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      09-29-2015, 12:05 AM   #15401
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I flipped a Star Mazda car in the pit exit lane once. How embarrassing
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      09-29-2015, 12:13 AM   #15402
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Yes you try different things lines, braking point, techniques, but I'm not Hamilton I'm not anywhere precise enough to brake .03 seconds later. Those guys make every bit as many mistakes as me. They just are within such close proximity of the limit while doing it while I'm over under and trying to build that precision. Nobody will ever pay me to drive at the track it's just fun and the only data I have is what I collect and analyze which is more than most do.
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Thanks for your sarcasm.
That was just an example I made, because you guys probably heard of those on major race showed on tv. However, thanks for not being excessively sarcastic and trying to compare "downforce" of 15-20yr old junior formula cars to current F1 cars on my other example.

I don't have a strength nor can focus to steer the steering wheel at 5g at 140mph like they do.
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      09-29-2015, 12:18 AM   #15403
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Geez sensitive much. Wasn't being sarcastic about you at all I'm pointing out I don't have that skill level?
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      09-29-2015, 12:23 AM   #15404
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Plus I really don't think an avalon pulls 5gs.
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      09-29-2015, 12:26 AM   #15405
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Plus I really don't think an avalon pulls 5gs.
With PSSs it'll get close
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Plus I really don't think an avalon pulls 5gs.
With PSSs it'll get close
nt01...7gs in a camry.
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you can calculate once you have set a baseline.

you can analyze your data lap after lap to compare what you are doing.

I look at data and take that information and just drive harder if I know there is time to be gained.

in the end you just have to push the car over the limits so that you have a good feeling of what point you can dance to.

how do I know? I'm a backyard pro. I have a YouTube channel you can watch.
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      09-29-2015, 02:02 AM   #15408
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You guys (apparently all E9x M3 owners) got me very offended. I ain't playing with you guys no more!

Also leave my highly treasured Avalon alone!
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      09-29-2015, 02:26 AM   #15409
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You guys (apparently all E9x M3 owners) got me very offended. I ain't playing with you guys no more!

Also leave my highly treasured Avalon alone!
Just take the GT-R out and educate a few folks......that will make you feel better
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      09-29-2015, 02:29 AM   #15410
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Just take the GT-R out and educate a few folks......that will make you feel better
How is your trip to FL so far?
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      09-29-2015, 02:38 AM   #15411
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Weather sucks so far, but it helps me stay focused on a couple indoor projects. Little touch up painting and cleaning....

Best part has been the Treg - 1st long distance trip since the tune and DPF delete. It is amazing how great it drove and rode.....miles just seem to tick by.
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      09-29-2015, 02:39 AM   #15412
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Market is in the 5hitter yesterday....WTF?
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      09-29-2015, 02:47 AM   #15413
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Market is in the 5hitter yesterday....WTF?
Probably gonna get worse before better.
Only redemption I can think of from some of my loss is buy oil etf/etn when it falls below 40/barrel again. Decide not to buy short oil etf/etn while going down very slow.

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      09-29-2015, 07:13 AM   #15414
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Man..., this cup of coffee this morning is off the chains. Such a barista.
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      09-29-2015, 07:34 AM   #15415
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Just take the GT-R out and educate a few folks......that will make you feel better
That's the right car for Mrs Prena, it basically drives itself. No skills required.
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      09-29-2015, 04:22 PM   #15416
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Dude... I went to bank to deposit $xxxx amount to buy something on an auction for my store, and they said it is sold (out of auction sale). what a waste of time.
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      09-29-2015, 04:24 PM   #15417
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Dude... I went to bank to deposit $xxxx amount to buy something on an auction for my store, and they said it is sold (out of auction sale). what a waste of time.
You can send it to me and I'll mail you something in return. That way you don't feel like you got shafted.
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      09-29-2015, 04:27 PM   #15418
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You can send it to me and I'll mail you something in return. That way you don't feel like you got shafted.
Dear sir Axius,
I would love to send you a check. If you can send me or transfer me the money by paypal for casher's check fee, I will send you the bank check to you.

Sincerely,

Amarachukwu; Your friend Nigerian Prince Oil-Sheik
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Dear sir Axius,
I would love to send you a check. If you can send me or transfer me the money by paypal for casher's check fee, I will send you the bank check to you.

Sincerely,

Amarachukwu; Your friend Nigerian Prince Oil-Sheik
That's so easy! PM me your paypal info!
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      09-29-2015, 04:37 PM   #15420
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That's so easy! PM me your paypal info!
Dear Sir Axius,
As a prince of Nigerian oil sheik, I am not allowed to get paypal per my loyal servant. You can send empty $20 casher's check to any of these addresses of my servants.

ADDRESSES AND NAMES OF NIGERIAN SCAMMERS
Aaron King
3rd Avenue, Gbawe
Accra, Ghana 23321

Abbey Ade
3 Olonade Street
Alimoso, Lagos, Nigeria, 23401

Abbey Scott
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Lagos, Ketu, Nigeria 23401

Abegunde Ibukun Opeyemi
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      09-29-2015, 09:43 PM   #15421
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I always open my notifications like aww yeah, MrPrena just appreciated a bunch of my posts, I'm clearly so clever and hilarious! But then it turns out you just clicked the appreciate button on the same post repeatedly. Sigh. Every time. When will I learn?
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      09-29-2015, 09:45 PM   #15422
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I always open my notifications like aww yeah, MrPrena just appreciated a bunch of my posts, I'm clearly so clever and hilarious! But then it turns out you just clicked the appreciate button on the same post repeatedly. Sigh. Every time. When will I learn?
You are now in the REP>POST club.
It took me about 25 funny jokes on "joke of the year" thread to get there.
Of course, I am not a funny guy, so I had to copy/paste jokes. ha ha
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