[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

Originally Posted by BronkaidBrah

Once upon a time, I’m talking circa 2015, I decided to give tinder a try. I was having decent luck but most of the women I matched with were either extremely dull , extremely clingy, or fronts for escort services. One seemed to stand out and ended up sounding really interesting so I ended up asking for her number so I didn’t have to deal with texting through the app. During our chat she brought up how her car was acting up and how she wished she was skilled enough to diagnose it . I used this as an opportunity to meet up and have something to do since I really didn’t have anything to do with my time other than work, sleep, lift, and eat, and wanted a change of pace. I tell her I can probably figure it out in no time at all and after convincing her I was not a serial killer, she gives me her address and I head out. I get there and I was greeted a women who vaguely resembled her profile pics. Like it could have been her 10-15 years ago but the camera must have took off 15- 125lbs. The “Facebook angles” were real. I’m not going to be a blatant jerk so I introduce myself and immediately change the topic to to broken car so there will be no chance of any romantics. Turns out her maf was just unplugged, I plug it in and clear her code and all was well. She asks what I want in return for coming out , and I jokingly say a McDouble and a 10 piece nuggets. She invites me inside to wash up and pours me a drink. I want to decline but it’s almost impossible for me to turn down a free drink especially when it’s whiskey. One drink turned into another and another and another, she got me exactly where she wanted. Too drunk to leave and relaxed enough that my mindset turned into “whatever happens happens” her demeanor almost instantly changed. She made me watch dance moms with her and give her massage. I wanted to leave but also didn’t want a dwi. In hindsight I wish I would have thought of calling a cab, I don’t recall things like Uber being mainstream as of yet. Night falls and she brings me to the bedroom to sleep it off, I don’t want to speak about what happened, just know it involved me cowering in the corner of her bed and waking up in the middle of the night with my arm trapped under her body numb from the lack of blood circulation with no escape. Fast forward to the next morning, I wake up and she makes me put on a pair of “cheekster” style underwear to replace the pair of underwear I apparently “misplaced” and demands to watch me eat a bowl of cereal. Most awkward moment of my life. She gets ready for work and tells me I better be there when she gets back. Once I hear her car leave I make a break for it. 10 hours later I get a text from her asking if I wanted to be her valentine that year. I immediately changed my number and haven’t went on a date since.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

That's what sluts say.

Sorry man, I wouldn't say you messed it up. She should've stopped you and said no if she knew that's not what she wanted. A true friend would have.

FACTS

Originally Posted by Germanauto

Got flaked on for 3 separate dates within the past week.

Being a millennial sucks sometimes! There's an entire generation of people who don't know the meaning of commitment/remaining true to their word. Texting and social media makes it very convenient to be selfish.

dude this is too true. like motherfuckers will go on their phone as an alternate reality. Like have people totally fuckin gone mad. So easy to gas yourself up in your "safe space" online. I respect people who call BS when they see it.



I feel like sometimes I'm the one bitter and shit; but at least I'm real 100% of the time. I'm never gassing myself up...

Convo yesterday;

So what do you do...
i'm a pharmacist blah blah blah i answer doctor questions blah...

response from a girl my age...
"oh you smart smart"

Now you all know I talk like that; so I get it....but her body language was totally insecure. Like WTF I don't care if you water plants everyday; maybe I need someone like that in my wired ass life.I don't know what to do anymore. All these social media fucks use terms like FLEX(show-off) and shit to toxify minds. Some kid told me "weird flex, but okay" to my car...I died laughing. Like people are sooo insecure that they have to put you down to make themselves feel better. Like WTF. Fuckin fragile fucks.

Girls/guys my age see my car/clothes/ whatever triggers them, and start getting defensive; or almost insecure around me. Its because media portrays an image of certain people. Like I can look all CEO and shit; but i'm a simple AF guy. People always gassing their shit up; like im a executive manager of coordination...telling me all kinds of shit about work, and I'm like IDGAF. IDK anymore. lol the game is the game. The dating app shit is so retarded. Like I can;t even approach girls at the bar anymore; cuz they on their fuckin phone. Like put that shit down. Also no one rides solo anymore; so fuckin rare to see a single indivudal sitting somewhere just drinking a coffee not occupied by an electronic or a friend. Welp I guess I need to retrain my grenade disarming!!!

[aozer]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

This is a huge problem with our culture. It feeds into that instant gratification mentality.

The whole "someone better than you" thing is always a grass is greener on the other side deal. Most people are really not what they try and present to others through instagram or facebook. They try to show the best side of them (literally) and none of the bad. It might be easy to find someone "better" in theory, but most of the time you end up with someone superficial looking to inflate their ego.

i think we will see a lot more poeple from the younger generations growing old alone than what we typically saw in the past. loyalty is a rarity.

[aozer]

Originally Posted by G35POPPEDMYCHERRY

FACTS



dude this is too true. like motherfuckers will go on their phone as an alternate reality. Like have people totally fuckin gone mad. So easy to gas yourself up in your "safe space" online. I respect people who call BS when they see it.



I feel like sometimes I'm the one bitter and shit; but at least I'm real 100% of the time. I'm never gassing myself up...

Convo yesterday;

So what do you do...
i'm a pharmacist blah blah blah i answer doctor questions blah...

response from a girl my age...
"oh you smart smart"

Now you all know I talk like that; so I get it....but her body language was totally insecure. Like WTF I don't care if you water plants everyday; maybe I need someone like that in my wired ass life.I don't know what to do anymore. All these social media fucks use terms like FLEX(show-off) and shit to toxify minds. Some kid told me "weird flex, but okay" to my car...I died laughing. Like people are sooo insecure that they have to put you down to make themselves feel better. Like WTF. Fuckin fragile fucks.

Girls/guys my age see my car/clothes/ whatever triggers them, and start getting defensive; or almost insecure around me. Its because media portrays an image of certain people. Like I can look all CEO and shit; but i'm a simple AF guy. People always gassing their shit up; like im a executive manager of coordination...telling me all kinds of shit about work, and I'm like IDGAF. IDK anymore. lol the game is the game. The dating app shit is so retarded. Like I can;t even approach girls at the bar anymore; cuz they on their fuckin phone. Like put that shit down. Also no one rides solo anymore; so fuckin rare to see a single indivudal sitting somewhere just drinking a coffee not occupied by an electronic or a friend. Welp I guess I need to retrain my grenade disarming!!!

maybe im just old as fuck, but your posts are really hard to read

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

Originally Posted by aozer

maybe im just old as fuck, but your posts are really hard to read

Nope nope. totally me. Sorry lol.

Why most of my posts are edited; because they make zero sense after posting

[Turkish Pickle]

you have a celica AND went to college to get a great degree?
how COULD you work for things you want in life and reap the benefits of your hard work???

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

you have a celica AND went to college to get a great degree?
how COULD you work for things you want in life and reap the benefits of your hard work???

nope. equality for all right?

peoples job titles should be travel agents;

they are so good at obtaining guilt trips for me

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by aozer

maybe im just old as fuck, but your posts are really hard to read

Where's your date update?

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

This is a huge problem with our culture. It feeds into that instant gratification mentality.

The whole "someone better than you" thing is always a grass is greener on the other side deal. Most people are really not what they try and present to others through instagram or facebook. They try to show the best side of them (literally) and none of the bad. It might be easy to find someone "better" in theory, but most of the time you end up with someone superficial looking to inflate their ego.

It goes beyond just dating too. I have a good number of friends both here and back home and love them, but at the same time I can get lonely as everybody is so flaky and only go through on commitments half the time. Sucks man.

[aozer]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Where's your date update?

me? on what, the date tonight? still hasnt happened yet.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by aozer

me? on what, the date tonight? still hasnt happened yet.

Ohhh, sorry haha! I have no idea what day it is (I'm on vacay).

[aozer]

Got here a little early, getting a little pregame in to ease the nerves haha

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by aozer

Got here a little early, getting a little pregame in to ease the nerves haha

Oh are we getting a play-by-play? Yay!

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh are we getting a play-by-play? Yay!

More of a blow-by-blow?

[Turkish Pickle]

here's an update for you guys: i dropped the L bomb on a girl on accident

currently at hour 6 of being ghosted

[aozer]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh are we getting a play-by-play? Yay!

haha, nope. but it was as expected, definitely no where near as pretty in real life. ended up getting really drunk and sleeping with her, which i kind of regret.

it was fun though, she is pretty cool. will probably chill with her again as friends but i dont want to pursue anything serious.

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

here's an update for you guys: i dropped the L bomb on a girl on accident

currently at hour 6 of being ghosted

damn dude. thats rough.

[Turkish Pickle]

no positive updates on my situation, guess that ship sailed hahah
she was over, when saying bye instead of saying "see ya" i said "love ya" (fuck if i know where that came from) she immediately looked puzzled and said "yea see ya" and havent heard from her since then, opened my snap though

im just sad because we were tight but we both knew no relationship was going to come out of it and now it's gone but on the bright side she's not the only cool girl that has ever existed

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

no positive updates on my situation, guess that ship sailed hahah
she was over, when saying bye instead of saying "see ya" i said "love ya" (fuck if i know where that came from) she immediately looked puzzled and said "yea see ya" and havent heard from her since then, opened my snap though

im just sad because we were tight but we both knew no relationship was going to come out of it and now it's gone but on the bright side she's not the only cool girl that has ever existed

Hahaha, sorry but I LOLed.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahaha, sorry but I LOLed.

i don't blame you, if one of my friends told this story i'm 100% sure i would've laughed too

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

here's an update for you guys: i dropped the L bomb on a girl on accident

currently at hour 6 of being ghosted

Sorry to hear man.

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

here's an update for you guys: i dropped the L bomb on a girl on accident

currently at hour 6 of being ghosted

[MKSixer]

Question for the team:

Is it bad form to ask who the hot girl is in the picture NEXT to the account holder on a dating site?

Asking for a friend.