[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

you and Jody man, you guys know your shit very well or coordinate beforehand and be like "ok here's what we're telling to this little shit" then reply to me.

i mean it works, but the similarity between the stuff either of you tell me is 1:1 i really owe both of you a beer (or a brewery at this point)

I think it comes down to the fact that we were both single for awhile at the right age...and when the ones hitting us up were at the right age.

I had about a 7-8 year run from the age of 27 on before meeting my current wife. And during that time I had no intentions of being serious with anyone, and I let it show.

That kind of attitude goes a long way because then it becomes a game to them. They think..."Well I bet I can change him" and they don't realize they can't win. And then you have the women who had the same attitude as me....so those were "Win_Win" situations already!

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's not as fun these days, but I still tease a former colleague about when she typed in whitehouse .COM instead of .gov

And don't try to make us believe you don't watch EVERYTHING EVERYONE at teh facility looks at on the web. For me, I ALSO listen to EVERY phone conversation. That was recently added to my list of duties

Nah....I got way too much other stuff to do..like being on here!

I just typically look at a monthly report I have to show at our Management Meetings. Now if I have a manager come up to me who has concerns about a certain thing, I will setup some monitoring then.

But it's only happened 2-3 times....and occurred on "off-shifts".

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by More_PSI

There was a girl in college that I REALLY wanted to hookup with, but could never close the deal. We would always go for a run, occasionally watch a movie, but never more than kiss. One night she texts me around midnight "let's get drunk at your place". I'm like, yesssss about friggin time. We take shots together, laugh, joke around, go to my bedroom and take each other's clothes off and she "knocks out" while I'm kissing her neck. What in the actual fk?! I lay there frustrated for awhile.. finally fall asleep only to wake up to her SQUATTING next to my bed PEEING in my GD floor. I'm in total disbelief, pretend to be asleep, and she gets right back into bed. It's been 8 years.. maybe I should message her on LinkedIn and ask her about it??

LOL....I had something crazy happen...but didn't involve bodily fluids.

I brought a girl home one night after we had been out, she had been over before. She said she was going to take a bath upstairs. I sat down on the couch and started watching TV...and then realized a lot of time had went by.

I walked into the bathroom to find her lying in the tub with the water to about her ear level...and pretty much knocked out. I got her up and really drilled her ass about how dangerous that was as she had been drinking. But she hadn't drink that much that night.

I later found out that she used Ambien to sleep, and had took one before her bath so that she would be ready for bed. It knocked her completely out.

After that I never let her stay over again.

It was for the best anyway...as her girlfriend was starting to get jealous of her spending time with me.

Yes...she was "Bi"...and her and her girlfriend both had spent the night at my place quite a few different times. But that's another story.....

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

LOL....I had something crazy happen...but didn't involve bodily fluids.

I brought a girl home one night after we had been out, she had been over before. She said she was going to take a bath upstairs. I sat down on the couch and started watching TV...and then realized a lot of time had went by.

I walked into the bathroom to find her lying in the tub with the water to about her ear level...and pretty much knocked out. I got her up and really drilled her ass about how dangerous that was as she had been drinking. But she hadn't drink that much that night.

I later found out that she used Ambien to sleep, and had took one before her bath so that she would be ready for bed. It knocked her completely out.

After that I never let her stay over again.

It was for the best anyway...as her girlfriend was starting to get jealous of her spending time with me.

Yes...she was "Bi"...and her and her girlfriend both had spent the night at my place quite a few different times. But that's another story.....

go on , nobody said to stop there !!!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by G35POPPEDMYCHERRY

girl has to have decent hip mobility and abdominal strength to be spelling anything with her hips lmaoo. Some people are just shy and boring in the sack; spelling coconut will likely hurt my dick if she is weak in the abs

These are prerequisites anyway. If her midsection isn't what it should be, she won't even have the opportunity to spell coconut.

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

you and Jody man, you guys know your shit very well or coordinate beforehand and be like "ok here's what we're telling to this little shit" then reply to me.

i mean it works, but the similarity between the stuff either of you tell me is 1:1 i really owe both of you a beer (or a brewery at this point)

We're just older, experienced guys that like to spread the knowledge and help others out.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Screenshot of response

Second this.

Originally Posted by Rmtt

I think it comes down to the fact that we were both single for awhile at the right age...and when the ones hitting us up were at the right age.

I had about a 7-8 year run from the age of 27 on before meeting my current wife. And during that time I had no intentions of being serious with anyone, and I let it show.

That kind of attitude goes a long way because then it becomes a game to them. They think..."Well I bet I can change him" and they don't realize they can't win. And then you have the women who had the same attitude as me....so those were "Win_Win" situations already!

This is exactly the case!

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

go on , nobody said to stop there !!!

Can't help but feel like this thread could easily turn into penthouse forums.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

LOL....I had something crazy happen...but didn't involve bodily fluids.

Stopped reading after "didn't involve bodily fluids"!

[Turkish Pickle]

Now_Rudi

You probably thought I was joking in the other thread

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Now_Rudi

You probably thought I was joking in the other thread

I refuse to appreciate this post. Please tell me this is a previous chick and not the new one.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I refuse to appreciate this post. Please tell me this is a previous chick and not the new one.

yes don't worry, i didn't stick around for much longer after that - this was back in november 2018

any girl might not like cars, it's whatever. just don't be an ass about it and try to at least respect it/me; we can have a level argument about how cars are killing polar bears but dont wish death on me to "see it from my perspective"

[More_PSI]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Screenshot of response

Assuming she isn't going to respond..

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by more_psi

assuming she isn't going to respond..

oh my god absolute madman he actually did it through linkedin


hahahahahahhahaaha

[Alfisti]

Golllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by More_PSI

Assuming she isn't going to respond..

HOLY SHIT MAN!!!! You just hit her directly between the eyes with the WTF HAMMER!!! Priceless!!! Winner of the internet today!

[upstatedoc]

[Turkish Pickle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST NOTICED HER PICTURE ON THE RIGHT CORNER

[UncleWede]

Are we missing her response or what?????

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST NOTICED HER PICTURE ON THE RIGHT CORNER

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are we missing her response or what?????

I'd love to see the picture of her face reading the message, don't think she had the same smile going. I can't believe he sent that!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I'd love to see the picture of her face reading the message, don't think she had the same smile going. I can't believe he sent that!

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are we missing her response or what?????

that little pic means she saw the text and left him on seen


also i owe my man Now_Rudi big time, he's literally proxying me with text game as we speak

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are we missing her response or what?????

I got a $ that says her response will be to remove him from her LinkedIn

[More_PSI]

she actually responded and said she doesn't remember doing that.. maybe she was actually sleep walking?? Idk hard to believe

[Turkish Pickle]

later, virgins

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by More_PSI

she actually responded and said she doesn't remember doing that.. maybe she was actually sleep walking?? Idk hard to believe

I wouldn't imagine her to be completely honest here. It's not as if she would just come out and say, "I'm a p.o.s. didn't give a shit about you, your carpet or what you think about me, so I just decided to piss in your floor."

I'm surprised she responded at all, considering the back story.