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      11-20-2018, 11:17 AM   #1761
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The big D is for Danyell right?

RIGHT????
Noooooo










It's Danielle
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Your girl is going to steal your girl with her giant dick??? and calls you "bro?"

I'm confused here.
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I'm hella confused.
fucking tell me about it guys, i was HELLA confused
i should've evaded this situation like capone evaded his taxes smh

and she is not my girl, let's make that very clear we fooled around a bit, i got disturbed and i dipped until break started and i became lonely and bored...

i REALLY need to figure out how to attract higher quality but equally as fun girls lmao
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      11-20-2018, 12:41 PM   #1763
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i REALLY need to figure out how to attract higher quality but equally as fun girls lmao
Let us know when you have that shit figured out. We would all like to know this.
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      11-20-2018, 01:32 PM   #1764
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It's Danielle
Didn't Doc spell it different above? Maybe I'm not close enough to use the pet spelling





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      11-20-2018, 01:39 PM   #1765
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Didn't Doc spell it different above? Maybe I'm not close enough to use the pet spelling





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it's Danyell, autocorrect was switching it to danielle but i fixed that mf
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      11-20-2018, 01:54 PM   #1766
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      11-20-2018, 02:04 PM   #1767
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Let us know when you have that shit figured out. We would all like to know this.
is it really an impossible mission?

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it's Danyell, autocorrect was switching it to danielle but i fixed that mf
you know its real when he puts in the time to correct the autocorrect mistake
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      11-20-2018, 02:09 PM   #1768
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is it really an impossible mission?


you know its real when he puts in the time to correct the autocorrect mistake
Haha right?


I turned off autocorrect a day after getting my phone. I hate that.
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      11-20-2018, 02:11 PM   #1769
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Didn't Doc spell it different above? Maybe I'm not close enough to use the pet spelling





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it's Danyell, autocorrect was switching it to danielle but i fixed that mf
Oh noooo, that's weird.
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      11-20-2018, 02:18 PM   #1770
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Haha right?


I turned off autocorrect a day after getting my phone. I hate that.
i turned mine off the day i got it along with all other spelling "correction" memes except the double tap for space, including auto capitalization


also on other news, "watch her actions not her words" is real boys: i was chatting with the cupcake girl last night and she mentioned how her mom cheated on his "scary outside but inside a teddy bear" dad and how she was pissed at her.
lets just say she cheated on her boyfriend and keep it at that... lowkey if she wasnt a blatant cheater i'd consider getting serious with her but yeah not trying to get my own ass burnt "if she did it with you, she'll do it to you"
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i turned mine off the day i got it along with all other spelling "correction" memes except the double tap for space, including auto capitalization


also on other news, "watch her actions not her words" is real boys: i was chatting with the cupcake girl last night and she mentioned how her mom cheated on his "scary outside but inside a teddy bear" dad and how she was pissed at her.
lets just say she cheated on her boyfriend and keep it at that... lowkey if she wasnt a blatant cheater i'd consider getting serious with her but yeah not trying to get my own ass burnt "if she did it with you, she'll do it to you"
Wait the mom cheated or the girl cheated? Maybe you need to turn them back on.
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Wait the mom cheated or the girl cheated? Maybe you need to turn them back on.
they both did, but the girl hates the mom for cheating is what i tried to say lol
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I don't think that's why the girl is angry at her mom...
as contradicting this is going to be, im only going with what she told me lol
what can it be tho?
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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.
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@Biorin bimmette

What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.
Tell your boyfriend 1 or 2 are preferred (it's not a big deal, but no one likes a fur burger, do they?)
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no one likes a fur burger, do they?
When my ex wife and I first got together, she was adorable, very attractive, 110 pounds, funny, intelligent and she came with the biggest panty hamster I had ever seen. She saw the look on my face when I came face to face with Minge-y and it never looked like that again. Thank goodness she could read my reaction and we didn't need to have the talk. I'm not a beat box master and have no intention of ever becoming one. General rule of thumb, if someone's mouth is going to be anywhere on your body, make DAMN sure it's hair free.
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Wait that isn't a pet name?

I thought you were misspelling it as a joke or to "conceal" her name...

Her name is Danyell?

Run.
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Doc ended the fantasy. What a mofo...

I pictured Danielle as this beautiful long-brown-haired classy girl...

Now Danyell is a bleach-blonde with pink hair ends and "let me speak to your manager" haircut, with a lizard tattoo on the right side of her face...
Seriously...The choo choo train is coming.
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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.
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What seems to be the female consensus around male pubes?

1- Shaved pubis/balls etc
2- Trimmed but not 100% shaved? (Perhaps trimmed pubis but shaved balls and shaft)
3- Natural full bush

Asking for a friend.
Tell your boyfriend 1 or 2 are preferred (it's not a big deal, but no one likes a fur burger, do they?)

Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?
Childlike is not a word that's come to my mind, but I suppose it looks a bit odd vs trimmed.
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Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?
Find a decent body hair trimmer and trim all of your body hair. Not completely shaved off, not too short but all one length. Keep the shaft and balls shaved clean, leave a little hair everywhere else.
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Thanks both of you.
I will make sure he is informed.

I figured it may be the same for us men, then? Not a big deal but sometimes too much hair is not cool... not much difference between full shaved and well trimmed...

May I ask a follow up question: is the hesitance in answering 1 because it sometimes may make it look like a child?
Find a decent body hair trimmer and trim all of your body hair. Not completely shaved off, not too short but all one length. Keep the shaft and balls shaved clean, leave a little hair everywhere else.
I hereby christen you the resident manscaper of BP.
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I hereby christen you the resident manscaper of BP.
My queen, I appreciate your recognition of talent but may I decline such a title?
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This is not the Ask a Girl Anything thread btw.
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