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11-07-2018, 07:49 AM | #1367 |
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You know, you basically have to invite all of BP to your upcoming nuptials then. Since we basically dragged you along, kicking and screaming, into this relationship.
Going to be a very expensive wedding for you, flying us all in. Especially me, since I'm from the great white north. On the flip side, the exchange rate at least works in your favour. Considerably. I'll keep an eye out for my wedding invitation. You owe my fellow Canuck Bimmette an invitation too. The two of us will be nice, I promise. Unlike Never Enough, whose probably going to try to put the hard sell on all of Danielle's bridesmaids (assuming they are attractive, of course). Rumour has it, he can be bought easily with one dinner from Ruth Chris. |
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i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.
after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early. a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant. she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story. after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol |
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I've run into a few prego women on POF over the years. Thankfully, it was known via their profile so I didn't even bother talking to them. However, if all it took was one skank to make you say online dating, as a whole, is bad then no bueno... |
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...it was all but a half hour. believe me i thought about just leavin.
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Great minds think alike.
Or alternatively, it just goes to show you how unified Canada is - from the west coast all the way to central Canada, we Canadians are of one mind. Which, specifically, is the expectation of an invitation to upstatedoc's upcoming wedding. Lest that was in any way unclear upstatedoc. I'd like my invitation to be in lavender please. Like the lavender scented paper. I recently bought some lavender scented soap for our dispensers and have developed a small liking for the smell. And I don't care what any of the rest of you think. |
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However, to play the devil's advocate here, as I often like to do, if you recall the exact sequence of events, while Never_Enough REQUESTED a order from Ruth Chris, he instead ended up with dinner from some other place (which I cannot remember). I do recall he requested two orders from this place though. The question is - had he gotten his original request of Ruth Chris, would the lego's still have been required as a closer? |
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nah, not to sound like a dick but i have many wimmin friends i could call on, she's special
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