[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

Post the pics of your back after you are attacked and ravaged by the beast inside her. In all seriousness I feel from the facts given you need to be a bit more assertive and not passive. She must be tired of going to CVS for batteries by now.

Agreed. Passive does not get you laid.

Also, if you don't make a move when you see her then please stop posting about it & ban yourself.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Just say no to these apps. Trust me, I'm off all them for over a month so far & not having that shit show in my life is liberating.

I know, I know. Ugh.

[________]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Agreed. Passive does not get you laid.

Also, if you don't make a move when you see her then please stop posting about it & ban yourself.

Being passive can get you laid too... Nothing wrong with that.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Being passive can get you laid too... Nothing wrong with that.

More often than not, assertive will trump passive.

[________]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

More often than not, assertive will trump passive.

I was talking positions

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, you don't get off so easy there. Specifically in what manner are you going to see her tomorrow night?

Is it with respect to a date / food and wine pairing thing. In which case, kudos, and we'll leave you be.

Or is it that you'll see her tomorrow night at the school pick up spot when you are both picking up your respective offspring?

In which case, we are going to keep on ragging on you, until you pick up your phone, and text her something to the effect of "I like you, you like me, why don't we just be one big happy family?"

(Which I am positive is a song somewhere, probably from Sesame Street, but having no luck finding the lyrics).

we're meeting at the school for the boys halloween spooktacular. rumor has it they are not letting parents stay this year due to THEM eating all the candy last year. I told her if thats the case then we're going for a drink, and I said it like a boss

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

we're meeting at the school for the boys halloween spooktacular. rumor has it they are not letting parents stay this year due to THEM eating all the candy last year. I told her if thats the case then we're going for a drink, and I said it like a boss

Jesus dude, you can't try to set 1 meeting not around kids?!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, you don't get off so easy there. Specifically in what manner are you going to see her tomorrow night?

Is it with respect to a date / food and wine pairing thing. In which case, kudos, and we'll leave you be.

Or is it that you'll see her tomorrow night at the school pick up spot when you are both picking up your respective offspring?

In which case, we are going to keep on ragging on you, until you pick up your phone, and text her something to the effect of "I like you, you like me, why don't we just be one big happy family?"

(Which I am positive is a song somewhere, probably from Sesame Street, but having no luck finding the lyrics).

that song was from barney the purple dinasour

also upstatedoc MY GUY - literally you can't fuck this up even if you tried to at this point. she's literally inviting you out to hang out, probably to a place where she only knows a few people herself (and most likely no one knows you). the only true way to fuck this up is by not doing anything other than showing up and at the end of the night "thanking for her time". get her to thank you for something else...

im such a bro, if you need it i'll overnight my pair to you if you need a younger copy to make this happen. all i know is you need to ensure you don't fail:
1- yourself
2- us
3- her

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

we're meeting at the school for the boys halloween spooktacular. rumor has it they are not letting parents stay this year due to THEM eating all the candy last year. I told her if thats the case then we're going for a drink, and I said it like a boss

Good. But even better once you get there, just tell her that and say let's leave the kids and go for a drink. Then share details.

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Jesus dude, you can't try to set 1 meeting not around kids?!

Patience. Baby steps. I think he'll get there. If he needs the kids for the first meeting or two to assure himself of her interest, then I think he will go strong after that. Hopefully.

Dude - she's into you. If not, you can blame BP, but not a single one of us thinks you are going to get shot down. You know that lifeline thing on Who wants to be a Millionaire where you ask the audience and they're usually like 70% on one answer and split on the rest...and the 70% answer is like always right?

Well, in this case, the audience is saying 100% on the one answer. And we're right.

[________]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

that song was from barney the purple dinasour

also upstatedoc MY GUY - literally you can't fuck this up even if you tried to at this point. she's literally inviting you out to hang out, probably to a place where she only knows a few people herself (and most likely no one knows you). the only true way to fuck this up is by not doing anything other than showing up and at the end of the night "thanking for her time". get her to thank you for something else...

im such a bro, if you need it i'll overnight my pair to you if you need a younger copy to make this happen. all i know is you need to ensure you don't fail:
1- yourself
2- us
3- her

He's inching forward daily on failing us...
And by failing us he'll fail himself.
And by failing himself, he'll fail her.

See how it snowballs doc?
Pics and info now!

[UncleWede]

Shhhh - he's busy failing us. If the app keeps going off in his pockets, she's GOING to see all of this.

[________]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Shhhh - he's busy failing us. If the app keeps going off in his pockets, she's GOING to see all of this.

I think the main fear is the app notification getting in front of the porn he's watching while he masturbates...

And Danielle is masturbating at home. Thinking of him.

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

THis thread is gold

[Germanauto]

In LA for a couple days...meeting chick from my Vegas trip a few weeks ago...have some unfinished business. Hopefully I feel "drained" by the end of the night.

Otherwise I'll be crying Jordan.

[Turkish Pickle]

$5 says he'll post "i have accomplished the sex on her"

but $10 says he'll post "nothing happened but the kids had fun together!!!"

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Good. But even better once you get there, just tell her that and say let's leave the kids and go for a drink. Then share details.



Patience. Baby steps. I think he'll get there. If he needs the kids for the first meeting or two to assure himself of her interest, then I think he will go strong after that. Hopefully.

Dude - she's into you. If not, you can blame BP, but not a single one of us thinks you are going to get shot down. You know that lifeline thing on Who wants to be a Millionaire where you ask the audience and they're usually like 70% on one answer and split on the rest...and the 70% answer is like always right?

Well, in this case, the audience is saying 100% on the one answer. And we're right.

He's already done the meeting w/kids thing, though. She OBVIOUSLY likes him. SEAL THE DEAL before she rolls out.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

$5 says he'll post "i have accomplished the sex on her"

but $10 says he'll post "nothing happened but the kids had fun together!!!"

$47 says he doesn't make a move

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

$47 says he doesn't make a move

$47 That's a very specific amount.

I'll go tree fiddy that he closes the deal.

I'll go a dollar that she is hotter than what any of us have built up in our minds.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

$47 That's a very specific amount.

I'll go tree fiddy that he closes the deal.

I'll go a dollar that she is hotter than what any of us have built up in our minds.

I'll go $1.69 that she's not as hot as we want to believe, but is still attractive.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I'll go $1.69 that she's not as hot as we want to believe, but is still attractive.

Damn....yeah, I believe you might be spot on here. We always tend to believe things are greater than they really are....we are members of a BMW forum after all.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Damn....yeah, I believe you might be spot on here. We always tend to believe things are greater than they really are....we are members of a BMW forum after all.

+ it's the net so we're all ballers with millions & only date 10s

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

+ it's the net so we're all ballers with millions & only date 10s

....well yeah, this is given no? Since this IS the internet I'd also like to add that the only reason I don't post in the "What's on your wrist?" thread is because I don't want to bust the bubble of those guys bank accounts.