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      10-21-2021, 12:17 PM   #11287
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I know you guys are going to miss me. So here is a picture of our new Rottweiler puppy, Mr. Tank. He’s going for a play date. Dang dog gets more play dates than I do!
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And we are about the same age. Can you share?
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      10-21-2021, 12:39 PM   #11288
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"Our" ?

And we are about the same age. Can you share?
You’re just going to have to go back and read. I can’t keep everyone up-to-date.
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      10-21-2021, 12:43 PM   #11289
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This is officially where captain abandons ship. I don't even like coming in here anymore. I get a little more repulsed with each passing day. This shit is worse than Facebook.
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      10-21-2021, 01:18 PM   #11290
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This is officially where captain abandons ship. I don't even like coming in here anymore. I get a little more repulsed with each passing day. This shit is worse than Facebook.
Someone had to shake things up around here. Sara’s some ole, same ole was getting, well it was getting old!
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      10-21-2021, 02:22 PM   #11291
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Ok, I gotta admit, little curious - so this female friend was a firefighter and she got a shotgun in the mouth by the dude and still married him? And they're happy? Tell more.



Muhahaha, wait, are you saying you are as bi as these "girlfriends" of yours??

Hold up, wait...now I don't want to be racist and all, but you said "Omar". Now that could definitely be middle eastern - please tell me "Omar" was one of these "rebels" that you were "keeping an eye on" with your Israeli Defense Force friend with the blue eyes that moved in with you. Please. You captured him right? Singlehandedly?
I’m not really sure. I don’t really know anymore than that. They weren’t close friends. I just know that they are still together.

No, not bi. I’ll tell you about my backdoor date when I have more time.

So Omar, I never thought about where she got that name. But, that makes perfect sense. So, the first time GF #1 and I hooked up, we were in bed under the covers. She felt down there, pulled the covers back, looked at it and went, “Oh my!”. Then she said, “oh my, my marvelous cock”. She said, “I’m going to call it Omar”. I said, well, it not yours, that’s mine”. She looked at me and she said, “oh no honey, after tonight, that is mine and don’t you ever forget that”. I’m thinking WTF! I said, “I don’t know why you’re naming it. It’s not that big of a deal”. She said, “no it’s not big. But, it sure is nice looking”. Then I said, “aren’t they all kinda the same”? After that all I heard was gagging and spitting for the next hour!
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      10-21-2021, 02:32 PM   #11292
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Good advice! I second this. We'll place them on a 72-hour 5150 hold and hope they seek help following release. If the person meets the criteria of being a danger to themselves, a danger to others or gravely disabled, we can force the hold. It sucks though, because law enforcement interaction isn't what people considering suicide need……but we are tasked to deal with those situations anyway.
That is why just lumping everything under the slogan of "defund" the police was such a bad idea. I think it was Houston's chief that said it correctly. You average officer isnt equipped to handle every situation, we should be dedicating funding in our police forces to other disciplines to work in tandem. Like how police show up to a fire to secure the scene, direct traffic, etc. There should be mental health experts in the department that go on-scene with an officer (who is there as a contingency, obviously things CAN get dangerous, especially with domestics).

But we work within the system we have, and the safest thing for YOU is to call for the welfare check. You have done your duty and, if they are lying, the police showing up and the threat of being put on a psych hold should prevent them from using that lie again.
We actually have that. It's called our Mental Evaluation Team (M.E.T.). It consists of a deputy and a psychologist who respond to certain mental crisis calls in the field. Most progressive departments have something similar.
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      10-21-2021, 05:08 PM   #11293
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Muhahaha, wait, are you saying you are as bi as these "girlfriends" of yours??
Ok, I have a break between debauchery and training. So, let me explain the back door date. I have to keep this relevant, you know. So, GF #3 is the quiet one. She works, goes to college. She participates in the fun, once in a while. It seems to be a cycle thing with her. Which means, I probably have to be very careful about getting her prego. That’s the last thing I want at my age. Anyway, this was a real shock to me, coming form her. The other day, she’s like, “you know, when you back door GF # 1, it is such a turn on for me. Would you do that to me”? I’m like, “ok, but we should probably ease into that.” Pun not intended. But, it was funny! She’s like, “ok, whatever you think is best”. I’m like, “ok.” So, we’ll see. I’ll probably have to wait till she’s horny again.
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Well, it’s been a good run.

Thanks for all the advice, guys. I hope it works for my current guy. 8 weeks now! Go us If not, I don’t plan on revisiting this thread. It’s taken a turn for the worse and I can’t bring myself to waste my spare time on this anymore.
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Typical woman, finds a guy and dumps everyone else! It was ok, when it was all about her!
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      10-21-2021, 07:08 PM   #11296
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It’s funny how some people are so butt chapped about what I have to say. Yet, I’m getting PMs from others who love what I have to say. Don’t take anything personal. Just roll with it and have fun!
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Some people just like to watch the world burn. And only one member here will truly understand that which is hidden behind this statement.
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Some people just like to watch the world burn. And only one member here will truly understand that which is hidden behind this statement.
We use a good organic lube. No burning us or the environment!
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      10-22-2021, 12:49 AM   #11299
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Someone had to shake things up around here. Sara’s some ole, same ole was getting, well it was getting old!
No. No one needed to shake up anything. This thread also doesn't revolve around Sara. No offense Sara. To me, it just sounds like you need an excuse to humble brag. Whatever though. You do what you need to.


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If I'm not the member you are referring to, make that two members. But if you are positive that it's just one member, then I must be the one.
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No. No one needed to shake up anything. This thread also doesn't revolve around Sara. No offense Sara. To me, it just sounds like you need an excuse to humble brag. Whatever though. You do what you need to.




If I'm not the member you are referring to, make that two members. But if you are positive that it's just one member, then I must be the one.
No, I don’t need to brag. What happened was, people got their panties twisted up right from the get go. I thought to myself, if they wanna play it like that, I can really twist some panties up! So, I just went with it. Ive just touched on the tip of the ice berg, as far as my life stories go. I haven’t even talked about where I grew up and my experiences there.
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I’m not sure what that means.
That means, I second your statement.
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That means, I second your statement.
She’ll be back. She won’t be able to stay away.
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But yet, your here, reading it and taking the time to reply! And, I beg to differ. There are people PMing me, wanting to know more. I’ll provide them with more.
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