[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ******

I looked Curaçao up, didn’t really know where it was. Looked really cute in pics. There was a big ocean liner in one pic which is why I thought you might be on one... or just got kicked off one... har

That’s pretty cool of you and your brother to do that...

It really is a nice island. It has its typical poor parts so it is nowhere near as rich as say the Grand Cayman island, but it is pretty clean and quite safe actually. Very Dutch influenced with the food and road signs, water is perfectly safe to drink, etc.

Really like it, but don't expect much of anything in terms of nightlife (which suits me fine, I'm not a club person)...things shut down pretty early, but I do overall really like the island.

This was my second time, and both my wife and I are eyeing it as a potential retirement place in 30 or so years.

[Turkish Pickle]

i realized acceptance is a major step in moving forward

so if anyone's also by themselves on the 14th let's have a "together alone" dinner over facetime or something

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well, it is important you know. I learned that early on. It's how I keep most people on here distracted enough from discovering that in reality, I'm an ass.

Hee-haw.

FAIL

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

FAIL

I keep forgetting that I'm not supposed to *tell* people my strategy. Nuts.

[******]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

It really is a nice island. It has its typical poor parts so it is nowhere near as rich as say the Grand Cayman island, but it is pretty clean and quite safe actually. Very Dutch influenced with the food and road signs, water is perfectly safe to drink, etc.

Really like it, but don't expect much of anything in terms of nightlife (which suits me fine, I'm not a club person)...things shut down pretty early, but I do overall really like the island.

This was my second time, and both my wife and I are eyeing it as a potential retirement place in 30 or so years.

I’ll look for you on HGTV in thirty years in their “island living” section, lol...

[Turkish Pickle]

i just saw this on my school's gossip page


pls no one fall this low this is sad...

[UncleWede]

I'm going to guess 248lbs

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm going to guess 248lbs

I'll follow the strategy I learned on The Price is Right and go with 247 lbs...

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

I'll follow the strategy I learned on The Price is Right and go with 247 lbs...

The smart PIR move there since you seem the think less is 1. You could still be over

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

The smart PIR move there since you seem the think less is 1. You could still be over

Could be, think directionally you're right, just a bit high. That way when we find out she's 5'2" and 230 I win! I think...

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Could be, think directionally you're right, just a bit high. That way when we find out she's 5'2" and 230 I win! I think...

Nope you go over and nobody wins

Are u SURE you watched Price Is Right?

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Nope you go over and nobody wins

Are u SURE you watched Price Is Right?

Happily, not nearly enough! Actually the only time I've ever sat and watched was while I was stuck in the jury pool lounge.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i just saw this on my school's gossip page


pls no one fall this low this is sad...

Sweet Jesus......I can only imagine what a relationship with this person would be like. Poor bastard.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm going to guess 248lbs

He can't stomach 50 apple pies my ass. I'm going to assume you are correct considering the analogy went straight to pie. Subconscious alarm bells are ringing.

Originally Posted by kscarrol

I'll follow the strategy I learned on The Price is Right and go with 247 lbs...

I'd go with a dollar but I learned from South Park never to give that ol Loch Ness monsa a dollah. I'll go tree fiddy.

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i just saw this on my school's gossip page


pls no one fall this low this is sad...

So what do the 9 comments say?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

So what do the 9 comments say?

Yeah, let's see that shit!

[heatwave]

I went on many dates with different girls in the last few months but most of them felt like "no spark". I met one lovely girl on https://www.flirt.com/ recently. We haven't met in person yet but tomorrow gonna be our first "real" date in local restaurant. I hold high hopes for the parmesan ice cream.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by heatwave

I went on many dates with different girls in the last few months but most of them felt like "no spark". I met one lovely girl recently. We haven't met in person yet but tomorrow gonna be our first "real" date in local restaurant. I hold high hopes for the parmesan ice cream.

Is this the mail order bride from Korea or did you return her?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by heatwave

I went on many dates with different girls in the last few months but most of them felt like "no spark". I met one lovely girl recently. We haven't met in person yet but tomorrow gonna be our first "real" date in local restaurant. I hold high hopes for the parmesan ice cream.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Is this the mail order bride from Korea or did you return her?

I believe he was the victim of a bait and switch. Upon careful examination of his mail order bride, I believe he found a tattooed inscription with the words "Made in China" and as such, returned her.

Not yet known if he received his money back.

[******]

You can return these mail order brides? Hmmm, tempting. Is this an Amazon Prime thingie?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ******

You can return these mail order brides? Hmmm, tempting. Is this an Amazon Prime thingie?

This instantly makes me think of prime wardrobe. If a person could order and try it on for a week before they decide to return or pay.....AND this could somehow be incorporated into a Tinder type app......hmmmmm.....FUTURE!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ******

You can return these mail order brides? Hmmm, tempting. Is this an Amazon Prime thingie?

If you complete the transaction on an AMX Platinum or Black Card the warranty is extended for a full 5 years. Membership has it privileges.

Just sayin'...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm going to guess 248lbs

Originally Posted by kscarrol

I'll follow the strategy I learned on The Price is Right and go with 247 lbs...

Wrong direction...249.