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      10-31-2018, 11:13 AM   #1211
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so danielle doesnt know if she has her son tonight because her ex is a dick, if she doesnt then shes coming over and i told her that if she does shes getting a face massage and she said "Yes!"

happy for you my man! hope by massage you mean a facial...
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so danielle doesnt know if she has her son tonight because her ex is a dick, if she doesnt then shes coming over and i told her that if she does shes getting a face massage and she said "Yes!"
Women love to use kids/ex drama as an excuse.

Also, "face massage"? If, as Jody said, is not code for facial then wtf man? #nogame
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so danielle doesnt know if she has her son tonight because her ex is a dick, if she doesnt then shes coming over and i told her that if she does shes getting a face massage and she said "Yes!"
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Women love to use kids/ex drama as an excuse.

Also, "face massage"? If, as Jody said, is not code for facial then wtf man? #nogame
Now now, he can take it slow - he doesn't need to measure up to anyone's standard. No prize for doing so and no one will care. At least he's progressed to "something" which is a heck of a lot further than he was a week or two ago. Indicating interest and all that.

Still though, some of your response upstatedoc makes me think I'm seeing a real life remake of that movie Hitch.

I am glad that you told her you wanted to give her a massage at least - that indicates to her you are at least interested romantically.
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      10-31-2018, 01:06 PM   #1214
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Now now, he can take it slow - he doesn't need to measure up to anyone's standard. No prize for doing so and no one will care. At least he's progressed to "something" which is a heck of a lot further than he was a week or two ago. Indicating interest and all that.

Still though, some of your response upstatedoc makes me think I'm seeing a real life remake of that movie Hitch.

I am glad that you told her you wanted to give her a massage at least - that indicates to her you are at least interested romantically.
Wonder what essential oils he will whip out...
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Wonder what essential oils he will whip out...
Baby oil and a baby pool. Gets weird real quick.
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Wonder what essential oils he will whip out...
LOL, I'm not going to touch that one!

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Baby oil and a baby pool. Gets weird real quick.
You left out "baby batter". That would have been the trifecta. Trifecta people, how many times do I need to repeat this today. It is a focus of mine for some reason today. Tomorrow I'll be on to something else.
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I've got the nut job snowflake coming over tonight. What food should I tell her to bring? Real food, this isn't a metaphor for dick.
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I've got the nut job snowflake coming over tonight. What food should I tell her to bring? Real food, this isn't a metaphor for dick.
Sausage to set the mood?

I dunno - my go to pretty much every time is steak. I love steak. Depends on how much effort you want to go to I guess - doesn't sound like this is someone you want to impress.
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Sausage to set the mood?

I dunno - my go to pretty much every time is steak. I love steak. Depends on how much effort you want to go to I guess - doesn't sound like this is someone you want to impress.
What? She's bringing me food. I'm not doing shit.
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you fuckers and one of my friends got to me
i was looking at 3er's in chicagoland area (friend has a X3 35i, knows how much I love BMW and has been almost forcing to get one)
found one in bloomington, aka where jade's school is

so currently my weekend plan looks like checking out 1-2 cars and getting laid
one of them is a space gray 328i sedan with a stick shift so i'm actually looking forward to agreeing with the dude, also is low miles (40k) for a 2011....
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What? She's bringing me food. I'm not doing shit.
I thought you meant she was bringing food to cook?

You mean she is bringing you take out? Well, I don't know then, whatever. Not a huge fan of take out aside from pizza.
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you fuckers and one of my friends got to me
i was looking at 3er's in chicagoland area (friend has a X3 35i, knows how much I love BMW and has been almost forcing to get one)
found one in bloomington, aka where jade's school is

so currently my weekend plan looks like checking out 1-2 cars and getting laid
one of them is a space gray 328i sedan with a stick shift so i'm actually looking forward to agreeing with the dude, also is low miles (40k) for a 2011....
No no no. Doing it wrong! Get an M car or at least a 335/435.
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I thought you meant she was bringing food to cook?

You mean she is bringing you take out? Well, I don't know then, whatever. Not a huge fan of take out aside from pizza.
Yup. Maybe I will tell her bring prime rib from Texas Roadhouse. I'm high maintenance. Hmm, maybe try for Ruth's Chris this time.
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Yup. Maybe I will tell her bring prime rib from Texas Roadhouse. I'm high maintenance. Hmm, maybe try for Ruth's Chris this time.
Giggity gigolo.
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She refused Ruth's Chris saying too far. Bitch, it is 15 minutes form my house. Fuck you. Just for that, I will now order TWO meals from Texas Roadhouse.
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you fuckers and one of my friends got to me
i was looking at 3er's in chicagoland area (friend has a X3 35i, knows how much I love BMW and has been almost forcing to get one)
found one in bloomington, aka where jade's school is

so currently my weekend plan looks like checking out 1-2 cars and getting laid
one of them is a space gray 328i sedan with a stick shift so i'm actually looking forward to agreeing with the dude, also is low miles (40k) for a 2011....
space gray with 6MT.
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No no no. Doing it wrong! Get an M car or at least a 335/435.
you paying?
i've been looking for E9x for a while yet to find that car with a decent price, navi and xenons. I don't even care about 28i or 35i or stick/auto... (though a N54 would be nice)

the car looks decent enough, but has no options including a lack of xdrive; found the car off craigslist. I want to at least check it out to see if it's viable to buy given miles/condition/price and its kinda an excuse to drive up to Bloomington so don't count on me coming back on Sunday with a E9x

found a 70k mile 335i convertible in green(!!!!) with a stick, issue is it's very far away - I'm also kinda impartial on buying a "decent" one now vs working over the summer and buying a "good/better" condition one after the summer...
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Damn I go out for lunch and we're 3 pages in...

upstatedoc her ex is a dick, so at least she remembers what one looks like..........

And I totally started reading "if you come here you'll get a facial", but then I read massage. Well the jokes are the best lol but seriously, if you guys are holding hands, resting legs on top of each other, and giving each other facial massages, it's been a done deal for a while... you need to cash that cheque!

Bayerische Motoren Werke I doubt you'll get laid at her place as she most likely lives with parents.

I like the 328i idea for the first bimmer. 335 or M is too much headache for a college student. 328i manual is reliable and fast. I miss mine
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you paying?
i've been looking for E9x for a while yet to find that car with a decent price, navi and xenons. I don't even care about 28i or 35i or stick/auto... (though a N54 would be nice)

the car looks decent enough, but has no options including a lack of xdrive; found the car off craigslist. I want to at least check it out to see if it's viable to buy given miles/condition/price and its kinda an excuse to drive up to Bloomington so don't count on me coming back on Sunday with a E9x

found a 70k mile 335i convertible in green(!!!!) with a stick, issue is it's very far away - I'm also kinda impartial on buying a "decent" one now vs working over the summer and buying a "good/better" condition one after the summer...
Just be patient, the right car will come. Do not settle for a boring shit box 328.
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She refused Ruth's Chris saying too far. Bitch, it is 15 minutes form my house. Fuck you. Just for that, I will now order TWO meals from Texas Roadhouse.
She said "Can't you just pick one?" I said nope, this is b/c you refused Ruth's Chris.
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She said "Can't you just pick one?" I said nope, this is b/c you refused Ruth's Chris.
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She does love anal. I don't really care for it. I just do it b/c power trip
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