[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

OK any last pearls of advice before I zip off of the text?

I'm late....what did you send and what did she say?

With all this build up I feel pictures are required here.

[________]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I'm late....what did you send and what did she say?

With all this build up I feel pictures are required here.

Yes! That too.
Pics or she is a dude

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Finish the text with "I love you very much"

I always like to finish a getting to know you text with something classy yet intriguing such as, "I wanna feel what it's like to wear your skin" or "I'm going to dislocate your hips"

[________]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I always like to finish a getting to know you text with something classy yet intriguing such as, "I wanna feel what it's like to wear your skin" or "I'm going to dislocate your hips"

Very classy.

I usually finish texts with dates-to-be in a more formal way, such as
"Hope to hear you screaming soon"

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Very classy.

I usually finish texts with dates-to-be in a more formal way, such as
"Hope to hear you screaming soon"

Thats a strong close right there.

[________]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Thats a strong close right there.

We do what we can during this anxious time while waiting for him to tell us what happened! I'm dying here!!!

[upstatedoc]

Fuckers. She has a legit excuse. She's out of town for her relatives birthday with her son

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

We do what we can during this anxious time while waiting for him to tell us what happened! I'm dying here!!!

Right? Damn I'm nervous for him. It's obviously going well, he's busy.

[________]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Fuckers. She has a legit excuse. She's out of town for her relatives birthday with her son

What did you say and what did she say!?
We'll analyze it and tell you if you deuced or if she's into you.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Fuckers. She has a legit excuse. She's out of town for her relatives birthday with her son

Pft....whatever. You didn't follow our advice with the closers did you?

[________]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Pft....whatever. You didn't follow our advice with the closers did you?

I bet you she would cancel her plans to attend the corn maze and later a-mazing ass humping

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I bet you she would cancel her plans to attend the corn maze and later a-mazing ass humping

You are good at dad jokes sir.

I bet if he started by asking how many ears of corn she could for in her mouth at once he would have closed the deal.

[upstatedoc]

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[________]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

You are good at dad jokes sir.

I bet if he started by asking how many ears of corn she could for in her mouth at once he would have closed the deal.

If she says 3, Judy and I can maybe join the weekend fun?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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You're in, redirect. Give me a few to ponder this. You don't want to come across as pushy or needy.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

If she says 3, Judy and I can maybe join the weekend fun?

You're not helping. Focus.

[________]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Mark my words, Danielle is into you my dear sir.
And congratulations on having the right phone.

Too bad she is out of town, but go strong and direct on an invitation in the future. She's into you and will say yes. She wants to be with you.

[________]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

You're not helping. Focus.

Sorry, I got excited!

[________]

Any more texts we can work on? That's pretty thin still, even though what sold me was she saying she'd approach you as your wife in public...

I've been in that situation myself, and that is SUREFIRE.

[upstatedoc]

Lemme seeIf I can find older texts

[________]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Lemme seeIf I can find older texts

If nothing works, you can always use the quote in your signature if she texts you she's going to take a shower or have a bath..........................

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Lemme seeIf I can find older texts

I need info. How long was she married? What's her personality type? Is she open or timid?