[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Dude come on... You're better than this.

Just because she asked you to confirm doesn't mean she's trying to put you on the loser bitch cuck list - I've definitely done something similar in the past and still do. It's better than just straight jumping in "hey i'm Pickle nice to meet you" because there's always the other person going "dude what the hell are you talking about who are you". Not only that but it's flat out creepy to lots of people to go "oh hey you must be Pickle" "yea what's up" "oh nothing haha i was stalking 7 generations on facebook". Even if I know what the person looks like I'd still go "hey are you xxx" "yeah" "i'm Pickle nice to meet you"

Plus you don't turn into a doormat by being nice/amicable on the first date. Since you know what a doormat is I'm going to assume you know how to tell when she's trying to play you as a doormat, at which point your exit strategy shines.

Or I saved myself all the bs by exiting stage left immediately.

Look, if someone is standing in front of me & looking right at me, they know it's me. If not, they have some serious vision or mental issues. Either way, I'm not wrong for leaving given her actions before we even sat down. Spin it however you want. I'll sleep well at night.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I dated a girl who "had a hard time getting out the door on time" every fucking time we went anywhere. Anyone can hit a schedule snag once in a while, but when it's happening consistently it's rude and insulting. A "great girl" won't do that to you.

100% true. My 1 f buddy is never on time. I'd have cut it long ago if she didn't bring me food, booze & Venmo me $

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I think you need to chill. You have people here giving their opinion and trying to help you see that maybe, just maybe, there was a misunderstanding and you overreacted. Breathe....

Things get lost via text. I'm not sitting here upset over replies or that hag, but I can post my opinion too, not just everyone else

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This with a small correction.

I had one who was just being a jerk. I found out when I happened to see a friend of hers out and about one day and we started discussing my frustration with her always being late. The friend told me that she knew she was being late and just didn't care. She even went as far as starting other tasks when she was supposed to be getting ready and would tell the friend, "He can just wait."

How do you think that worked out long term? Done and dusted.

She's a POS.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

She's a POS.

I later found out, from the same friend that provided me the disclosure on her theories of time management, that she killed a cat on a dare when she was younger.

I think I missed out on a psychopath.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I later found out, from the same friend that provided me the disclosure on her theories of time management, that she killed a cat on a dare when she was younger.

I think I missed out on a psychopath.

Ho. Lee. Fuck. Yeah, you would have woken up some morning with your schwantzstucker hacked off with a rusty scissors and Super-Glued to your forehead. Which is a real bitch of a way to kick off a day, let me tell you from personal experience.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Ho. Lee. Fuck. Yeah, you would have woken up some morning with your schwantzstucker hacked off with a rusty scissors and Super-Glued to your forehead. Which is a real bitch of a way to kick off a day, let me tell you from personal experience.

When the friend told me this my blood ran cold. Seriously. I knew something was wrong when the Psycho was pissed because I broke 2 dates to spend time with my daughter when my she needed a bit of help with finals but I had no idea she was that whacko.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Lol @ hey, I'm 'Pickle' nice to meet you.

If that's your real name then I mean no insult either lol.

all the girls line up when they hear i go well with hot dogs
side note: if any of you put ketchup on your hot dogs, we're through

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

"Is that Pickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

I... I just hope I never have to ask that to anyone

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Or I saved myself all the bs by exiting stage left immediately.

Look, if someone is standing in front of me & looking right at me, they know it's me. If not, they have some serious vision or mental issues. Either way, I'm not wrong for leaving given her actions before we even sat down. Spin it however you want. I'll sleep well at night.

Not spinning it anyway my guy, I'll sleep well as well.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I later found out, from the same friend that provided me the disclosure on her theories of time management, that she killed a cat on a dare when she was younger.

I think I missed out on a psychopath.

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Ho. Lee. Fuck. Yeah, you would have woken up some morning with your schwantzstucker hacked off with a rusty scissors and Super-Glued to your forehead. Which is a real bitch of a way to kick off a day, let me tell you from personal experience.

Please, PLEASE tell me you are a plastic surgeon and that's how you know how horrible it is to wake up with your dick on your forehead

There's a quote I sent a friend a while back on Porsche vs Alfa Romeo drivers it sadly means i need to get myself an alfa romeo but it's hilarious, let me find it

[Turkish Pickle]

... it's all fun and games until (apparently) you wake up with a dick glued on your forehead

objectively speaking it's worse if it's someone else's dick than yours glued on there

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

all the girls line up when they hear i go well with hot dogs

Sounds like something that would make all the boys line up.

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Please, PLEASE tell me you are a plastic surgeon and that's how you know how horrible it is to wake up with your dick on your forehead.

My doctor was a trauma surgeon at our local Level I trauma center in town. He was also a combat medic in Viet Nam. The man has some stories.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

My doctor was a trauma surgeon at our local Level I trauma center in town. He was also a combat medic in Viet Nam. The man has some stories.

It's been my experience that Trauma surgeons, OB-GYNs and Urologists have the best stories of any sub-specialties I called on in my previous life.

[FuriouslyFast]

I should have been an OB-GYN

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

all the girls line up when they hear i go well with hot dogs
side note: if any of you put ketchup on your hot dogs, we're through


I... I just hope I never have to ask that to anyone


Not spinning it anyway my guy, I'll sleep well as well.





Please, PLEASE tell me you are a plastic surgeon and that's how you know how horrible it is to wake up with your dick on your forehead

There's a quote I sent a friend a while back on Porsche vs Alfa Romeo drivers it sadly means i need to get myself an alfa romeo but it's hilarious, let me find it

Wanna sleep together?

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Wanna sleep together?

Reminds me of an old joke.

"Hey do you know the difference between a banana and a penis?"
"No."
"Want to go camping sometime?"

[premier3is]

Anyone on dates today? Lol

[Dang3r]

Not yet, but day had just begun

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Anyone on dates today? Lol

Yes, I was. New idiot came over & I banged her. Boring so won't be doing her again

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Yes, I was. New idiot came over & I banged her. Boring so won't be doing her again

Are you this charming in person? Asking for a friend.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Yes, I was. New idiot came over & I banged her. Boring so won't be doing her again

what did she do wrong?

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

what did she do wrong?

I like vocal ladies & ladies that get into it in other ways. If you're gonna be pretty quiet for doggy, then you're gonna be boring all around

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Are you this charming in person? Asking for a friend.

She asked me who I was so I politely bent her over & charmed her pussy

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I like vocal ladies & ladies that get into it in other ways. If you're gonna be pretty quiet for doggy, then you're gonna be boring all around

was she on the phone while this was going on lol... its new trend