all this behavior. Until that happens, trying to get him comfortable talking to people, is only going to make it worse.

[Dang3r]

We should consider to open an anger management thread, whats this all about? C'mon guys...