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      08-09-2021, 09:18 PM   #9945
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Margarita?
He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Enema or prostate exam?
"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"
Can his ticker handle this?!

Well, sounds like Sara finally got her PhD she's been after.

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      08-09-2021, 11:12 PM   #9946
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Oh nice. I grew up on a 1,500 acre ranch near Los Angeles and I broke/trained horses. I think I have more pictures on my cell phone. I’ll post them sometime.
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      08-09-2021, 11:28 PM   #9947
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Margarita?
He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Enema or prostate exam?
"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"
Can his ticker handle this?!

Well, sounds like Sara finally got her PhD she's been after.

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      08-09-2021, 11:31 PM   #9948
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Margarita?
He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Enema or prostate exam?
"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"
Can his ticker handle this?!

Well, sounds like Sara finally got her PhD she's been after.

Phat D?
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      08-09-2021, 11:47 PM   #9949
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Margarita?
He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Enema or prostate exam?
"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"
Can his ticker handle this?!

Well, sounds like Sara finally got her PhD she's been after.

Phat D?
Thought you were an internal medicine guy. Not plastic surgery to enhance ones body.

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Margarita?
He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Enema or prostate exam?
"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"
Can his ticker handle this?!

Well, sounds like Sara finally got her PhD she's been after.

Phat D?
Thought you were an internal medicine guy. Not plastic surgery to enhance ones body.

Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
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Margarita?
He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Enema or prostate exam?
"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"
Can his ticker handle this?!

Well, sounds like Sara finally got her PhD she's been after.

Phat D?
Thought you were an internal medicine guy. Not plastic surgery to enhance ones body.

Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
Is this through Sara's services? I'm gonna need to see reviews and letters of rec to even contemplate. I've got some years so I can wait and see if you survive.
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He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Well I'm calling 3 rounds max (…7 minute intervals)……


….and I'm being generous. Prove me wrong.
I'll take that Pepsi challenge. What are the rules? He allowed to write himself a prescription before hand?
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He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Well I'm calling 3 rounds max (…7 minute intervals)……


….and I'm being generous. Prove me wrong.
I'll take that Pepsi challenge. What are the rules? He allowed to write himself a prescription before hand?
No prescriptions. Natural "D" thrust by his own testosterone propellant or bust!!!!
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Margarita?
He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Well I'm calling 3 rounds max (…7 minute intervals)……


….and I'm being generous. Prove me wrong.
I'll take that Pepsi challenge. What are the rules? He allowed to write himself a prescription before hand?
No prescriptions. Natural "D" thrust by his own testosterone propellant or bust!!!!
Then I'll take less than 7 mins please, Captain Stern.
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Margarita?
He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week
Well I'm calling 3 rounds max (…7 minute intervals)……


….and I'm being generous. Prove me wrong.
I'll take that Pepsi challenge. What are the rules? He allowed to write himself a prescription before hand?
No prescriptions. Natural "D" thrust by his own testosterone propellant or bust!!!!
Then I'll take less than 7 mins please, Captain Stern.


I LOL'd for real.
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      08-10-2021, 02:30 AM   #9957
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I don’t know, I’ve never been on one. But seriously, ditch the dating sites. If I met a girl who was on dating sites, I would refuse to go out with her. It’s creepy and it’s a last resort. Spend your free time out in the real world doing things that you like. And you’ll find someone like minded.
Trouble is in the 'real world' where you are around there may not be many that click with you i.e. quite a few low lifes or it's just the wrong type of places you go to, so at least on dating sites with like minded ones you can juggle around, narrow the target dates and go from there.
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I don’t know, I’ve never been on one. But seriously, ditch the dating sites. If I met a girl who was on dating sites, I would refuse to go out with her. It’s creepy and it’s a last resort. Spend your free time out in the real world doing things that you like. And you’ll find someone like minded.
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That says a lot right there. Free dating apps are kinda like going to Walmart instead of Gelsons or even Costco, where people have to pay to walk in the door. Compare the clientele of each, and you’ll see what I mean.
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Well I'm calling 3 rounds max (…7 minute intervals)……


….and I'm being generous. Prove me wrong.
What??
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What??
Did we lose you……or did you lose us?!?!
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Did we lose you……or did you lose us?!?!
What is this pepsi challenge?? I don't drink soda. I told him not to show up without wine. I'll probably drink the whole bottle. Though, I may just break out the hard shit and drink 3+ rounds of titos.


Edit: Nvm. I've had my coffee now. I know what you're referring to.

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Trouble is in the 'real world' where you are around there may not be many that click with you i.e. quite a few low lifes or it's just the wrong type of places you go to, so at least on dating sites with like minded ones you can juggle around, narrow the target dates and go from there.
Then you are living/going to the wrong places. There are good people everywhere. What you basically just said is, you are better than everyone else around you.
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