[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Yeah man, spill it. What happened? How did you end up meeting him?

He met up with both of them for a threesome.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

He met up with both of them for a threesome.

I literally lol'd

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

hey so...
i met the boyfriend of that crazy girl on saturday. balls arent chopped and im obv still alive but my butt hurts....

Fixed

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

hey so...
i met the boyfriend of that crazy girl on saturday. balls arent chopped and im obv still alive.

Worst cliffhanger ever

[________]

@Kyngofpop did you end up engaging in that threesome as well? You mentioned in the confess thread

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Aaaaaaaand...

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Yeah man, spill it. What happened? How did you end up meeting him?

she was in town, tagged me on a fb post saying she was throwing a party at some dude's place. planning on going to a house party a friend was throwing at his place - go there, one of the guys (alex) there said he was invited too and was thinking of going.

left that house party because it wasnt my vibe, grabbed alex and headed to a bar. ran into andy and his gf, asked if they wanted to come with us to a house party- they asked if they could come and i told them i was close friends with the host,they asked how close i said "closer than you'd like to know" so the four of us head there.

alex had no clue, but andy's my boy and he told his gf as well of the story - told them not to mention anything in the party, naturally.

go in, she welcomes us, highfived by alex (she's objectively hot dude), and we're chilling. saying hi to the people there, the supposed bf goes "oh hey you're BMW right? we met freshman year at the orientation". literally did not remember the kid but he remembered me

small talk here and there, hours fly by, andy's gf wants food so we all decide to go to mcdonalds - alex is like lets find her and tell her we're leaving. she shows us to the door and i lean in for a hug (all in the vicinity of the bf), she says "sorry about what happened in the car" and i said "let me know how longer you're in town" along with some other stuff, looked over at the apartment, locked eyes with the bf and left...

friends noticed how long of a hug that was have not yet made plans to get violated again, but one school-related event im running over the weekend i think she'll be there... will update if i get kicked out of school for having sex in a school building

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@Kyngofpop did you end up engaging in that threesome as well? You mentioned in the confess thread

I did not, I was a good boy....for once in my life.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

I did not, I was a good boy....for once in my life.

Are you getting old or something????

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are you getting old or something????

Holy cripes my birthday was last week and it's like I INSTANTLY started making grown up decisions and gave up on wild random sex.

Next thing ya know I'll be wearing socks with sandals *shudders*

[________]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Holy cripes my birthday was last week and it's like I INSTANTLY started making grown up decisions and gave up on wild random sex.

Next thing ya know I'll be wearing socks with sandals *shudders*

Socks with sandals is now related to teenagers. I don't know what's with them, but all of the school kids around here wear them... sigh

Happy belated birthday!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Holy cripes my birthday was last week and it's like I INSTANTLY started making grown up decisions and gave up on wild random sex.

Next thing ya know I'll be wearing socks with sandals *shudders*

Socks/sandals??? BAN

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Socks/sandals??? BAN

[Kyngofpop]

Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.

Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.

I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l"

It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week

[________]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.

Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.

I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l"

It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week

I wouldn't have figured you'd have toys... I mean, are there appendages missing?

Lol what'd she throw them out???

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I wouldn't have figured you'd have toys... I mean, are there appendages missing?

Lol what'd she throw them out???

She had them in a box and said that they have to go. I was horribly embarrassed to say the least. I'm tempted to go and get them out of the trash but she's looking out for my best interest I guess. We had the whole "in my will.." talk and all that. Don't want my inheretence being taken for a few toys.

Can't say what they all were but when I say "randoms" I mean what I say. She was as shocked as anyone would be. She's suspected something for quite sometime now from her being at my place and she knows I haven't dated since my ex left many years ago but this was monumental in her eyes.

Can't say that I won't do it again but this has me shook. I've only told two other ppl of these exploits and my Mom found out about them....WoW

[________]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

She had them in a box and said that they have to go. I was horribly embarrassed to say the least. I'm tempted to go and get them out of the trash but she's looking out for my best interest I guess. We had the whole "in my will.." talk and all that. Don't want my inheretence being taken for a few toys.

Can't say what they all were but when I say "randoms" I mean what I say. She was as shocked as anyone would be. She's suspected something for quite sometime now from her being at my place and she knows I haven't dated since my ex left many years ago but this was monumental in her eyes.

Can't say that I won't do it again but this has me shook. I've only told two other ppl of these exploits and my Mom found out about them....WoW

She's very conservative. And apparently you carried on some of that conservative mindset with you (I won't do it again). Not sure it's "wrong", and it's private. Sure it's embarrassing if people find out like that, but it's normal...

I bet it was nerve wrecking lol...
Taking it out of the trash would be worse hahaha taking the "did you find your d in the trash" to new levels

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

She's very conservative. And apparently you carried on some of that conservative mindset with you (I won't do it again). Not sure it's "wrong", and it's private. Sure it's embarrassing if people find out like that, but it's normal...

I bet it was nerve wrecking lol...
Taking it out of the trash would be worse hahaha taking the "did you find your d in the trash" to new levels

Thank GOD she didn't open up my computer and see the videos...WoW!

Mom is ultra-conservative and if she sees the vids that I've posted to PornHub I'd be DISOWNED!! Period! Yeah it's my life but I don't want her to feel like she's raised a sex fiend but I was a fkn virgin til I got married at 20!

When you've lived a sheltered life as the baby of a Christian family of 4 they all tried to keep me from the real world, and good sex is one of the things I discover and you wanna keep doing it! Like I said, I've grown up a LOT in the last few weeks but when the monkey gets on my back....I'm FKN everything in SIGHT! Stay tuned

[________]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Thank GOD she didn't open up my computer and see the videos...WoW!

Mom is ultra-conservative and if she sees the vids that I've posted to PornHub I'd be DISOWNED!! Period! Yeah it's my life but I don't want her to feel like she's raised a sex fiend but I was a fkn virgin til I got married at 20!

When you've lived a sheltered life as the baby of a Christian family of 4 they all tried to keep me from the real world, and good sex is one of the things I discover and you wanna keep doing it! Like I said, I've grown up a LOT in the last few weeks but when the monkey gets on my back....I'm FKN everything in SIGHT! Stay tuned

Hahahaha

Wait. You "post" stuff to pornhub? Might be a first I hear... typo?

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Hahahaha

Wait. You "post" stuff to pornhub? Might be a first I hear... typo?

NOT a typo! Even got a little fan base

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.

Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.

I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l"

It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week

Damn son. I can't imagine. How embarrassing/awkward.

[Never_Enough]

It's always the religious people that are the freaks...

[Never_Enough]

The "crazy" I posted about earlier asked me for a dick pic, but the way she asked was hilarious. She said "Could I convince you to send me a penis pic? To help me visualize when I'm using one of my toys."

Man, she's a moron.