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      07-22-2019, 11:33 AM   #3895
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i just realized your handle spells "see my X6 go"

anyway - went on a date with a girl from school on saturday. the girl from the post above is my age, the older lady is a fling

so for the most part you didn't miss much since then i basically met a nice person that also happens to be very interested in me she's also hot and cute at the same time which results in an internal shitstorm

Now_Rudi knows this VERY well (i really owe you a brewery at this point a six pack won't cut it)
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      07-22-2019, 11:39 AM   #3896
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i just realized your handle spells "see my X6 go"

anyway - went on a date with a girl from school on saturday. the girl from the post above is my age, the older lady is a fling

so for the most part you didn't miss much since then i basically met a nice person that also happens to be very interested in me she's also hot and cute at the same time which results in an internal shitstorm

Now_Rudi knows this VERY well (i really owe you a brewery at this point a six pack won't cut it)
You owe me nothing good sir. Just enjoy your youth and the experiences, it goes by quickly. Years from now, you'll be giving advice to younger lads as well. Just pay it forward.
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      07-22-2019, 12:42 PM   #3898
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i just realized your handle spells "see my X6 go"

anyway - went on a date with a girl from school on saturday. the girl from the post above is my age, the older lady is a fling

so for the most part you didn't miss much since then i basically met a nice person that also happens to be very interested in me she's also hot and cute at the same time which results in an internal shitstorm

Now_Rudi knows this VERY well (i really owe you a brewery at this point a six pack won't cut it)
Seriously Not too quick on the uptake, huh? Do you have a new appreciation for me now that I'm not random initials and numbers.
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i just realized your handle spells "see my X6 go"

anyway - went on a date with a girl from school on saturday. the girl from the post above is my age, the older lady is a fling

so for the most part you didn't miss much since then i basically met a nice person that also happens to be very interested in me she's also hot and cute at the same time which results in an internal shitstorm

Now_Rudi knows this VERY well (i really owe you a brewery at this point a six pack won't cut it)
Seriously Not too quick on the uptake, huh? Do you have a new appreciation for me now that I'm not random initials and numbers.
oh yeah, i think i'm falling for you too

im just not as attentive as i could/should be lol
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      07-22-2019, 02:16 PM   #3901
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^ Still laughing at the new screen name.
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I know, I know, I'm an *expletive, expletive, expletive*. I haven't actually ever watched the movie, but it did have driving in the title....
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- Driving Miss Daisy -
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It's only happened one other time but here goes:

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Really?!?!?!? I'm not that old.

You just love pushing my buttons
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Really?!?!?!? I'm not that old.

You just love pushing my buttons

I picture this going through Joekerr head right now:


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Really?!?!?!? I'm not that old.

You just love pushing my buttons
It is quickly becoming a favourite pastime of mine. In fairness, this used to be Lups, but she's hiding in her house like a hermit pretending to work and isn't spending the same degree of time on these forums anymore.

She doesn't respond well to begging, but if you were to ask her nicely she might distract me with a juicy abortion or death penalty thread or something like that. Those get me every time.
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It is quickly becoming a favourite pastime of mine. In fairness, this used to be Lups, but she's hiding in her house like a hermit pretending to work and isn't spending the same degree of time on these forums anymore.

She doesn't respond well to begging, but if you were to ask her nicely she might distract me with a juicy abortion or death penalty thread or something like that. Those get me every time.
Oh fuck off. I just had a shower. I don't look like Donald Trump anymore, the brick dust was very orange.

I'll be around more soon. Maybe. If I survive shit autumn.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Dude, it's Finland. Our summer is 5 minutes long.
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Back in 2004 I met this girl and we hung out a few days until she left with her sisters for a one week vacation. We weren’t serious, just having fun at first. Before I met her, I met some other girl a few weeks before. So she called me up wanting to hang out with her and her friend. I wasn’t in the mood to hang out but she begged so I’d figure WTH. I get picked up by her and her friend (both were cute) and we go down to Westchester County to some diner. Afterwards we go to some guys house who’s parents had a fairly new e39 and a new e46 M3.

Guy and I hit it off (no ghey)! and spent hours talking about bmws while the girls were laying down on the driveway listening to us chattering. I had to use the John and the girl who was on vacation called me and said that she missed me and wanted to take it to the next level.

I took the bait and now she’s my wife.

I go back outside and the girls wanted to leave. Never exchanged numbers with that guy but the ride home was awkward. Girls were mad that I didn’t give them any attention haha. So I get dropped off and about a 1/2 hour later I get a call from the girl I met a few weeks back and mentioned that her friend (the chick, not the guy) liked me and wanted my number.

I declined and the rest is history.

So not really a date but I guess a side story
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I picture this going through Joekerr head right now:


for Run Silent too. As I hit submit reply I knew someone would go there, my money was on Now_Rudi though.

Good morning boys and girls. Freakin monsoon rain here today. It's a middle lane kind of day. Stay safe.
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It is quickly becoming a favourite pastime of mine. In fairness, this used to be Lups, but she's hiding in her house like a hermit pretending to work and isn't spending the same degree of time on these forums anymore.

She doesn't respond well to begging, but if you were to ask her nicely she might distract me with a juicy abortion or death penalty thread or something like that. Those get me every time.
So in addition to not being able to drive because I'm female, and you busting my chops because I'm an old lady, I'm sloppy seconds because Lups is busy breaking/fixing something? You really have a way with the ladies.
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for Run Silent too. As I hit submit reply I knew someone would go there, my money was on Now_Rudi though.

Good morning boys and girls. Freakin monsoon rain here today. It's a middle lane kind of day. Stay safe.
Oh my mind went there! Not the "button(/s)" that crossed my mind though.

This particular instance I felt that my filthy thought was best left unsaid, but since you called me out......
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