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I dated a girl once who used to asked what words meant that I would use in conversation. It got old fast so I started misleading her and giving her the wrong meanings to words I would use. I can't remember them all but I remember telling her that sodomy or to sodomize someone was a fancy way of saying that you helped them out. ![]() ![]() |
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![]() Reminds me of The Boat that Rocked. Midnight Mark got all the ladies, when asked how he did it he replied, "I never say a single word. When the tension gets too much to bear and they simply can't stand the silence a minute longer. I say, How about it then?" ![]() |
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I'll comment on your review of the experience with the whack-job you were dating: Run. Don't look back. Run. A good relationship allows your best to shine through and that person was a toxin that needed to be ejected from your life. Well done! On the side of being careful, I highly recommend a light background check. One of the persons I dated prior to my current friend lied about the number of times she was married. FFS, that's so easy to uncover that it simply falls into the place of being a stupid lie. Cheers-mk
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i don't know what i got myself into but i'm slightly curious and slightly scared with a sprinkle of turned on - she sent a link from bdsm wiki about aftercare (??) and how it is apparently important for me to be "cute" afterwards so she can feel fine after "treating me like garbage"?????
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Had a girl try this with me once. It's difficult to keep it hard with someone yelling at and beating the shit out of you. I told her I would agree to it as long as we got to switch after. Funny how she wasn't interested in being tied up and whipped with a riding crop but expected me to be ok with it. |
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she mentioned that stuff in the car and i was fine with it, told her we'd have a hard time if she wanted to be the top and said she was a switch but im having doubts... not worth risking my safety and mental health haha |
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![]() we'll see how stuff turns out on wednesday, if i don't post by thursday tell my mom i was a good innocent boy who just ended up on the wrong path Last edited by Turkish Pickle; 09-10-2018 at 02:29 PM.. Reason: clarification |
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^ pics of mom, so know if worth the effort to "console"
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jesus run , run fast.
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This thread has quickly turned into a gem.
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![]() The only way we can be expected to advise you as to whether the risk is worth it: You need to tell her you have to know what you are getting into and to send you some shots of her dressed up in her BDSM gear. Then share those with us, of course. Let's see if this chick with worth the risk. ![]() |
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best i can do is ask for an hour (need to go home) so that i can upload the text and we can all collectively figure it out? |
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