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      03-19-2015, 12:35 AM   #133
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She may think your her new gay friend with the circ de soleil? Or sugar daddy may want to wear a wife beater next date to quell both.
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      03-19-2015, 12:42 AM   #134
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would be fun to show this thread to her after
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      03-19-2015, 12:50 AM   #135
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would be fun to show this thread to her after
Good call! Wait until date 5 or so.
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      03-19-2015, 04:32 AM   #136
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I doubt he would, since he managed it without taking much of our advice.
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      03-19-2015, 08:18 AM   #137
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Post photos or this whole thing is a fake.
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      03-19-2015, 08:42 AM   #138
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Soooooo...no GoPro video?
The one peice of advice you should have taken just ask youself what does every NFL team do the day after a game? Study the tape
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      03-19-2015, 11:25 AM   #139
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Better than that Bachelor sh!t....at least there's no crying in here.
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      03-19-2015, 11:26 AM   #140
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Better than that Bachelor sh!t....at least there's no crying in here.
save the crying for after sex.

amiright?! amiright?
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      03-19-2015, 11:32 AM   #141
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Better than that Bachelor sh!t....at least there's no crying in here.
My gf made me watch the last episode...

Needless to say, I got her back by putting it in her butt when she was drunk that night

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      03-19-2015, 11:42 AM   #142
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I keep checking for updates and I was just thinking to myself...

Op threw a rod through....

...Her block
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      03-19-2015, 10:21 PM   #143
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what does every NFL team do the day after a game?
I was going to say "shower together"
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      03-20-2015, 07:39 AM   #144
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Nah, if she doesn't give it up on the first date something is up....,



Beware OP. Women are sneaky, ask Squishy.
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      03-20-2015, 08:03 AM   #145
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Also, for anyone who thought he was being serious, the picture he posted can be found all over the web..., ironic? I'll let your minds wander.


https://www.tineye.com/search/1d0621...0ab3316044ff8/



Real picture of you and her or this is just another sad troll attempt. Until then....,
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      03-20-2015, 08:07 AM   #146
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take a screen shot of her facebook profile pic and post that shit!!! We wanna see what this chick looks like.


For the second date; pee in her butt!!
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      03-20-2015, 08:09 AM   #147
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For the second date; pee in her butt!!

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      03-20-2015, 09:19 AM   #148
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I was going to say "shower together"
I assumed they did that immediately following the game
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      03-21-2015, 03:11 PM   #149
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This is the best thread on this damn forum...tell us about date #2. And quit being stingy with the DETAILS!!!
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      03-22-2015, 05:00 PM   #150
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Yeah and ferchrissakes if you take her to somewhere more boring than the first date; and if it crashes and burns, guess where my next flight is going to be, and guess how pleasant it won't be...

Future dating advice: Don't take her somewhere too over-the-top for first dates; if things go well, anything less than $50 is more than worth it (and that's bundling the cost of gas, wear-and-tear on tangible items, etc.). If things don't, you only lost $50. Plenty of people in this world can attest that they've spent hundreds on a chick and didn't get so much as a good night kiss (guilty... But I was 19 and didn't know any better after a high-end cafe, art gallery, and getting sushi).

Speaking of which, did you at least get one?
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      03-22-2015, 05:38 PM   #151
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Best advice ever!

This is why I usually met girls right after dinner time at coffee shop to reduce cost. Just conversation for over 5 hours for me and date was better than typical first dates.

Most importantly, you save money for other first dates or 2nd+ dates.


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Yeah and ferchrissakes if you take her to somewhere more boring than the first date; and if it crashes and burns, guess where my next flight is going to be, and guess how pleasant it won't be...

Future dating advice: Don't take her somewhere too over-the-top for first dates; if things go well, anything less than $50 is more than worth it (and that's bundling the cost of gas, wear-and-tear on tangible items, etc.). If things don't, you only lost $50. Plenty of people in this world can attest that they've spent hundreds on a chick and didn't get so much as a good night kiss (guilty... But I was 19 and didn't know any better after a high-end cafe, art gallery, and getting sushi).

Speaking of which, did you at least get one?
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      03-22-2015, 06:13 PM   #152
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Hello everyone,

Hahaha I guess everyone waiting for me to post something huh..

well we had a blast and we enjoyed our company and we laugh alot. so most of you said don't do it but I did it anyway we went to cirque to solely!! I was going to suprise her butt, someone here said ask for her opinion!! so I did!! and she was really excited to go and I purchased literally the best seat that was available.
I picked her up from her place and gave her a very small taste if the M3 power.. ( no street racing ).
And now we are up for the second date. Hopefully that will be on friday night.

oh btw!! I didn't let her play with my Leprechaun at least not yet...
Now this is what you shoulda really did. You playing it slow is not gonna really help you. Do what you said you'd above.
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      03-22-2015, 08:36 PM   #153
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Agreed gotta get to that early so they know what to expect later.
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      03-22-2015, 09:34 PM   #154
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