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      11-13-2018, 01:31 PM   #1629
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Most of my dinners are chicken. I need new veggies. Getting tired of potatoes, carrots & zucchini. Broccoli & beans mess w/my IBS. Aren't TV dinners just salt in a box?
Some of them definitely are salt in a box for sure.
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I'm a super tall 5' 8" & a super heavy 130ish lbs

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I'm 5'10 and 150, so not much different.
I'm a 6'0 and 470 so also not much different....





(That works right? Height is the most important, yes?)
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I'm a 6'0 and 470 so also not much different....





(That works right? Height is the most important, yes?)
Probably would for a lot of the women who put "don't talk to me unless you are 6ft+" in their online profiles. It usually mentions nothing about weight.
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Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?
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Don't body shame me you misogynistic pig!!

Besides, I prefer names like, "Tubbo" or "Tank".


Fine, fine...admittedly, if I were 470 lbs, my guess is I couldn't even sit in a chair at that point. Or reach the keyboard if I could find a chair that could handle that weight.

I'm actually 6'0 and around 185-195. Which means I do have a small potbelly. But I like to refer to it as my "dad bod". Makes me feel better.
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Am I a pedophile if I call my own body "dad bod"? I don't have children.
Not unless you also happen to find children attractive.

You are just grooming your body to be in stellar shape if you happen to become a dad. Foresight, planning and preparation - nothing wrong with that is there? One might even see these traits as being those of a wise man.

Not in your particular case of course, but one *might* see it that way in another person.
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Probably would for a lot of the women who put "don't talk to me unless you are 6ft+" in their online profiles. It usually mentions nothing about weight.
I'd fuck with them and reply back well I'm 5'2 but make 7 figures, which automatically makes me like 6'8.
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Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?


now u have to do DIY
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OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.
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OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.
Ahhh - so it wasn't Danielle after all. It was a guy named Dan and he yells does he?

Curiouser and curiouser.
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OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.
Find a way to videotape it
What happens with Danyell stays with Danyell. And she is all woman
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What happens with Danyell stays with Danyell. And she is all woman
Such a tease.
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      11-13-2018, 11:25 PM   #1643
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question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC
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question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC
According to this article it's the Volvo S40. Nearly 60% female buyers. Not what you meant, I know, but women are obviously attracted to this car and the other sh*tty 9 vehicles on the list.

https://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/...buyers.html/10
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question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC
Hmmm. That's a tough question. Probably kinda depends where you live. Here in Vancouver, BMWs are everywhere, including i8s so no one looks twice. I would say just any red, clean sports car, like a Porsche or Ferrari is what gets a girl's attention. But it's hilarious to me when a girl is attracted to a guy for his car which could be leased or belong to his Dad or whatever. I know millionaires and even a couple billionaires that drive basic cars.
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question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC
serious question, are you asking for a friend?
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question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC
If your car is attracting a woman, she is the wrong one, trust me.

For the record, I've never had a woman be interested because of my BMWs, and neither has my friend with his. That isn't why I bought them though. Any girl who likes a man based on anything car related is usually because she admires his passion for cars/working on his. At least that has been my experience.
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What happens with Danyell stays with Danyell. And she is all woman

so you gave her full check up.... hows the foot healing?
when is the next check up
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OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.
Night passes...update is....crickets. Why - do you have a job or something? Geez...

I'm going to update everyone on your behalf, because I feel that it likely went one of two ways mmmkay? And here's the kicker - both ways are ironically from the very same song:

Either it is Option A:
This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top



Or Option B:
Dressed me up in women's clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Line my eyes and call me pretty


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Maybe the full check up was exhausting and they are still asleep?
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