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Is it with respect to a date / food and wine pairing thing. In which case, kudos, and we'll leave you be. Or is it that you'll see her tomorrow night at the school pick up spot when you are both picking up your respective offspring? In which case, we are going to keep on ragging on you, until you pick up your phone, and text her something to the effect of "I like you, you like me, why don't we just be one big happy family?" (Which I am positive is a song somewhere, probably from Sesame Street, but having no luck finding the lyrics). |
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Ugh makes me depressed though. Maybe I need to get back on the dating apps eventually
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10-25-2018, 01:35 PM | #843 | |
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Oh, and an appropriate catfishing picture as I understand this is common on dating sites. May I suggest one of Brad Pitt? Totally plausible. |
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10-25-2018, 01:44 PM | #844 |
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The same crazy/stupid chick I mentioned before w/the meme convo & other things is a full on drama queen. She was over a few days ago & left b/c she's insane. (I don't even recall what happened it was so stupid. Also, b/c I don't care)
Anyway, she said she'll make it up to me. I told her buy me wheels for the Hellcat. She said she'll only spend $50. GTFO! Then she says she'll do anything I want, short of hurting herself, sexually. Nah, I don't have any sick fantasies or fetishes to live out. Rather have the wheels. |
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Otherwise, go Hellcat. My lease deal beats the pants off any M3/M4 lease deal. Austin Yellow & Sahkir Orange are nice, though. |
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Jesus dude, you can't try to set 1 meeting not around kids?!
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also upstatedoc MY GUY - literally you can't fuck this up even if you tried to at this point. she's literally inviting you out to hang out, probably to a place where she only knows a few people herself (and most likely no one knows you). the only true way to fuck this up is by not doing anything other than showing up and at the end of the night "thanking for her time". get her to thank you for something else... im such a bro, if you need it i'll overnight my pair to you if you need a younger copy to make this happen. all i know is you need to ensure you don't fail: 1- yourself 2- us 3- her |
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Dude - she's into you. If not, you can blame BP, but not a single one of us thinks you are going to get shot down. You know that lifeline thing on Who wants to be a Millionaire where you ask the audience and they're usually like 70% on one answer and split on the rest...and the 70% answer is like always right? Well, in this case, the audience is saying 100% on the one answer. And we're right. |
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THis thread is gold
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In LA for a couple days...meeting chick from my Vegas trip a few weeks ago...have some unfinished business. Hopefully I feel "drained" by the end of the night.
Otherwise I'll be crying Jordan. |
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$5 says he'll post "i have accomplished the sex on her"
but $10 says he'll post "nothing happened but the kids had fun together!!!" |
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