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      01-18-2016, 01:53 PM   #21429
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Or maybe your cars are luke your vagina, a product of someones imagination. All I've seen you in was a Q5.
Oh my god...

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Luke is a character in Star wars.

Q3...I can't afford a Q5.
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      01-18-2016, 01:54 PM   #21430
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Hey, they are Asian people in the military too , some airmen make well over $100k a year.
He's asian? and blond? so like this:

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You mean Porsche's GT? To replace BMW's GT?
No Alex it's this...
I was passenger in one and it scared the shit out of me !
Here 50 launches in a row , this with our Bimmer and it would be crap.

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He's asian? and blond? so like this:
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Yes.


Belgium... post that link of C5 in camo.

And please Phil, can you find me Beautiful Bimmette pic in her soccer outfit?
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      01-18-2016, 01:57 PM   #21434
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No Alex it's this...
I was passenger in one and it scared the shit out of me !
Here 50 launches in a row , this with our Bimmer and it would be crap.
I've been abusing mine for 7,060 miles now and it's been solid.
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Only more random ass pics will prove it.. like a 100 more.
Will think about it !
=> http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=320909
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      01-18-2016, 01:59 PM   #21436
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I've been abusing mine for 7,060 miles now and it's been solid.
You should test drive it Alex .
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I'm so Mondazed that I want to post something in the whoure thread, but I can't think of anything.
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And please Phil, can you find me Beautiful Bimmette pic in her soccer outfit?
I'm sorry I cannot my friend .
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Oh my god...

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Q3...I can't afford a Q5.
To quote myself from earlier: Fuck off Alex. Go post some watches so others will know too that besides your S word taste in cars, you have one watch that passed the ultimate taste test.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Okay, one last one.

Belgium and C5:

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I've been abusing mine for 7,060 miles now and it's been solid.
The Turbo S is also awd, you wont have to worry about the pss's not hooking below 70f and it weighs around 3,550lbs that's much less than the porky M6 (4,300lbs).
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You should test drive it Alex .
TBH, I've never been a fan of Porsche and especially the 997/991. The GT4 has my attention because it's the anti-M6.
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To quote myself from earlier: Fuck off Alex. Go post some watches so others will know too that besides your S word taste in cars, you have one watch that passed the ultimate taste test.
F word you. The ultimate taste test was also the priciest...go figure.
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Does my x5 have launch control I'm sure I could get to 60 in under 7 seconds with it
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F word you. The ultimate taste test was also the priciest...go figure.
That's okay, I still hate all your other S word. I'm kicking you out from my very respectable friend list when you get the P.
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The Turbo S is also awd, you wont have to worry about the pss's not hooking below 70f and it weighs around 3,550lbs that's much less than the porky M6 (4,300lbs).
Try the M6 from a pull in second and tell me all about how overweight it is.
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That's okay, I still hate all your other S word. I'm kicking you out from my very respectable friend list when you get the P.
Now I get it...you're not a fan of lightweight, well balanced, manual transmission, and driver-centric cars.
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Okay, one last one.

Belgium and C5:
Think that fat guy needs 10 years of gym just like I did
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Now I get it...you're not a fan of lightweight, well balanced, manual transmission, and driver-centric cars.
Not when that ugly and in the hands of an american who thinks that if there is a bird in the name of the place he's at, he should try to make his boat fly.
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