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      08-12-2021, 02:57 AM   #10143
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      08-12-2021, 04:43 AM   #10146
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If he did that you'd have certain people saying it's douchey. He can't win this fight.
Maybe not however he doesn't have to jump into the forum with piss and vinegar mixing it up with people who have been here over a decade.

I'm still waiting for my answer on what professional sport he engages in. I asked the question in a sincere manner. If I missed it I apologize but it seems a bit odd.

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      08-12-2021, 08:27 AM   #10149
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Am I allowed to post X rated stuff here? Somehow, I don’t think so.
No, but that's a simple fix. Gather the girls together (in their new bikinis that the one gf was shopping for) at the pool with the puppy. Have one of them hold a piece of paper up that says your screen name "Cyn-BMW" and today's date.

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      08-12-2021, 09:06 AM   #10150
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The last few pages of this thread sure did take an interesting turn. Did everyone load up on Nugenix or something?
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Busy banging 3 chicks at the same time with the puppy watching.
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that was funny but someone else is MIA
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      08-12-2021, 10:44 AM   #10154
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If he did that you'd have certain people saying it's douchey. He can't win this fight.
Maybe not however he doesn't have to jump into the forum with piss and vinegar mixing it up with people who have been here over a decade.

I'm still waiting for my answer on what professional sport he engages in. I asked the question in a sincere manner. If I missed it I apologize but it seems a bit odd.

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I was curious about that as well. When he mentioned it yesterday I found the claim interesting, but failed to ask the follow up questions. I would like to see photos of him engaged in sport. If he is pro at anything, photos should be easy to produce.

Things are good with me bro. I've got 3 days of field evaluations for my Drug Recognition Expert (..D.R.E.) certification beginning today, so I'll be dealing with the crack addicts and meth heads all day today, tomorrow and Saturday. It's a break from working the beat though, so I guess I should be thankful for that.

In dating news, things are going well with hottie attorney. We're going on some sunset gondola ride next weekend and seeing Hamilton on 9/18/21. I have an interesting story about running into her ex (…who was coincidentally with one of my exes) and another chick I had history with last weekend when her and I went dancing. Talk about awkward.
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I just wanna know how old the puppy is and his name. I would also like to see other pics of the house. You've got to have a nice spread to go with that pool.
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Maybe not however he doesn't have to jump into the forum with piss and vinegar mixing it up with people who have been here over a decade.

I'm still waiting for my answer on what professional sport he engages in. I asked the question in a sincere manner. If I missed it I apologize but it seems a bit odd.

How have you been?
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      08-12-2021, 11:21 AM   #10157
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I do recall him sharing it was the 500cc class in prior posts. This video sparks my memory. Although this is from 1985… are you still competing?
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So the story…..


….I decided to leave work early last Saturday and take hottie attorney out for a night of dancing. She was looking stellar when I arrived at her place. I was eager to get the night started so I could eventually get her back home for a sensational night cap.

We arrived at the local dive bar known for dancing in this particular beach city. As the night progressed, we both ventured to the restroom. We enter our respective restrooms, but being the guy we always finish first. As soon as I exited the restroom I saw a girl that I used to have relations with; let's call her "Mary." Mary looked at me and I was a deer in headlights…..not because of anything shady, but because I just hate running into past women when I'm with a new one. She was in my path of travel so there was no avoiding her and hottie attorney was still in the restroom. I figured I had two minutes max to dispose of Mary. Mary taps me on the chest, obviously inebriated, and gave me the, "I know you, but I'm so drunk that I'm having a hard time remembering your name" type of look. She asks me my name and I replied, "Johnny!!" She replies, "Johnnnnnnnnnyyyyy. Riiiiiiiiight!"….in that drunken monotone voice. I make a b-line back to the bathroom in an attempt to ditch her, hoping she'll be gone when I exit again, but no such luck. I exited the bathroom to find hottie attorney waiting for me. I grab her hand in front of Mary and walk off. Mary spent the rest of the evening watching us from across the bar or dancing oddly close to us to ensure her presence was known. Awkward!!!!!


…and the night continues on….


….I'm dancing with hottie attorney, enjoying my ridiculously sweet alcoholic beverages and just enjoying seeing people out having a good time. The end of the night is upon us and the lights turn on. My date needed to use the restroom again before we were going to head out to shoot pool at a neighboring venue. As we leave the restroom area we see a couple standing in our path of travel…….and the attorney says, "OMG! That's the Haitian guy I used to date….the one I told you about." Great! Now he's in our path of travel and he sees her with me. She introduces me to him, we shake hands, but it's obvious he's still into hottie attorney despite having a woman with him. Might I add that the dude was HUGE. I mean, I'm a pretty buff/conditioned guy, but he was twice my size and notably on the juice; I know the look having been in the body building scene for 16 years……but I digress. Back to the woman he was with (…we'll call her "Cindy")…..

….she turns around and looks at us and I immediately think, "Shit! It's fucking Cindy!" …Now, Cindy is intoxicated as well, and while the Haitian is shaking my date's hand in that "don't want to let you go" fashion, Cindy looks at me with a cocked eye giving me the same look that Mary gave me. We chat for a few seconds and now I'm really ready to get the hell out of there. Two of my ex conquests and one of her exes was just too much for one night…..in the same place.

As we exit the dive bar to walk to the neighboring venue, we run into Mary, who….again, is in our direct path of travel. There was no avoiding her this time. She looks at me and the attorney, so I introduce them. They shake hands, but I hurriedly…..promptly…..left before any conversation could start. Ughhhh!!

So, after we leave the second venue and are walking back to the car, who do we see again?!? The damn Haitian!!!…..waiting outside the dive bar [presumably for an Uber] with Cindy laying on the ground next to him like a drunkard. He waved at us like he was in a pageant, but he looked straight through me and was focused on hottie attorney. He later sends her an Instagram request, but she hasn't added him. I don't think she will as she seems to be 1 & 1/2 feet into this thing her and I have going on and adding him will piss me off. On my end, Mary sent me 6 texts messages ranging from, "Who is that girl you're with?" to "Are you with an escort Sedan?!?" ……absolutely ridiculous. I immediately deleted Mary AND Cindy's phone numbers out of my phone and deleted Mary off of my Instagram. In fact, I cleaned out my Instagram and phone contact database entirely. What an awkward night. I will say that putting the face-to-name of the guy she dated before me had me feeling some type of way, knowing they were intimate and all. I dunno, it's silly and I'll get over it, but I was bothered by it a bit that night and a few days afterward despite the fact that hottie attorney doesn't know that Mary and Cindy were involved with me many years ago.


edit: My post was long and I left out some details in an attempt to truncate the length, but you get the gist of the situation.
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I do recall him sharing it was the 500cc class in prior posts. This video sparks my memory. Although this is from 1985… are you still competing?
Yes, I do Supermoto now. Between the house and the beach there are hundreds of miles of canyon roads to practice on. This is my practice bike. Which, I think I also posted in a motorcycle thread.
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I can't believe I read all of that! Good story!
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      08-12-2021, 12:09 PM   #10161
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Great story, and have been in identical situations before, but only w/1 ex involved, not technically 3.

I'm 6'3 & 205ish, and had the same situation before w/a girl's ex who was huge (6'5 240+ muscle) and I later found out was a semi-pro MMA fighter at the time. Man was that fun. Tiny ass girl made him feel like an ass, and he bought me whiskey's the rest of the night lol
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Here’s what I’ll do, to prove to you guys. Once in a while I’ll post a picture with my favorite watch. I just took this one. Not bad for an old motocrosser?

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I have no idea why that turned upside down. It’s right side up in my photo library.
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I’ll try again.
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