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oh boy oh boy last night was funny.
first weekend in school, bars were pretty full. also a few of my friends were visiting from back home so we decided to head out. i had a tinder match i've been trying to meet up with, so i hit her up basically saying "hey i'm here come thru". she replies with "i'm here let's meet at the beer garden" so i go. keep in mind, it's a saturday night so it's pretty filled. she was not the hottest girl ever but definitely would stand out. i walk out there, and there's this girl looking around which I presumed was her based on her view of what she's wearing. NOT who I was expecting to see was her "friend". her friend was hot as shit dude, like jesus if she is a human being idfk what i am. anyway naturally my alcohol infused dick starts talking to her friend and not my match - she cock blocked me in a major way but it was fun talking to her & got her contact info so we'll see about tonight given tomorrow's off too... |
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What are you, 14? Mini golf on a date is cool.....when you're in junior high school.
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Went out with this girl early this year who, on paper, was the perfect match for me. Same race, religion, profession, family background, beliefs, etc. I thought the date went well, we talked the entire time. Chemistry wasn't perfect but I was open to a 2nd date and texted her the next day. Never heard back.
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