[shoei]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Cliff notes for TL;DR

He's now also a former military elite sniper who encounters Krav Maga experts in mid foreign deserts and they fall in love and this love makes him rich. I'm only left to interpret the reason this deadly deviant didn't remove his life from this planet is because his sex appeal, likely related to the military issues pants, created greater desire for intercourse than death.

So he gets other soldiers to fall in love with him? Interesting strategy. Broke Back Mountain'ing this shit. Turns all the soldiers gay during times of war? Fucking dedication. Thank you for your service.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by shoei

So he gets other soldiers to fall in love with him? Interesting strategy. Broke Back Mountain'ing this shit. Turns all the soldiers gay during times of war? Fucking dedication. Thank you for your service.

No no, he and his fellow buddy were hangin and slangin when the commonly known lethal forces of the Israeli military approached him to compliment him. No male on male action in the deserts of Jordan.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

No no, he and his fellow buddy were hangin and slangin when the commonly known lethal forces of the Israeli military approached him to compliment him. No male on male action in the deserts of Jordan.

Oh. So it's like Blue Steel? He Zoolandered this shit and the other soldiers were so amazed by his sex appeal they surrendered?

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh. So it's like Blue Steel? He Zoolandered this shit and the other soldiers were so amazed by his sex appeal they surrendered?

Precisely. This lead to a wonderful life in the hills of California with multi babes and wealth beyond most others'

[shoei]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Precisely. This lead to a wonderful life in the hills of California with multi babes and wealth beyond most others'

I still don't get the correlation but okay.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Cliff notes for TL;DR

He's now also a former military elite sniper who encounters Krav Maga experts in mid foreign deserts and they fall in love and this love makes him rich. I'm only left to interpret the reason this deadly deviant didn't remove his life from this planet is because his sex appeal, likely related to the military issued pants, created greater desire for intercourse than death.

Bravo!!!! Well done!

[ryan stewart]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Cliff notes for TL;DR

He’s now also a former military elite sniper who encounters Krav Maga experts in mid foreign deserts and they fall in love and this love makes him rich. I’m only left to interpret the reason this deadly deviant didn’t remove his life from this planet is because his sex appeal, likely related to the military issued pants, created greater desire for intercourse than death.

Im just going to go with your story, I wasnt going to read all of that bullshit. That is why we started to talk about bikes.

And I go back to my original statement about his bluster. If even half of anything he said was true Id struggle to find a reason to type out any words to justify the likes of US.

Hell, I wouldnt even be on here because why the hell would be be invested in any way in a damned E9x when Im busy getting blowies from a series of 10s in the back of my Mulsanne all day long? And honestly if any of it was true Id say youd need something, probably therapy, if youre not getting enough validation from that life enough to not be invested in the opinions of others.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Cliff notes for TL;DR

He’s now also a former military elite sniper who encounters Krav Maga experts in mid foreign deserts and they fall in love and this love makes him rich. I’m only left to interpret the reason this deadly deviant didn’t remove his life from this planet is because his sex appeal, likely related to the military issued pants, created greater desire for intercourse than death.

Fookin' hell! That'll look great on a resume! That beats the shit out of my custodial duties of the jizz mopper position I held at a $.25 peep show establishment. I didn't even make enough to buy jazzy pants.

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh. So it's like Blue Steel? He Zoolandered this shit and the other soldiers were so amazed by his sex appeal they surrendered?

'Twas the pants I tell you!

[cmyx6go]

I thought women were bad. You guys are brutal!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I thought women were bad. You guys are brutal!

This is just the beginning.....we're still in the honeymoon phase of hazing. The more info we receive, the worse it will get.

[ryan stewart]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I thought women were bad. You guys are brutal!

Lets be honest though, this isnt about wearing white to a wedding. This dude stepped in it, one rule of being a group of dudes is to own it. Never flinch. And if you insist that isnt your shoes we smell, well, then be prepared to hear, "Whats up shitshoes?" for the rest of your life.

[ryan stewart]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

This is just the beginning.....we're still in the honeymoon phase of hazing. The more info we receive, the worse it will get.

Plus this isnt a real in-group. You know you know someone when it gets gay. One of the better quotes from "Generation Kill" was "There is nothing more homoerotic than a group of straight dudes."

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I thought women were bad. You guys are brutal!

I dunno what you're talking about. I'm an angel. Saintly even.

By the way, one of the Kart characters is a Princess. Figured we should ask you to join and be the Princess.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by shoei

I dunno what you're talking about. I'm an angel. Fallen though.

By the way, one of the Kart characters is a Princess. Figured we should ask you to join and be the Princess.

FTFY

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Cliff notes for TL;DR

He’s now also a former military elite sniper who encounters Krav Maga experts in mid foreign deserts and they fall in love and this love makes him rich. I’m only left to interpret the reason this deadly deviant didn’t remove his life from this planet is because his sex appeal, likely related to the military issued pants, created greater desire for intercourse than death.

You guys are hilarious! Very entertaining!

Who said anything about military? Just so you know, every dime I have, I’ve made on my own. She keeps her money and takes some of mine. Unfortunately, if I ever need to break up with her. She’ll probably cut my package off and feed it to me.

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

She’ll probably cut my package off and feed it to me.

I'm going to request that you not post that in the what's for dinner thread.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

I'm going to request that you not post that in the what's for dinner thread.

Second this.

However, it is acceptable in the Street Justice thread.

[Cyn-BMW]

I’ll check out both those threads.

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

every dime I have, I've made on my own. She keeps her money and takes some of mine. Unfortunately, if I ever need to break up with her. She'll probably cut my package off and feed it to me.

What type of job do you have? If you shared I don't remember.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

What type of job do you have? If you shared I don't remember.

I did. Ex pro motocrosser. Among other things, I should add.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

What type of job do you have? If you shared I don't remember.

He's a fiction novelist.

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by shoei

He's a fiction novelist.