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      11-04-2018, 08:30 PM   #1409
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Did he follow my advice?
Unless she's done that to him, no.
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Unless she's done that to him, no.
That advice was hard fought for and pure gold. What a waste.
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big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd
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big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd
Go big or go home. Or to jail. #youtoo
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big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd
Ooooh
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big update: turn of events, she's coming here on monday. so im saving myself an hour each way and a shit ton of gas

it is on my mind to apply your advice, will let you know if i succeed or get #metoo'd
Congrats. Just whip it out, slam it on the table & say "It's not gonna suck itself!"
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Congrats. Just whip it out, slam it on the table & say "It's not gonna suck itself!"
Grasshopper, when she whips it out for you before you can whip it out yourself, she will be yours.
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Grasshopper, when she whips it out for you before you can whip it out yourself, she will be yours.
Ideal, but I don't get the sense that this girl he's seeing is gonna do that so he must be the Alpha!
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Ideal, but I don't get the sense that this girl he's seeing is gonna do that so he must be the Alpha!
The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.
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The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.
I'm fucking dying over here!!!

This thread just continues to deliver. It's like a virtual cornucopia of knowledge.
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I'm fucking dying over here!!!

This thread just continues to deliver. It's like a virtual cornucopia of knowledge.
Welcome Puddleleaper. We learn the most when we teach and knowledge is growing exponentially.
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The greatest mastery is mastering ones' self. The greatest discipline is serving others...she must master the greatest discipline, Grasshopper.
So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...
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So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...
Isn't that the only way?
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I'm fucking dying over here!!!

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Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will never date again!

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Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!
Dating is a shit show anyway
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Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!

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Dating is a shit show anyway
I have come to use the very direct approach when it comes to women. I honestly think that's what landed me in the current relationship. I explained to her and all the women before her, that I don't want to date. I don't want to try to impress you, I don't want to catch feelings for you. If they would like to get together and do stuff, drinking, dinner, occasional movies followed with internal organ rearranging sex then lets get to know each other, outside of anything else, I'm not interested.

You'd be amazed at what women will do if you are blunt, direct and don't beat around the bush about what you want. Being very open and honest gets you what you want.
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So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...
holy shit hahahahaha that was funny
and yes Never_Enough that is the plan, don't worry
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So he should also serve her then, correct? Serving her would mean he needs to toss her on the couch, tear her pants off and munch on that box like he has been starving on a deserted island for years...
Yes, Grasshopper. You are divining the true meaning of service to others and may you grow as necessary to continue servicing her to the ending she needs.
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Yeah - most of the advice makes me realise I will ever date again!
No Weedwhacker, this is not the way of the BP OT Dating Temple. To achieve you must risk. To enter the anointed temple that is our objective, you must risk all by serving many.
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Yes, Grasshopper. You are divining the true meaning of service to others and may you grow as necessary to continue servicing her to the ending she needs.
Imagining you in a kimono head tilted slightly down and palms placed together in front of your sternum in a very Confucius style manner as you bestow your wisdoms upon us.

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