Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

MKSixer · 08-09-2021, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This doesn't make any sense. These women were with you at one point or another. Tells me couple of things. They do not have the capability of processing sound decisions. That and? Damaged goods. The sheer amount of money that will have to be spent on present and future therapy isn't cost effective.

They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.

UncleWede · 08-09-2021, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

This doesn't make any sense. These women were with you at one point or another. Tells me couple of things. They do not have the capability of processing sound decisions. That and? Damaged goods. The sheer amount of money that will have to be spent on present and future therapy isn't cost effective.

They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.

Wait, is there a prancerciser number in there somewhere???

Asking for myself

MKSixer · 08-09-2021, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, is there a prancerciser number in there somewhere???

Asking for myself

Don't tip my hand!!!! We're negotiating!!

UncleWede · 08-09-2021, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, is there a prancerciser number in there somewhere???

Asking for myself

Don't tip my hand!!!! We're negotiating!!

What, I'm excluded from bidding????

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

I wasnt looking forward to my date Wednesday night, but now I am.

Fuck these guys. Bitch mode activated.

Are you on some dating site or something?

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.

Bid on your sloppy seconds? That’s creepy!

Sara · 08-09-2021, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This implies that you turn that mode off.

Absolutely not.

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

so ur sayin that you are under the " no fly zone" lol
with all this pilot talk, not one has been able to land

This time it wasn't my fault. If you antagonize someone, it ruins the fun for everyone.

MKSixer · 08-09-2021, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What, I'm excluded from bidding????

Of course not! I have you registered at $110,000. The same terms apply!!

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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Bid on your sloppy seconds? That’s creepy!

Thank you for your interest! We have you at $115,000. The same terms apply.

Do I hear $120,000? Anyone for $120,000?

MKSixer · 08-09-2021, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.

Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

Sara · 08-09-2021, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

What if I expand the age?

MKSixer · 08-09-2021, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

What if I expand the age?

That may help. What is your comfortable ceiling?

Tambohamilton · 08-09-2021, 07:08 PM

Floors can be comfortable too...

MKSixer · 08-09-2021, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Floors can be comfortable too...

Oh boy...

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.

Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

Oh no, ditch the dating sites and spend that money going out in the real world and meeting people. Dating sites are creepy AF!

shoei · 08-09-2021, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.

Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

Expand her search radius? From outside of planet Earth?! The one thing that's never changed on these forums is since the e9x era, Sara has been on the hunt.

Sara · 08-09-2021, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Oh no, ditch the dating sites and spend that money going out in the real world and meeting people. Dating sites are creepy AF!

What? Lol. I don’t pay for dating apps

Do they make guys pay? I thought it was free for both sexes.

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.

Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

If sex is a stress relief for you, you should be able to find plenty of guys that don’t want to marry you.

Sara · 08-09-2021, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Expand her search radius? From outside of planet Earth?! The one thing that's never changed on these forums is since the e9x era, Sara has been on the hunt.

He ain’t lying!

Though my appetite has completely changed.

shoei · 08-09-2021, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

What if I expand the age?

Just put the eggplant emoji and then the spraying emoji. That's it. And some photo showing a bit of skin.

That's all you put. Those two emojis. No words.

Thank me later.

upstatedoc · 08-09-2021, 07:27 PM

I ran out of popcorn

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

What? Lol. I don’t pay for dating apps

Do they make guys pay? I thought it was free for both sexes.

I don’t know, I’ve never been on one. But seriously, ditch the dating sites. If I met a girl who was on dating sites, I would refuse to go out with her. It’s creepy and it’s a last resort. Spend your free time out in the real world doing things that you like. And you’ll find someone like minded.

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 07:28 PM

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You would think! This is problem I’m having with A-Z. One letter of the alphabet just fucked it up royally

I’m not sure what you mean here.

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