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For a reasonably pleasurable night, would you prefer weed or alcohol? Or a mixture of both?
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01-12-2015, 09:51 AM | #139 | |
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Screw your ugly sister or your hot mom?
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I'll screw my step sister.... hahaha (A) Be a very poor person in America ( or any 1st World country) (B) Be a rich bastard in a very poor 3rd World country.
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Fix your DRUM brakes yourself, or hire some dude to do it for you? (Yes, my truck has drums in the back, 2002 GMC Sonoma) |
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01-12-2015, 11:37 AM | #143 |
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Luckily for me my car is nicknamed the machete (as my cars are all named after cool-sounding weapons like claymore, scythe, etc.), so I can bring that over... But even if that's not the case I'd still rather take the deserted island.
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have sex with a tranny(post) or Miley Cyrus(post hannah montana).
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01-12-2015, 12:24 PM | #146 | |
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(A) Would you rather be a Black Man and marry a White Woman (B) White Man marry a Black Woman?
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01-12-2015, 12:54 PM | #147 |
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I forgot to ask after my answer, and so did kevinbahnz above. If you were captured by a cannibal tribesman and were given a choice of oogabooga or death, which one would you choose?
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Pimp or petty drug dealer , selling to kids.
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That was a trick question... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/260614/ Would you rather (what's with me and rather questions lately?)... Be disemboweled and served alive like ikizukuri sushi to Miley Cyrus, or run through a pride of hungry lions wearing Lady Gaga's meat ensemble?
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