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      01-07-2016, 03:56 PM   #20263
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Like I said yesterday, I'll pay anything to fix my beautiful eyes. Lord only knows how much tomorrow is going to cost me. I think my deductibles only $200ish.


My eyes are the prettiest feature on my face.

Wouldnt you agree?
You paid to have things fixed that did not need fixing.

I was going to say the prettiest feature on your face are your boobs.
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Like I said yesterday, I'll pay anything to fix my beautiful eyes. Lord only knows how much tomorrow is going to cost me. I think my deductibles only $200ish.


My eyes are the prettiest feature on my face.

Wouldnt you agree?


Yes, your eyes are the only pretty feature on your face.
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You paid to have things fixed that did not need fixing.

I was going to say the prettiest feature on your face are your boobs.
Hey... My man boob will be extremely attractive to lots of females, if I allocate stash of $100 bills on my man boobs instead of spending on nice firm chest.
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Hey... My man boob will be extremely attractive to lots of females, if I allocate stash of $100 bills on my man boobs instead of spending on nice firm chest.
...ma.....may..... may I see your boobs?
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...ma.....may..... may I see your boobs?
*stuffing monopoly money into the shirt*

Sure. you may!
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      01-07-2016, 04:10 PM   #20268
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Sara504, oops wrong thread.
I don't get it
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*stuffing monopoly money into the shirt*

Sure. you may!
Yuss. So hot right now.
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      01-07-2016, 04:18 PM   #20271
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Do they host orgies? I'd go for that, but not to bang a single broad. You can find one cheaper inside MGM.
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Do they host orgies? I'd go for that, but not to bang a single broad. You can find one cheaper inside MGM.
I think they do...
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      01-07-2016, 04:24 PM   #20273
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Permission granted to proceed with the gofundme then.
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      01-07-2016, 04:47 PM   #20275
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@MrPrena - how's it going??

Been thinking of you here lately.
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@MrPrena - how's it going??

Been thinking of you here lately.
Is he your new boyfriend? You pushing me away too, for someone else?



Should have seen this from a mile away.
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@MrPrena - how's it going??

Been thinking of you here lately.
Thanks. I really wanted to post something when Broncos got 1st seed on AFC, but didn't have chance. will do my best to entertain y;all.



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Is he your new boyfriend? You pushing me away too, for someone else?



Should have seen this from a mile away.
We been buddies even before ASBSECU E93 was active on OT. We met at M3 vs .... thread.
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Is he your new boyfriend? You pushing me away too, for someone else?



Should have seen this from a mile away.
...you'll always hold a special place in my heart
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.... okay and that means what?

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...you'll always hold a special place in my heart
If I see you this weekend, I'm probably going to break up with you.
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...you'll always hold a special place in my heart
You come and go, you come and g9.

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Like I said yesterday, I'll pay anything to fix my beautiful eyes. Lord only knows how much tomorrow is going to cost me. I think my deductibles only $200ish.


My eyes are the prettiest feature on my face.

Wouldnt you agree?
Cut me Paulie. No Rock. Just do it..cut me. ADRIAN!!!!!
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