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      11-07-2018, 06:46 AM   #1365
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is anyone participating in no nut november?
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      11-07-2018, 06:48 AM   #1366
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soooo danielle is working till 7, i'm going to pick her up and take her to the voting station then heading to Garage Taco for tacos and margaritas
Yea, you can stop updating us. Your tale is quite boring.
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      11-07-2018, 07:49 AM   #1367
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its a stupid idea to begin with imo, let a man nut if he wants to.
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      11-07-2018, 08:30 AM   #1368
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I'm falling for this woman
You know, you basically have to invite all of BP to your upcoming nuptials then. Since we basically dragged you along, kicking and screaming, into this relationship.

Going to be a very expensive wedding for you, flying us all in. Especially me, since I'm from the great white north. On the flip side, the exchange rate at least works in your favour. Considerably.

I'll keep an eye out for my wedding invitation. You owe my fellow Canuck Bimmette an invitation too.

The two of us will be nice, I promise. Unlike Never Enough, whose probably going to try to put the hard sell on all of Danielle's bridesmaids (assuming they are attractive, of course). Rumour has it, he can be bought easily with one dinner from Ruth Chris.
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      11-07-2018, 08:39 AM   #1369
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You know, you basically have to invite all of BP to your upcoming nuptials then. Since we basically dragged you along, kicking and screaming, into this relationship.

Going to be a very expensive wedding for you, flying us all in. Especially me, since I'm from the great white north. On the flip side, the exchange rate at least works in your favour. Considerably.

I'll keep an eye out for my wedding invitation. You owe my fellow Canuck Bimmette an invitation too.

The two of us will be nice, I promise. Unlike Never Enough, whose probably going to try to put the hard sell on all of Danielle's bridesmaids (assuming they are attractive, of course). Rumour has it, he can be bought easily with one dinner from Ruth Chris.
Yea, they will get the hard sell alright...
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      11-07-2018, 08:56 AM   #1370
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i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.

after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early.

a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant.

she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story.

after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol
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      11-07-2018, 09:04 AM   #1371
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i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.

after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early.

a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant.

she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story.

after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol
Wow, I would have rolled out & not done the date. I DEFINITELY would NOT have paid for her shit.

I've run into a few prego women on POF over the years. Thankfully, it was known via their profile so I didn't even bother talking to them.

However, if all it took was one skank to make you say online dating, as a whole, is bad then no bueno...
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      11-07-2018, 09:05 AM   #1372
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Wow, I would have rolled out & not done the date. I DEFINITELY would NOT have paid for her shit.

I've run into a few prego women on POF over the years. Thankfully, it was known via their profile so I didn't even bother talking to them.
...it was all but a half hour. believe me i thought about just leavin.
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      11-07-2018, 09:06 AM   #1373
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i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.

after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early.

a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant.

she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story.

after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol
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      11-07-2018, 09:19 AM   #1374
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...it was all but a half hour. believe me i thought about just leavin.
Time is the 1 thing we cannot get back, though.
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      11-07-2018, 09:20 AM   #1375
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I'm falling for this woman
You know, you basically have to invite all of BP to your upcoming nuptials then. Since we basically dragged you along, kicking and screaming, into this relationship.

Going to be a very expensive wedding for you, flying us all in. Especially me, since I'm from the great white north. On the flip side, the exchange rate at least works in your favour. Considerably.

I'll keep an eye out for my wedding invitation. You owe my fellow Canuck Bimmette an invitation too.

The two of us will be nice, I promise. Unlike Never Enough, whose probably going to try to put the hard sell on all of Danielle's bridesmaids (assuming they are attractive, of course). Rumour has it, he can be bought easily with one dinner from Ruth Chris.
Haha, I was totally thinking the same thing!
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Haha, I was totally thinking the same thing!
Great minds think alike.

Or alternatively, it just goes to show you how unified Canada is - from the west coast all the way to central Canada, we Canadians are of one mind. Which, specifically, is the expectation of an invitation to upstatedoc's upcoming wedding. Lest that was in any way unclear upstatedoc.

I'd like my invitation to be in lavender please. Like the lavender scented paper. I recently bought some lavender scented soap for our dispensers and have developed a small liking for the smell. And I don't care what any of the rest of you think.
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      11-07-2018, 09:51 AM   #1377
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Rumour has it, he can be bought easily with one dinner from Ruth Chris.
Not so fast sir, don't forget that lego's were the closer in this deal.
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Haha, I was totally thinking the same thing!
Great minds think alike.

Or alternatively, it just goes to show you how unified Canada is - from the west coast all the way to central Canada, we Canadians are of one mind. Which, specifically, is the expectation of an invitation to upstatedoc's upcoming wedding. Lest that was in any way unclear upstatedoc.

I'd like my invitation to be in lavender please. Like the lavender scented paper. I recently bought some lavender scented soap for our dispensers and have developed a small liking for the smell. And I don't care what any of the rest of you think.
I'm one of those people who doesn't like strong scents but I also love lavender, so that works for my invitation too!
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Not so fast sir, don't forget that lego's were the closer in this deal.
Oh, good point - I forgot about that. You are right, most certainly.

However, to play the devil's advocate here, as I often like to do, if you recall the exact sequence of events, while Never_Enough REQUESTED a order from Ruth Chris, he instead ended up with dinner from some other place (which I cannot remember). I do recall he requested two orders from this place though.

The question is - had he gotten his original request of Ruth Chris, would the lego's still have been required as a closer?
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or just lonely?
nah, not to sound like a dick but i have many wimmin friends i could call on, she's special
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nah, not to sound like a dick but i have many wimmin friends i could call on, she's special
weird flex but ok
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nah, not to sound like a dick but i have many wimmin friends i could call on, she's special
This from the guy that said he won't mess with a woman if he is not sure if she is seeing anyone...

I'm calling bs.

Why is she special?
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Oh, good point - I forgot about that. You are right, most certainly.

However, to play the devil's advocate here, as I often like to do, if you recall the exact sequence of events, while Never_Enough REQUESTED a order from Ruth Chris, he instead ended up with dinner from some other place (which I cannot remember). I do recall he requested two orders from this place though.

The question is - had he gotten his original request of Ruth Chris, would the lego's still have been required as a closer?
Texas Roadhouse PLUS I also got a bottle of vodka & a bottle of whiskey so it evened out & I came out way ahead.

I had the Lego $ in the bag regardless.
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Great minds think alike.

Or alternatively, it just goes to show you how unified Canada is - from the west coast all the way to central Canada, we Canadians are of one mind. Which, specifically, is the expectation of an invitation to upstatedoc's upcoming wedding. Lest that was in any way unclear upstatedoc.

I'd like my invitation to be in lavender please. Like the lavender scented paper. I recently bought some lavender scented soap for our dispensers and have developed a small liking for the smell. And I don't care what any of the rest of you think.
I'm just over here smelling my own farts today
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This from the guy that said he won't mess with a woman if he is not sure if she is seeing anyone...

I'm calling bs.

Why is she special?
good call...
why is danielle fallable-for?
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You can't sound like a dick no matter what...



What's weird flex mean lol
Everyone CAN sound like a dick, sir.
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