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The "lie" topic personally got way overblown. EVERYBODY lies. Everybody. But there's a big difference between bold faced lies and little white lies.
Sedan pulls someone over for speeding. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Perp - "no officer, I have no clue." Like he didn't know he was doing 65 in a 45 or did a Cali roll through a stop sign. Sedan's woman - "babe, do you think this outfit makes me look fat?" Sedan's got two options here. Tell me which one he's going with. 1. "Babe, maybe you shouldn't have had that funnel cake at Disneyland the other day." 2. "Babe. Why you fishing for compliments? You know your body is banging." Could she have put on weight? Maybe. But he's not stupid enough to admit it if she has. Doesn't matter if he cares or doesn't care, he doesn't want to sleep on the couch. You don't think she doesn't know if her pants fit a little more snug? Of course she does. Big difference than being say Usher and lying about STD's to take some woman to bed vs telling your significant other she still looks sexy after they've put on love pounds. As for the lying about profession is considered rape or whatever asinine comment that was made? Do you know how many athletes or even wealthy individuals do not disclose what they do for a living right off the bat? Not until they get to know somebody first? Same goes for successful women or women with a large net portfolio. Is it lying? Sure, if you look at the world only in black and white. But it wasn't done maliciously. If you are a hit man, you gonna tell every person you take on a date you're a fucking hit man?! Now, if you're on unemployment or say you're a stripper but tell people you're an attorney, a CEO, a former Olympian, whatever, is it still rape? Good luck getting that tried in a court of law. And before the white knights have a field day, I'm certainly not condoning such behavior, just pointing out how stupid the reference is. And if you read that last paragraph only from a male perspective, that's on you. Women can be an attorney, CEOs or former olympians. |
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I'm shopping for 2 items: A purse for the mrs. And a card holder for myself. I have an LV wallet but I'm thinking I want something even more compact since I really only use 2 credit cards and my photo ID. Rarely have much cash on me.
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https://www.ferragamo.com/shop/us/en...ival-351322--1 You want something like that. They have one with just two credit card slots and a slot for a drivers license. Not flashy but good quality leather and will last awhile. Poke around the brands you like to see if they have something similar. As for your Mrs, without knowing your financial state or how much you love your wife (lol, just kidding) for ultimate bragging rights, it has to be a Birkin bag. Followed by Channel then LV. In that order. But understand, Birkin is like her holding at minimum a 3 series on her arm. They go all the way up to holding a Bentley in her arms as well. |
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This just reminds me of the quote from Scrubs: "if a white girl asks you if her butt looks big, the answer is no. If a black girl asks you say "hell yeah it does!""
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The world we live in gets duller by the second as all joy gets sucked out. Feel like OT sections like this are the final frontiers of political incorrectness.
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Now you’re just being stupid. Of course everyone lies. This may be a sunrise to you, but there many people who tell few lies. There’s a big difference between telling little lies and lying to get laid. Which again is super creepy and douche baggish.
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He's an internet warrior. I know his type. He's the guy you see at a car meet who's completely reticent in person, but who talks big on the internet. There's absolutely no reason for his antagonistic energy, but he feels eager to be mouthy every single response.
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Well said onesie
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I haven’t said anything wrong. Anyone who is so pathetic, to lie in order to get laid is a creepy douche bag! Don’t blame me if some of you guys fit the bill. I have a family member who’s life was almost ruined by one of these creepy douche bags. He ended up getting a good beating, which he deserved!
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It's expected these days to date around and keep your options open by going out with multiple people at the same time, but you just don't ever fucking mention it to the other person. Though, I've been on six dates with this one girl and after the first night spent together, we've agreed to be sexually exclusive just to keep things safe and worry-free. Not gonna breach that agreement myself, but she and I are technically free to still go on dates with others. Now, I don't know what the heck I'm doing because - and I have told her so - my dating history consists purely of one-night stands so this is already a very serious relationships in my books. But, it's been going well so far between us two.
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For me it's the attitude, not the size. Lazy fat person; hard pass. Larger lady who actually has the drive to get up and do stuff; sure. All other things being equal I'd choose a bit big over a bit thin, but beggars can't be choosers.
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I’m into fitness women, with nice racks. There’s nothing like a woman in good shape.
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Pro-tip to the ladies. Stop this. Stop telling men that we are the best sex you've ever had. Even if it is, it still sounds like a lie and we don't believe you. You can say things like "That was amazing", "I needed that", "That was amazing but still nothing compared to that Jody guy." Another favorite of mine is when women are trying extra hard to get your attention and say things like, "You couldn't handle this." I always think to myself "No, I can't handle you laying there? I bet you lay there better than all the other women on this planet." Sometimes I also think to myself "I can't handle her? Why? Is her neck so robust that I can't my hands around it?" If that is indeed the case, she's right! I can't and won't handle any woman who's neck to my hand ratio is off. I don't date body builders. Quote:
Based off what I know of Sedan and the things that you have posted on here...I'm going to bat for Sedan and say that your comment has absolutely no validity whatsoever. Thanks for that Dad! I lie daily. Why? Because I'm human and paradoxically this makes me honest. Sometimes, people don't need to be told that their ideas are shit or that their efforts fell short of the mark. I lie the same reason most people do, in order to protect feelings and keep people's integrity in check. In my personal life, I live by "Hurt my feelings with the truth before sparing emotions with a lie", but in business; especially when leading a group, this doesn't work. As much of an ass as I am on here toward certain people, I also understand the dynamics of human interaction....I've also always been in some form of leadership, supervisory and management role. Being 100% forthcoming in those roles will get you nowhere fast! My favorite response was always - "You want me to be honest? Poke in me eye and ask me again." Quote:
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