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      09-01-2020, 04:26 PM   #7107
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How about the honorary title of "Supervisor of Chief of Stuff"? That way, when MKSixer gets out of line, you can correct him. On the downside, you would then also be responsible for him and his behaviour - do you think you could handle that?

Would that earn me your write in?
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You're going to GIVE me responsibility for MKSixer as a PUNISHMENT for writing you in??? The world really is downside-up.

But, at least I know WHEN you get sick, your lovely wife won't lose all her Stuff paying for the funeral. . .
Wait wut?!?!!

I'm a punishment? A chore? A pain in the ass to deal with?!?!!

Why, yes I am.
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Wait wut?!?!!

I'm a punishment? A chore? A pain in the ass to deal with?!?!!

Why, yes I am.
This, lady and gentlemen, is a textbook example of executive training called "Name it and own it". And it works.
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      09-01-2020, 04:33 PM   #7109
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My only complaint is that the Stuff cloud would be full of all MKSixer videos and pictures

For SHARING, but still FULL.
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This, lady and gentlemen, is a textbook example of executive training called "Name it and own it". And it works.
Indeed.

The next lesson is, "Giving Iron Clad Orders disguised in Helping Language". Please form a line to the right to purchase your tickets.
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      09-01-2020, 04:36 PM   #7111
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My only complaint is that the Stuff cloud would be full of all MKSixer videos and pictures

For SHARING, but still FULL.
To be certain, this IS a request for medical pictures?
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My only complaint is that the Stuff cloud would be full of all MKSixer videos and pictures

For SHARING, but still FULL.
If that's the only complaint, we'll set up partitions so that you have your own space as well.

So...I can count on you to write me in come November? You'll take a picture of your ballot with my name on it as evidence, yes?
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My only complaint is that the Stuff cloud would be full of all MKSixer videos and pictures

For SHARING, but still FULL.
To be certain, this IS a request for medical pictures?
No no no no no no
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      09-01-2020, 07:25 PM   #7114
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No no no no no no
I don't understand. UncleWede requested videos or pics and you magnified that request by quoting it. I think pictures should be posted...
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No no no no no no
I don't understand. UncleWede requested videos or pics and you magnified that request by quoting it. I think pictures should be posted...
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      09-02-2020, 07:28 PM   #7117
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yo where's pennsiveguy

why are all our friends leaving
don't you have a girlfriend to text?
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don't you have a girlfriend to text?
i do but i also want to stay in touch with my friends, gf isn't my whole life i dont want to be that simp that lets go of his life the second he gets in a relationship
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I have to be the dumbest smart person I know

*starts playing cracked record that's been played before*

So it's my detailers birthday in 2 weeks, and I said I would do something special for her the night before (she has dinner with her brother on the night). She's always wanted to stay at a local hotel that's very old (oldest hotel in the area) so I said I'd get us a couple of rooms.

She said one room is fine - she can curl up next to a friend. Ok.

Then I had told her I'd arrange for a massage for her at a spa somewhere that day as well. That's fine - she picks a treatment I need myself, but she asks if we can do a couples massage so she feels less awkward.

She's either VERY comfortable naked and/or cuddling up to friends, or she's yanking my chain in the worst way.

Why can't she just be mean to me so I don't care any more
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I think she is suggesting some chain yanking!
Come on, she wouldn’t suggest the one room otherwise!
The massage... well that could be awkward all around, assuming the chain needs some yanking!
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I think she is suggesting some chain yanking!
Come on, she wouldn’t suggest the one room otherwise!
The massage... well that could be awkward all around, assuming the chain needs some yanking!
She has narcolepsy - so her sleep patterns are a bit weird, But even so - when she suggested sharing a room I said I'm likely to roll over in my sleep and cuddle her - she said she's done the same before too, and wasn't fazed :/

Yes - the massage could be hell awkward. I couldn't think of anything more awkward that that but if that's what she wants...

Although if they don't do that massage as a couples thing, I said I'd come and sit with her for her massage. Might be somewhat less awkward for me at least!
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i do but i also want to stay in touch with my friends, gf isn't my whole life i dont want to be that simp that lets go of his life the second he gets in a relationship
Smart thinking my man. Take care of her needs, and take care of yourself as well. Healthy approach to it.
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*starts playing cracked record that's been played before*

So it's my detailers birthday in 2 weeks, and I said I would do something special for her the night before (she has dinner with her brother on the night). She's always wanted to stay at a local hotel that's very old (oldest hotel in the area) so I said I'd get us a couple of rooms.

She said one room is fine - she can curl up next to a friend. Ok.

Then I had told her I'd arrange for a massage for her at a spa somewhere that day as well. That's fine - she picks a treatment I need myself, but she asks if we can do a couples massage so she feels less awkward.

She's either VERY comfortable naked and/or cuddling up to friends, or she's yanking my chain in the worst way.

Why can't she just be mean to me so I don't care any more
You gotta get her in a room by herself then put honey on her back with essential oils. massage her chicken
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i do but i also want to stay in touch with my friends, gf isn't my whole life i dont want to be that simp that lets go of his life the second he gets in a relationship
No matter how good any relationship may be, never forget your friends.
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You gotta get her in a room by herself then put honey on her back with essential oils. massage her chicken
I concur, but honestly dinonz if nothing comes of this I would stop wasting your time. The cracked record that analogy hit the nail on the head, but at least you understand that much. Worst case she seems like a good friend, I just don't know where this is going.
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*starts playing cracked record that's been played before*

So it's my detailers birthday in 2 weeks, and I said I would do something special for her the night before (she has dinner with her brother on the night). She's always wanted to stay at a local hotel that's very old (oldest hotel in the area) so I said I'd get us a couple of rooms.

She said one room is fine - she can curl up next to a friend. Ok.

Then I had told her I'd arrange for a massage for her at a spa somewhere that day as well. That's fine - she picks a treatment I need myself, but she asks if we can do a couples massage so she feels less awkward.

She's either VERY comfortable naked and/or cuddling up to friends, or she's yanking my chain in the worst way.

Why can't she just be mean to me so I don't care any more

friend with benefits??
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She's either messing with you by now and is just in it for the fun, or she's really really giving you an nth chance to take the ropes and get in there man

I still think you should ask her to come over on a random night, pour some drinks and see where that goes. Sounds like you don't want to miss the window of opportunity (attraction) and frankly she's a trooper for sticking it out this much, but something tells me she's just genuinely waiting for you to take the ropes and just flop your dick out on the table.
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You gotta get her in a room by herself then put honey on her back with essential oils. massage her chicken
I have tears in my eyes! Literally sitting behind my desk, trying not to draw attention to myself, as I gasp for air I'm laughing so hard. oh shit....thank you.

dinonz my advice to you on this one is to cease and desist. I can't add anything else here. With any aspect of life you must achieve balance. You are way off balance here. You need to recenter yourself sir. Your effort is less than your attainment. I'd start looking at this relationship (on whatever level it's on) with more of business minds-eye. If you continuously throw money at something and it doesn't yield results, time to change something fast. Just my advice sir. I hate seeing people be used.

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