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      10-20-2021, 09:24 AM   #11221
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Princess was more in reference to how you should be treated. Your Italian blood is too sassy to be peachy and Disney princess like.

Hard to see the good in people these days, I get it, right there with you. But it's why we all fawn over you in the meantime. We know a diamond when we see one.
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You are a kiss ass! Damn, you sound like you're trying to get some....
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I just call it like I see it, Tesoro mio. Just call it like I see it.
Oh get a room already!

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I drew attention to this as well, from the start. We got a picture of a hand on the wheel of a Rolls after.
The classic Instaflex. I can do better than hands though, I could provide pictures of me inside and even videos driving all kinds of exotics. Im just lucky enough to have some rich ass friends.

Im betting this is another porsche959 type thing, at best those are daddys cars. (if even that, did that porsche959 kid even show daddys car? All I remember was this supposed rich kid doing ghetto ass mods using hand tools IN THE STREET like an apartment dweller).
Come to think of it, didn't he post the same Rotty-by-the-pool photo twice in an attempt to flex? He never substantiated any of the claims either (…not that he has to, but if he's going to take the time to type a lengthy diatribe that is probably part truth and part fictional James Bond novel, then why not?!?). No pro dirt bike photos, no car photos, etc. He uses the story of a debonaire mercenary for hire to substantiate his claim of endless riches - and makes no mention of pro motocross - only then to state that riding motocross is how he earned his money. So what's with the sniper story?!??
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      10-20-2021, 09:28 AM   #11223
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The difference being I'll tell you upfront I'm a wicked witch, a princess pretends and tries to hide the witch inside.

No peachy princess screen name for me.
I like this because at least I know what I'm getting into.
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Come to think of it, didn't he post the same Rotty-by-the-pool photo twice in an attempt to flex? He never substantiated any of the claims either (…not that he has to, but if he's going to take the time to type a lengthy diatribe that is probably part truth and part fictional James Bond novel, then why not?!?). No pro dirt bike photos, no car photos, etc. He uses the story of a debonaire mercenary for hire to substantiate his claim of endless riches - and makes no mention of pro motocross - only then to state that riding motocross is how he earned his money. So what's with the sniper story?!??
The Rotty by the pool is a favoured pic of his to use it appears.

He also uses it as his profile pic on another forum he is on, did a few searches on him a month ago. Goes by Canyon 701SM on that forum.

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Princess was more in reference to how you should be treated. Your Italian blood is too sassy to be peachy and Disney princess like.

Hard to see the good in people these days, I get it, right there with you. But it's why we all fawn over you in the meantime. We know a diamond when we see one.
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You are a kiss ass! Damn, you sound like you're trying to get some....
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I just call it like I see it, Tesoro mio. Just call it like I see it.
Oh get a room already!

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Cmyx6go: "I hate people. Go away you creep."

Shoei: (Becomes Smeagol / Gollum from Lord of the Rings) - "But...my precious, my treasure...it is only you"
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Come to think of it, didn't he post the same Rotty-by-the-pool photo twice in an attempt to flex? He never substantiated any of the claims either (…not that he has to, but if he's going to take the time to type a lengthy diatribe that is probably part truth and part fictional James Bond novel, then why not?!?). No pro dirt bike photos, no car photos, etc. He uses the story of a debonaire mercenary for hire to substantiate his claim of endless riches - and makes no mention of pro motocross - only then to state that riding motocross is how he earned his money. So what's with the sniper story?!??
The Rotty by the pool is a favoured pic of his to use it appears.

He also uses it as his profile pic on another forum he is on, did a few searches on him a month ago. Goes by Canyon 701SM on that forum.

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Nice detective work, Sir!
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I'm going to take this to mean that you consider me to be a gentleman since that is a related term of a knight.

I'm a scholar too. Just FYI.

A gentleman and a scholar.
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Nice detective work, Sir!
It never ceases to surprise me the amount of information people willingly or unconsciously give out online. Once you put the little tidbits together, it is also surprising what you can find.
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Since when did pro motocross go to the Israel/Jordan border and use a ".50cal BMG"...? That's some Mad Max type of shit.
You guys are unbelievable! I’m 56 years old. I’ve done a lot more in my life than race motorcycles.
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      10-20-2021, 10:21 AM   #11230
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You guys are unbelievable! I’m 56 years old. I’ve done a lot more in my life than race motorcycles.
Honestly, if any of this was true then its actually more pathetic than if you were just some 16 year old coopting someone elses life.

The idea that youre a 56 year old guy who was an elite sniper who sex-charmed tangos in Jordan but then came back to be a pro motorcross racer and now are a multi-millionaire who is balls deep in multiple 20-somethings and yet youre still rocking a 10 year old 3 series and writing WALLS of text to justify/impress on a forum is, frankly, sad as fuck.

Youre either a stolen ladder or just a pathetic old dude.
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Show me where I haven’t been a pleasure. And, I’ve posted pictures of one of my motorcycles and at least three of my cars. And even a watch while I was in the car to prove, it’s me. Here’s the same watch in my new Defender. You guys seriously have way too much time on your hands. I’m not surprised why most of you are single and are here learning about dating. And, I don’t want everyone knowing exactly who I am, there’s to many creeps out there. So, you won’t be getting any more than this. Please excuse the upside down picture.
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I'm going to take this to mean that you consider me to be a gentleman since that is a related term of a knight.

I'm a scholar too. Just FYI.

A gentleman and a scholar.
I don't think gentlemanly or scholarly are two words I would use to describe you.

Dramatic and bi-polar, yes. Gentlemanly, most definitely not lol
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Show me where I haven’t been a pleasure. And, I’ve posted pictures of one of my motorcycles and at least three of my cars. And even a watch while I was in the car to prove, it’s me. Here’s the same watch in my new Defender. You guys seriously have way too much time on your hands. I’m not surprised why most of you are single and are here learning about dating. And, I don’t want everyone knowing exactly who I am, there’s to many creeps out there. So, you won’t be getting any more than this. Please excuse the upside down picture.
100% did not think it would be the index finger that was extended in that pic. Little disappointed honestly.

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I don't think gentlemanly or scholarly are two words I would use to describe you.

Dramatic and bi-polar, yes. Gentlemanly, most definitely not lol
Well....clearly you haven't spent enough time thinking about me then if *those* are the two words you came up with!

And here I thought I was living rent free in your head. Right next to ASBSECU E93 actually. Neighbours if you will.
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100% did not think it would be the index finger that was extended in that pic. Little disappointed honestly.



Well....clearly you haven't spent enough time thinking about me then if *those* are the two words you came up with!

And here I thought I was living rent free in your head. Right next to ASBSECU E93 actually. Neighbours if you will.
I thought about that. But, contrary to popular belief, I am a good person. I’m not here to make people mad at me. That stuff can be saved for the race track. At least it wasn’t my pinky sticking out!
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The Rotty by the pool is a favoured pic of his to use it appears.

He also uses it as his profile pic on another forum he is on, did a few searches on him a month ago. Goes by Canyon 701SM on that forum.

Linky:
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Sir, I am impressed. Well done.
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Honestly, if any of this was true then its actually more pathetic than if you were just some 16 year old coopting someone elses life.

The idea that youre a 56 year old guy who was an elite sniper who sex-charmed tangos in Jordan but then came back to be a pro motorcross racer and now are a multi-millionaire who is balls deep in multiple 20-somethings and yet youre still rocking a 10 year old 3 series and writing WALLS of text to justify/impress on a forum is, frankly, sad as fuck.

Youre either a stolen ladder or just a pathetic old dude.
I’m pretty sure I explained the BMW, if you look many pages back. The BMW has it’s purpose. I originally came here to learn more about it. And it’s one of many cars that I own. And, who are you to judge my life or what I do? I woke up with two naked girls this morning, I don’t have to go slave at a job and as soon as it warms up, I’ll go hit the canyons on my Supermoto. And, that’s only half the day. And stop posting while you’re at work. You’re wasting time and someone’s money. Get back to work! I think I’ll remain, “sad as fuck”. As long as that’s ok with you.

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Ho.lee.fuck

It all makes sense now!
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I’m pretty sure I explained the BMW, if you look many pages back. The BMW has it’s purpose. I originally came here to learn more about it. And it’s one of many cars that I own. And, who are you to judge my life or what I do? I woke up with two naked girls this morning, I don’t have to go slave at a job and as soon as it warms up, I’ll go hit the canyons on my Supermoto. And, that’s only half the day. And stop posting while you’re at work. You’re wasting time and someone’s money. Get back to work! I think I’ll remain, “sad as fuck”. As long as that’s ok with you.
You "my watch and my range" picture is even more pathetic. Honestly like said, if all of this shit is true your ego must be a withered husk. I also like the "Im being secretive because of creeps" but here is my entire backstory, house, car collection and a story about how my girlfriend likes my new prostitute.

Im maybe upper middle and you all could say I live in a trailer in western Kansas for all I care, youre just words on a screen for entertainment during boring meetings (well, OT, I do show and tell on the other forums). But you, the effort you have put into impressing us, its pathetic. You might be a 56 year james bond baller but you have the fragile ego and intellectual maturity of a 14 year old, it certainty doesnt make me envy you.

All the real ballers Ive known are low key as hell and dont floss shit. Ive met them through racing/business and you can only tell by their rigs or when you eventually get invited to hang at their house. They sure as hell arent flexing for the gram. Youre more like that Hard Rock Nick guy.

But hey, youre my meeting entertainment, so keep on keeping on.

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You "my watch and my range" picture is even more pathetic. Honestly like said, if all of this shit is true your ego must be a withered husk.

Im maybe upper middle and you all could say I live in a trailer in western kansas for all I care, youre just words on a screen for entertainment during boring meetings (well, OT, I do show and tell on the other forums). But you, the effort you have put into impressing us, its pathetic.

You might be a 56 year james bond baller but you have the fragile ego and intellectual maturity of a 14 year old, it certainty doesnt make me envy you.
The only reason I’ve posted anything is because people don’t believe and have asked for pictures. And thank you very much. But, I’ll remain pathetic! You do you and I’ll do me. I hope that’s OK with you, without getting your panties in a jam!
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LOL that life story wall of text you posted back, you are fucking INVESTED in us. I love it actually, its fun.
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