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      10-16-2018, 06:58 PM   #837
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OK any last pearls of advice before I zip off of the text?
I'm late....what did you send and what did she say?

With all this build up I feel pictures are required here.
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OK any last pearls of advice before I zip off of the text?
I'm late....what did you send and what did she say?

With all this build up I feel pictures are required here.
Yes! That too.
Pics or she is a dude
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OK any last pearls of advice before I zip off of the text?
Finish the text with "I love you very much"
I always like to finish a getting to know you text with something classy yet intriguing such as, "I wanna feel what it's like to wear your skin" or "I'm going to dislocate your hips"
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OK any last pearls of advice before I zip off of the text?
Finish the text with "I love you very much"
I always like to finish a getting to know you text with something classy yet intriguing such as, "I wanna feel what it's like to wear your skin" or "I'm going to dislocate your hips"
Very classy.

I usually finish texts with dates-to-be in a more formal way, such as
"Hope to hear you screaming soon"
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OK any last pearls of advice before I zip off of the text?
Finish the text with "I love you very much"
I always like to finish a getting to know you text with something classy yet intriguing such as, "I wanna feel what it's like to wear your skin" or "I'm going to dislocate your hips"
Very classy.

I usually finish texts with dates-to-be in a more formal way, such as
"Hope to hear you screaming soon"
Thats a strong close right there.
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OK any last pearls of advice before I zip off of the text?
Finish the text with "I love you very much"
I always like to finish a getting to know you text with something classy yet intriguing such as, "I wanna feel what it's like to wear your skin" or "I'm going to dislocate your hips"
Very classy.

I usually finish texts with dates-to-be in a more formal way, such as
"Hope to hear you screaming soon"
Thats a strong close right there.
We do what we can during this anxious time while waiting for him to tell us what happened! I'm dying here!!!
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Fuckers. She has a legit excuse. She's out of town for her relatives birthday with her son
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OK any last pearls of advice before I zip off of the text?
Finish the text with "I love you very much"
I always like to finish a getting to know you text with something classy yet intriguing such as, "I wanna feel what it's like to wear your skin" or "I'm going to dislocate your hips"
Very classy.

I usually finish texts with dates-to-be in a more formal way, such as
"Hope to hear you screaming soon"
Thats a strong close right there.
We do what we can during this anxious time while waiting for him to tell us what happened! I'm dying here!!!
Right? Damn I'm nervous for him. It's obviously going well, he's busy.
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Fuckers. She has a legit excuse. She's out of town for her relatives birthday with her son
What did you say and what did she say!?
We'll analyze it and tell you if you deuced or if she's into you.
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Fuckers. She has a legit excuse. She's out of town for her relatives birthday with her son
Pft....whatever. You didn't follow our advice with the closers did you?
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Pft....whatever. You didn't follow our advice with the closers did you?
I bet you she would cancel her plans to attend the corn maze and later a-mazing ass humping
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Pft....whatever. You didn't follow our advice with the closers did you?
I bet you she would cancel her plans to attend the corn maze and later a-mazing ass humping
You are good at dad jokes sir.

I bet if he started by asking how many ears of corn she could for in her mouth at once he would have closed the deal.
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You are good at dad jokes sir.

I bet if he started by asking how many ears of corn she could for in her mouth at once he would have closed the deal.

If she says 3, Judy and I can maybe join the weekend fun?
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You're in, redirect. Give me a few to ponder this. You don't want to come across as pushy or needy.
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You are good at dad jokes sir.

I bet if he started by asking how many ears of corn she could for in her mouth at once he would have closed the deal.

If she says 3, Judy and I can maybe join the weekend fun?
You're not helping. Focus.
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Mark my words, Danielle is into you my dear sir.
And congratulations on having the right phone.

Too bad she is out of town, but go strong and direct on an invitation in the future. She's into you and will say yes. She wants to be with you.
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Sorry, I got excited!
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Any more texts we can work on? That's pretty thin still, even though what sold me was she saying she'd approach you as your wife in public...

I've been in that situation myself, and that is SUREFIRE.
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Lemme seeIf I can find older texts
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Lemme seeIf I can find older texts
If nothing works, you can always use the quote in your signature if she texts you she's going to take a shower or have a bath..........................
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Lemme seeIf I can find older texts
I need info. How long was she married? What's her personality type? Is she open or timid?
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