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      03-07-2019, 07:56 PM   #3631
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Haha - Bayerische Motoren Werke can here forth just call me dad. Ouch.

Yep, I'm sure she was nuts. Ahem, yep, let's just go with that one. LOL.

My worse dating story that stuck with me for a long time was this girl I met while working in the car business. My nickname at the dealership was 'penguin' (long story, don't ask) and that's how I introduced myself to her. Well, she bought a car and then asked me out. Date went well and we ended up back at my place - an apartment I shared with another guy I worked with named 'P-Vich'.

Well, we are going at it in the bedroom and she is screaming my name, only she doesn't know my name, so it's just "Oh, Penguin!" over and over again. My roommate found this utterly hilarious.

To make matters worse, the poor girl was hearing impaired, so she had a bit of a speech issue and as such, it came out more like 'oh pung wung'.

Late in the evenings, when no more customers where at the dealership, multiple times a week, someone would get on the intercom and yell "Oh, pung wung!".

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Haha - Bayerische Motoren Werke can here forth just call me dad. Ouch.

Yep, I'm sure she was nuts. Ahem, yep, let's just go with that one. LOL.

My worse dating story that stuck with me for a long time was this girl I met while working in the car business. My nickname at the dealership was 'penguin' (long story, don't ask) and that's how I introduced myself to her. Well, she bought a car and then asked me out. Date went well and we ended up back at my place - an apartment I shared with another guy I worked with named 'P-Vich'.

Well, we are going at it in the bedroom and she is screaming my name, only she doesn't know my name, so it's just "Oh, Penguin!" over and over again. My roommate found this utterly hilarious.

To make matters worse, the poor girl was hearing impaired, so she had a bit of a speech issue and as such, it came out more like 'oh pung wung'.

Late in the evenings, when no more customers where at the dealership, multiple times a week, someone would get on the intercom and yell "Oh, pung wung!".

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OMG, I'm dying laughing. That's some Now_Rudi level sh*t. Pung Wung. Ha ha ha ha!
LOL - dude, you have no idea. My 20's were a bit hectic.
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I'm geniuinely curious, how did "penguin" become a nickname?
Like giraffe, sure maybe you're tall. Cheetah? "i run track brah" shark? maybe you like period sex for some reason (we had a guy in the frat that liked this ffs)
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LOL - dude, you have no idea. My 20's were a bit hectic.
My 20s were a bit married.
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I'm geniuinely curious, how did "penguin" become a nickname?
Like giraffe, sure maybe you're tall. Cheetah? "i run track brah" shark? maybe you like period sex for some reason (we had a guy in the frat that liked this ffs)
I'll spell out the details tomorrow - headed home from work now.
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Hmmm, given the age difference between you two is it possible Run Silent dated Bayerische Motoren Werke 's mom?

Sadly (or maybe thankfully) I have only 1 Russian dating story. Highschool, 10th grade. I was a completely awkward nerd. We had a school dance coming up and I asked out the only girl I thought would say yes. An equally awkward, nerdy, Russian chick with a bad haircut and super dorky glasses. All my friends made fun of me. She had recently come to the US with her family. She said yes and we went to the dance. Uneventful. After the dance she asked me out on a date. I was like WTF, OK, wow didnt even expect that. So we met at a local mall and saw a movie. She had a part time job at a Walgreens sort of place and had bought me a bottle of Stetson cologne with her company discount. She was waaaaay into me and I panicked. I had no experience with girls, no sisters or older brother to learn the ropes from. My nerdy friends were all making fun of me for going out with her. So I basically blew her off after that date. Fast forward to our 10 year highschool reunion and she's a F*CKING model. She's super hot, now married, and gives me sh*t about "breaking her heart." in 10th grade. Oh well. Missed that boat. I'll just keep telling myself she was probably nuts.
Haha - Bayerische Motoren Werke can here forth just call me dad. Ouch.

Yep, I'm sure she was nuts. Ahem, yep, let's just go with that one. LOL.

My worse dating story that stuck with me for a long time was this girl I met while working in the car business. My nickname at the dealership was 'penguin' (long story, don't ask) and that's how I introduced myself to her. Well, she bought a car and then asked me out. Date went well and we ended up back at my place - an apartment I shared with another guy I worked with named 'P-Vich'.

Well, we are going at it in the bedroom and she is screaming my name, only she doesn't know my name, so it's just "Oh, Penguin!" over and over again. My roommate found this utterly hilarious.

To make matters worse, the poor girl was hearing impaired, so she had a bit of a speech issue and as such, it came out more like 'oh pung wung'.

Late in the evenings, when no more customers where at the dealership, multiple times a week, someone would get on the intercom and yell "Oh, pung wung!".

I'm instantly reminded of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. If you don't know, read the book forget the movie. In the event that you don't have time to read the book a very similar story is the opening scene in the movie. That guy is from Knoxville.

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Okay - so the penguin story. It isn't really as exciting as you probably thought.

When I was in the military and/or government service, there was a time I had to don a PFP suite and OBA system. For reference, I am rather short. Both of these items are one size fits all. For reference, here are the items in question:

OBA:




PFP




Now, as you can imagine, this can get rather cumbersome. So, here I am wearing this "one size fits all" suit, which in government terms means it is simply large enough to fit the fattest bastard on the planet, so everyone else must fit too. The crotch is literally at my knees. Then, I have the OBA strapped onto my chest. This thing is quite bulky, because the chemical reaction going on in the OBA canister generates an enormous amount of heat, so there is a ton of insulation around the pack. The bottom hits me just below the belt, and the top of the pack where the hoses to the mask come out is just under my chin.

Here is what a normal size person looks like with an OBA on (less the PFP). So you can imagine a short guy wearing it.




Now, because of the situation, I was running at a pretty good clip, which wasn't really possible, so it was more of a waddle. Fellow cohorts in the adventure all started commenting that I looked like an alien penguin and the name stuck.

Years later, in the automotive business while finishing grad school, we all had nicknames and I mentioned this story to some of the guys who promptly started calling me Penguin. This was fine, until the 'Pung Wung' story came to light....
Lol...that’s a great story.
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Lol...thatís a great story.
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Oh Pung Wung, indeed. You know what's next. hooligan_COLD did it. It's now your turn.

Oh Pung Wung or just Pung Wung...your choice.

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I guess that's better than pung wang... just sayin’
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Oh Pung Wung, indeed. You know what's next. hooligan_COLD did it. It's now your turn.

Oh Pung Wung or just Pung Wung...your choice.

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Remind me again in a little while - it says I've already changed it in the last 90 days.
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I'll set a calendar reminder...
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It’s like a timeout... for me, maybe not for you. I didn’t know I’d be stuck with all these asterisks for three effing months.
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Not a dating story, and since I'm married I rarely have post worthy experiences to contribute but I had to share what happened earlier today.

So I'm up in whistler BC right now with some guys from work. All well into our 40s. All married. A fun but pretty tame crew. Got done skiing and hit the hot tub at the condo. Patio for the condo next door is 15 feet away. No fence. Out walks this super hot chick. Maybe 25. Having a smoke break. She's in a bathrobe but it's not tied closed. She just turns to us and strikes up a casual convo. Fully nude. "How you guys doing? How was the snow today?" Bathrobe wide open. She's like "oops. Well I guess I'll just flash you." Talked to us for like 5 minutes, bathrobe wide open. Wtf! It was so awesome!!! Made this old married dudes day.
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Not a dating story, and since I'm married I rarely have post worthy experiences to contribute but I had to share what happened earlier today.

So I'm up in whistler BC right now with some guys from work. All well into our 40s. All married. A fun but pretty tame crew. Got done skiing and hit the hot tub at the condo. Patio for the condo next door is 15 feet away. No fence. Out walks this super hot chick. Maybe 25. Having a smoke break. She's in a bathrobe but it's not tied closed. She just turns to us and strikes up a casual convo. Fully nude. "How you guys doing? How was the snow today?" Bathrobe wide open. She's like "oops. Well I guess I'll just flash you." Talked to us for like 5 minutes, bathrobe wide open. Wtf! It was so awesome!!! Made this old married dudes day.
Hmmm, this one time we’ll say it’s whackoff Saturdays, Det...

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Not a dating story, and since I'm married I rarely have post worthy experiences to contribute but I had to share what happened earlier today.

So I'm up in whistler BC right now with some guys from work. All well into our 40s. All married. A fun but pretty tame crew. Got done skiing and hit the hot tub at the condo. Patio for the condo next door is 15 feet away. No fence. Out walks this super hot chick. Maybe 25. Having a smoke break. She's in a bathrobe but it's not tied closed. She just turns to us and strikes up a casual convo. Fully nude. "How you guys doing? How was the snow today?" Bathrobe wide open. She's like "oops. Well I guess I'll just flash you." Talked to us for like 5 minutes, bathrobe wide open. Wtf! It was so awesome!!! Made this old married dudes day.
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Any tips on what to put on profile on OKC and CMB?
okcupid and coffee meets bagel? people still use them?
get hinge, it's fairly new and some chicks can be sub-par (thirst) but i'd vote it top if you're looking for a relationship than a casual thing
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okcupid and coffee meets bagel? people still use them?
get hinge, it's fairly new and some chicks can be sub-par (thirst) but i'd vote it top if you're looking for a relationship than a casual thing
Someone should create a site for all of the whack-jobs called UnHinged. It would do the world a service and it would have saved me quite a bit of trouble.
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okcupid and coffee meets bagel? people still use them?
get hinge, it's fairly new and some chicks can be sub-par (thirst) but i'd vote it top if you're looking for a relationship than a casual thing
Someone should create a site for all of the whack-jobs called UnHinged. It would do the world a service and it would have saved me quite a bit of trouble.
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okcupid and coffee meets bagel? people still use them?
get hinge, it's fairly new and some chicks can be sub-par (thirst) but i'd vote it top if you're looking for a relationship than a casual thing
Had Hinge for a while based on recommendation from a buddy who met his current gf on there. After few weeks I didnít even use it anymore. I feel like the quality of people on there is just terrible (kind of trashy). Most guys that women meet are bozos and vice versa. Iím not one of them and typically pretty picky. Hinge just didnít do it for me.
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Had Hinge for a while based on recommendation from a buddy who met his current gf on there. After few weeks I didnít even use it anymore. I feel like the quality of people on there is just terrible (kind of trashy). Most guys that women meet are bozos and vice versa. Iím not one of them and typically pretty picky. Hinge just didnít do it for me.
i feel that, so if you don't mind me asking why are you looking for a relationship on apps/platforms? and if you're not looking for a relationship why are you using those instead of tinder/bumble
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